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How many more times will I be questioned about my animal information only to find out later when people are hurt, that I was right?

Well, I mean, Rick, I doubted once upon a time and I got burned.

And you know, I've been in your corner on I mean, you're the expert in that area.

And uh my own's son and brothers over here, Wiln.

I'm not saying you've got areas like you've got a switch brand?

What what did I say?

Used that you use the They use the beak to ram into the into the status shark.

When that when that when they go into the when they take the shark in, it's like the chaw's of life that they chopped on them.

I think, hey, son, son, when you when you had a mortgage trick, you know what I mean?

And you're like, well, hey man, I don't know how man?

What what?

What school my kids are gonna go to?

Then you and I can talk right now?

You just some college guy.

You don't know nothing.

I mean, what do we know?

I went to bology class.

Hey, I've been on I've been on the front line.

You know.

I was there the day I told Bubba, watch out, watch out Ostrich, watch out Ostridge.

And before you know what, these baby Ostrichs have got him down.

But pummel them.

What do you remember that whatever that word is?

When technically it was pecking?

Right?

But here we go.

Do you remember when I told everybody about chimpanzees look out, look out?

Yeah?

That was about three face eatings ago?

Thank you?

Yeah, I tell you what thing?

When?

That?

When?

When?

When?

When?

And I want y'all stick your hand knocks to push his mouth, both of you, and see ifact if the beak doesn't get rammed into your hand.

It's not a jelly.

He's gonna buy.

He's gonna buy my fingers off, but he's not gonna ram his beaconto my hand.

Yes he is.

He has an internal Okay, well let me ask you this.

Where's the crocodile got today?

Haven't yeah, Steve alive?

He didn't get killed by an optic sting.

They're in the octapus family ocean together.

That's it.

They're both in the ocean.

Who was you after, the one who told Steve watch out from spearing you?

You know what you said?

Well, they don't really spear.

You ask him if he got spared.

Have you been able to google?

Yeah, I've tried.

You know what, I think that was bogus.

I believe he's still alive.

He just got you think nothing.

I don't believe anything.

I don't even think you're here, Greg, I'm not.

What do you think he's like living with Elvis?

I think he's got tired of doing that show.

Rick.

It's Greg.

His body is a beak.

I told you his body is a beat.

What you mean?

I told you?

I don't know.

I'm so.

I think I'm ready.

I tell you what I'm tired of.

Can I tell you what I'm tired of in this animal stuff?

Here to heal?

What I'm tired of being right by?

You?

Gotta go somewhere.

Yep, you got your bags back to it only for tennis.

He wasn't gonna go headphones and he finally he's got his keys in his hand.

Rob mona, Rob go ahead.

It has eight arms.

And we knew that the story behind the story about that is there was fish disappearing in the aquarium.

There was what there was fish disappearing in the aquarium, So they had the camera running to see what shark was eating the fish.

And come out come to find out was o big boy.

And then there was a midget watching it, and that octopus thought he was a dwarf and he locked him in his uh shed.

No, parents, you've heard apologized to what I know.

The occobus has no bones.

The only hard part of its body is a beak made of a material like fingernail.

You use the word round.

The beak, located in the mouth is used to kill prey, okay, and bite it into pieces.

Bite it into pieces.

Not I'm not ramming octopuses.

Look stup it, hey son.

If I take this carnivore tooth, I am ramming it into the meat and ripping.

You said ram like it was like hitting.

Well, how do you take a beacon?

What the birds do?

Peking is ramming, it says, peking is not just that's part of the biting process.

Have you ever been bitten by an octopush?

No?

Have you?

Yes?

The year was nineteen eighty one.

You're performing now all right, also was pumbled by alarm.

I'd rather not tell you about.

Watch does say that the bite is poisonous, okay, and it has killed.

Humans too, well, sure they have fight, not Ram.

This is why you're looking.

If you had a beam in your head, if you if you what I'm your son, son, what I meant about this, and be respectful to your elder, especially since we know most.

Look.

Look what I meant was, it's not like a tooth that that you would see.

An octopus's mouth is unique in the fact that there's just it's a spear like beat.

And when something comes in there, Ram, Ram, it stabs you like it's just like it's a spear.

It's it's a big it's a big like it's got two sides.

It's a beak.

I did a dissection when I was in elementary school.

What do they know is that?

What did the would you think they know more than me about it?

And I'm not telling you they don't.

Look they don't let the kids handle him.

Dang, I'm not talking about the listen.

I mean y'all are sitting there dissecting a squid, a little tiny like a tadpole, tadpole's mouth.

It's not the same as an OCTOPU I said, I'm getting a picture of his mouth.

No, you get the picture.

It's gonna be two sides of a beak like a bird, and he's gonna be chomping down.

But he they take the beak and they'll ram you with it, and then they start eating.

I think they have deadly table bite.

Say that, but I will, I will say this, but it does say that.

That's what it uses to kill its prey, is the beak on the hard.

It's just you'll just agreement.

It's how it's how you're spitting you.

You're splitting beakness here.

I mean beaks work by chomping and spearing and ramming.

Well, but this but the octopus does not ram It's it's it's.

If a woodpecker was going to eat your ear load.

But what would be the first thing you did with this beak?

It's not something that it doesn't fast hold here's the beacon.

See there, look at the beak.

You think I don't ram I can't tell you what.

I can't even tell what that is.

I couldn't kill that.

That's one side of what is it that the beak the top.

Yes, the beak is ramming into the and you're you're you're splitting words here, we're talking the same thing because I know that you.

Here's my question.

Does the beak chull down and eat or do the muscles hold it?

And then there's the hole.

What is that?

That's the hole in the beak.

But now I swear the beak that's where rest ready to ram Oh gosh.

I thought that was I thought that was Hemsey's a gallbladder surgery.

I don't I don't want to tell you what I thought.

Look how about you can't even get a good picture of the beat.

It's everybody tried to get you think.

I don't you think I don't ram into you?

Two sides there?

It's just what but blake when you have If I had two thorns and I was doing this, I'm ramming the thorns into you.

Do you see what I'm saying?

Okay, I'm.

I guess are we are we using biting ram as the same word?

I think you are in very burgess fashion.

Y'all are arguing really about the same.

We are biting, but when were biting?

We are ramming in two Okay, Yeah, that's my point.

Okay, all right, I mean I still didn't kill.

Like it runs and like I say, it takes a beacon one of its eight arms.

When I think that's what I think, I.

Believe black trunt.

Okay, great, but neither one of you.

They didn't kill the sharks swam off like just say this, Hey, dad, good job, you're right, you're right.

Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Well, rick I've heard of reclaiming something.

But this is getting ridiculous.

Can I tell you something, ladies.

This is becoming a new trend.

This is becoming This is about This is about the third story that we've.

Had like this.

If you're going to get your boyfriend to purchase you some enhancements, you better not you Hey, you better not make you mad.

You better not make you mad.

Victorville, California is the dateline.

Prosecutors say a burned lover ambushed his ex girlfriend and tried to cut out the enhancements that he had paid for by stabbing her.

Oh but San Bernardon case going on with the same thing.

San Bernardino County Prosecutor David Foyce is twenty eight year old twenty eight year old Thomas Lee Rally attacked his ex in July two thousand and six outside her mother's home some seventy miles northeast of Los Angeles in the Mahave Desert.

Rally is on trial in superior Court in Victorville for attempted murder, assault with the deadly weapons, stalking, burglary, and rick of course, false imprisonment.

The twenty six year old woman survived six stabs and the punctured enhancements were repaired.

Give it in.

Rally's former former roommate, Dennis McGill, give me that my mind, testified this week that the defendant wanted to reclaim what was rightfully his.

You know, this is a little bit like the husband.

Uh, you know, we had the story his wife, he gave her a kidney.

There's a case going on in court.

I thought me and Speedy were out too late.

Uh that you know, we had we had the story of the doctor who is suing his ex wife now who he gave a kidney to and she went off and had an affair.

Guy these and now he wants his kidney.

Yeah, And then there was another case that's going on and this is exactly like this.

Now, this guy's not trying to take them by force, but he's going to court saying, you know what I pay for these uh and and now now she's leaving me, you know, because what you know what this is like like these women that get upset, they go out there and they get their older husbands some of the medication that's available, and they stir him back up, and then they can't keep him in the house.

You know, he's running all over town.

So you go out there and you get you get your lady.

You know, maybe she had a little confidence problem.

You start, no pun intending building.

Up for confidence cosmetic surgery.

Now you can't keep it wrangled up.

That belong to me.

That's one so uh that's just so wrong.

That's so wrong.

No, it is, it is, It is wrong.

But what I'm saying, what I'm saying though, you know, Rick, I.

Think a lot of this, you know, quite frankly, I mean, you know, I don't know that law is set up to cover some of this, but to me it would fall under property laws.

Well, you know, there's prescribed easements, you know what I'm saying here, where you have a right to a certain piece of property, even if you have to go through somebody else is to get there right.

Once installed, though, you probably lose ownership.

You know.

Well, here's the problem of Greg.

Let me, they have a fence around it.

Let me they pay tax.

That's that's the land.

Who's paying the tack?

Who put this fence up?

Me Let me say this all right, let me let me now listen what we're saying here.

This is where cosmetic surgery has opened some bizarre doors.

Now back when you just stuck with what God gave you, that belongs to you.

But now if somebody is saying, now I'm gonna provide something that's gonna enhance that a little bit.

I'm gonna buy this foreign object has come from somewhere and said I bought.

So I mean your skin might be yours, but that foreign object's mind, so that they're gonna hard DuPont.

Yeah, Now we got at great, Greg, We gotta go out.

In marriage, they usually split it down the middle, so she gets to keep one.

But that's it.

In marriage.

Just just this just people cutting up.

This is people cutting up.

But what I'm saying, but what I would say, ladies and ladies, ladies, I would just say this, if you're gonna make this kind of deal.

You better get some paperwork on it.

You are signing and release that these belonged to me if things gonna work out.

Granted, he took it a little far by forcibly getting them back.

But here's let me tell how men think, though, let me tell what the men think.

It's just like see, you know a lot of times a man say, well, hey, unless it's really you know.

Just forget all and clothes I bought you just keep them.

See something like this, he's starting to think, hey, I may have just bought this for somebody else.

That's you know what I mean.

He starts saying about that.

He started thinking about that other man she's gonna marry.

He's like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Yeah, this makes wanting your engagement ring back look like nothing right, nothing right, and that you can pull it.

Yeah, you're just wearing that, right.

This is a whole different situation here.

So ladies, yeah you're wearing it, but it's yeah, but ladies, got a guy.

I don't want to sit there and play with the ring.

You know what I'm saying, Lady, Larry, So you finally said it.

I mean, so you just said it.

I was thinking, I knew you.

I almost said, go ahead and cut Speedy's Mike off.

Yeah, because Rick, Rick, me and you, let's say Greg Off now too, They're gonna be in a contest out do each other.

I just mean you just mean you, Hey, Rick, how you do.

I'm fine.

All I'm saying is one of two things, by your own or get some paperwork.

That's it.

That's it.

Rick.

We begin with Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe Lee.

Oh boy, Rick, They now have out a new jewelry design.

You can add jewelry designer to their long resume.

The two have completed a limited edition collection of gold jewelry and silver accessories called The Protector.

The Protector, The Protector.

It's for high end jewelry collectors.

I guess you would say, so, there's a high end jewelry from Brattalina.

Yes, called the Protector.

Yes, that is correct.

Tell me about let's see.

According to Women's Wear Daily, the report that Pitt forty five and Joe Lee thirty four have been working on the project for more than a year, and that their pieces will go and sell at the this Ausprey stores in London, New York Beverly Hills, Tokyo, and of course Dubai later this week.

Prices start around five hundred and twenty five for the silver baby spoon with a curving serpent shaped handle.

Other items in their collections over baby gifts, such as the spoon, the eggcup, toothbox, and picture frame, as well as pendants, rings made from gold and uh micropaved diamonds, all featuring curving snakes.

So there, why the snake theme, you might ask.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna ask us.

I know that most of us are looking forward to feeding our baby with a snake spoon from brad Alina.

Rick It says, I mean, this is a logical answer.

What's up with a snake deal?

Well, Joe Lee was given a ring in the shape of a snake while she was pregnant with Shilloh and considers the reptile a protector of her family.

Oh my mama.

So Rick, basically, here you have a family that is basing jewelry on snakes.

And I do understand that this side and that may not be true that they turned down and even being shaped like crosses because they're afraid that someone might born might burn.

Angelina's forehead with it.

Yeah.

Well, you know, if you if you're a vampire, you obviously would design something that is based on a snake.

I mean that's obvious.

And we've all said all long, I believe she's a vampire.

What kind of sick old She used to have Billy Bob's blood around her neck.

She cap it there is a little as a little appetizer.

By the way, it was a little.

It was a little get me through the moment, a feeling.

Weeks.

Yeah, sure he must good.

They see she had Billy Bud Billy Bob's blood and a shotglass.

Sure was it was it was.

I mean, come on, y'all.

I mean, everybody heard from him since then.

All right, this is Billy Bob Thornton listening to the Rick and Bubba show.

Yep, we remember that interview, Yes, right before she soaked all the blood of it here.

Yeah, he really had nerd much of him.

Said right, people, look at the speedies.

She's showing me pictures of it.

Now.

They have snake like creatures for for jewelry, including the baby line.

Oh yeah, because snakes protect their family.

Yeah yeah, sure, snakes DoD protect vampires by the way, Yeah.

Sure, everybody knows that.

Well, they're playing for the same thing.

Why not.

I think she really is an emperor.

M hmm, Yeah, she's she is.

She's just raw evil.

She's a whizzed hey, she's a witch on her best day, the best day.

He's a wicked at least at your best case scenario.

Yeah, yeah, I think full vampire.

No doubt they know telling how long she's left.

How hold is she?

She slipped up one day and said, y'all, y'all don't know how nice Caesar was.

I know it, you know, I mean, she let it slip out one day.

She said, don't be worried about forty How wuld you have to be forty thousand?

Really, let me tell you something I'm I've got.

I mean, if you if you'll get she dated Caesar, I have no doubt if you'll look, if you'll look Pitt in the eye when they come by, his eyes are screaming for him because he's under a spell.

And said Jennifer Aniston.

Know she just can't come out and say he walked away.

He couldn't.

He It's like once she did that, he did that movie with her, She put that trance on him.

He just turned around, turned his back on you and for a Anderston and just walked.

Right to her.

Yeah, went and adopted the world.

And there is But you know what that is, that's her menion.

Yeah, that's the legions.

They're building them up.

Well, they got to protect her from this.

They got they got to send them back to all their continents to take over.

So that's all this say is it's an outreach.

It is sure, little vampires headed everywhere.

It's love of the update from the the of course, the People's uh Communist government.

Yes, the People's Republic of China planes closed.

Policeman Rick severely beat the wife of a providential official, mistaking her for one of the many Chinese who petitioned the government offices in hope of redressing wrongs.

The Chinese Daily reported on when I can understand them, miss, I mean, boy, they look alike speedy.

I'm sorry, is that bad?

Shut up?

You know?

Did you just dump yourself?

No?

But you know what I'm saying.

I mean, you know, Henry Chovin says this when he when he visited with his dad.

Hey, why he gets lost in the crowd.

I'm sorry, you know, she looked just like you.

White well speedy here.

To them, they don't look alike, just like we all don't look like to them, we all look I don't know I've talked, It's true.

I will say this though, in all fairness, we got a little more variation in with hot hair color.

And I'll tell you what skin color.

I'll tell you why we're not purebreds, right, we're the mutt pen much.

Let's face it, much or easier to tell apart than say a bunch of dalmation, right.

Because there's not you know, I'm just going to say.

I know there's some people with blonde hair in China, I know, but you have to square most of them going to have black hair.

You think there's really some blonde I mean natural natural blod well, somebody I think he colors his head.

Yes, somebody's wanting to live on that.

You might have blind black eyes, brown eyes black.

Let me just say this, look around this room.

We don't all me and Ricker brothers, and we don't look at it.

Everybody looks a lot.

I'm telling you, all of us in this room look a lot, my mut Your analogy is correct.

Ye, you're right, And I don't know what it is.

With our Asian brothers and sisters.

But a lot of you have agreed on a haircut.

Y'all need to y'all need to address well, you know you can't.

There's not much to do with that beautiful Asian hair.

I know, I know.

Uh.

But anyway, Jong ils On the one we know messed it up.

The Communist government doesn't take well to people trying to redress wrongs no and being mistreated, so they turned up the heat a little bit with security forces.

Well, the only problem is one of their very own law enforcement officers had a wife trying to get into her husband's office.

Now here's the problem, the Communist Party chief of the bureau explained of the district Bureau explained, this incident is a total misunderstanding.

Our police officers never realize that they beat the wife of a senior leader.

Now again, the whole story is, we're not sorry we beat the woman.

We just got the wrong one.

Now that a woman needed to be beat.

If we'd have had the right person, the beating would have been you beat my wife.

We not a podcast should beat somebody down.

We beat someone life that we know.

Now China's leaders, I don't know what you look for me, I said it.

Chinese leaders are obsessed with maintaining social stability and building our harmonious society, and it has been their chief concern in recent years.

Thousands of petitioners take their grievances to Beijing every day.

Many of them complaints they stem from land seizures, you know, they just come and get you land, while others seek redress for layoffs dating from massive bankruptcies in China state sector back in the nineteen nineties.

The men who beat this lady were later identified as public security officers.

A strong wave of fists rained down on her for more than sixteen minutes.

Sixteen minutes, y'all realize how long that is?

Big beaten?

Her name?

Her name is c ch e n.

How would you say that?

Chen Chen?

I know I'm trying to be a little more creative for these names.

But Chin was knocked to the ground despite her attempt to explain that her husband worked in the office building she was going in.

She was in transported to a police station and yelled at when she requested medical attention.

According to the newspaper, bubba left you out.

That's not good.

How about this?

A concussion damage?

Brain and nerve tissues getting punched.

How many guys were hitting her?

Listens.

She was released in the sense of the hospital after she reached her husband on the phone finally and said here, you'll talk to me on the phone, and the ranking police off raising then began to apologize.

It said a little late for that.

Sixty this minute changed this show.

Is this your wife?

We beat down him?

So sorry, I'm so so sorry.

You didn't mean we know she are about sixteen minutes.

So there was the obvious comments on here following the story that's is this take sixteen minutes?

We're just making fun of it.

Does this mean that the police are not supposed to beat leaders wives but ordinary people can be battered?

It will way, yes, it does a story.

That's what happens with communist governments.

They can beat down whoever they want.

They're just att upset they beat down a friend of them.

If you notice she does not have an attorney speaking for her.

No, I think she'd be key.

She had this little bit of brain damage.

But let's face that, they all crazy.

Well, I'm just how many minutes is it in again?

Wait?

Sixteen minutes?

So we rained down.

It was like a reigning of this.

I got sixteen minutes.

Imagine get in a families.

You told us she had key Rodney.

King didn't get beat like three right, yeah, that's a that's not good man, not good.

You know.

But see communists sixteen minutes, y'all, Well, what's happening.

To in this country?

She would have owned tenement square?

Now right, well, here's here's the thing.

What's happening in China?

Yeah, yeah, that's so true.

China.

China has begun when they took a sixteen minute beat down.

China has begun to sprinkle an experiment with capitalism to make to make a lot of jacking.

It's happening.

But do well, when you sprinkle it, the people get a smell of it and they start, you know, and they're also letting them a little more freedom of people go into other countries and coming back and then they come make in and go, hey, tell you something, if we can get the free market rolling here, and of course then the government goes.

Okay, we take you back.

Now we're gonna beat everybody's wife.

Yeah now, now, now we don't folks, when you when you beat on somebody for sixteen minutes, you get tired of I'm started at hey, like tag team, you take.

Over, A strong wave of fish rained down.

But wa, what start?

Why did they beat even though it was the wrong.

One because she was going into one of the security officer's office and they thought it was one of these protesters.

All trying to get around get in there.

What they didn't know it was just somebody's wife who had to keep it his office.

It's going to visitor husband for lunch.

And they beat the ski.

You want to give you a woman your key?

You need talents.

How long was the beatings, give or take?

I don't take it with twenty That's why we're laughing about it.

We'll be back ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

A New Jersey town is out to ban barking.

If you've ever been around neighbors that have a barking dog, marble, Uh, then they bark all the time.

It really does get old.

It's horrible.

Yeah, And so the.

Local officials are trying to put dog owners on a financial leash here.

They can't keep their pets quiet, and and they're saying that this is in day or not no barking at all.

You I mean somewhere you know what's gonna pop up to somewhere around here.

Somebody's gonna make a killing a dog.

Oral surgeon, come here and let me remove the larynx from your dog.

Because suchers are going to say a barking park Well no, yeah, well that's true either that are about to they're about to run out of duct tape at the local walmart.

Yeah, I have a and their voice box DA is eventually on bark or.

Malamutes and malamutes only.

Well, they don't know, but Bubba, remember, they don't know what they're dealing with.

Now.

If they if they were trying to deal with human beings, they might have a chance.

But you try to rob the rights of a dog, buddy, you're in trouble.

I had now human rights.

You can destroy those and get away with it.

But buddy, they're saying this is not fair.

Dogs shouldn't be scrutinized.

They're just simply talking talking, is there barking?

Well I don't want people talking out loud in my house when I'm trying to sleep either.

You know what we go there?

Yeah, I had a neighbor I had a neighborhood of barking dog.

This is years ago and that thing, and they would they were keeping the house all day.

While they were gone, they'd come home and put it out in the yard and it would sit there and bark back at the house, won't you.

And I was actually asleep and was dreaming, and in my dream a dog was barking, and I woke up and that song ago was it even got in my head?

It was awful.

Have you ever had one that barked like that?

And as you're trying to sleep, it starts turning into weird?

Yes, yes, I mean before you know what, it's like a machine.

Yeah, it's.

Terrible.

It's amazing how long they can keep it up.

I'm like, sooner or later.

I ended up getting and it sounds like somebody's hitting something like ain't take a breath.

Then before you know, you think someone likes brought out a ball ping hammer and they've joined it.

And then the next thing you know, you're you're in your underwear on the back deck screaming yeah shut.

I went out in our yard one time, and you know, big man and grippies, and I mean that's all I had on.

I probably couldn't see them.

I broke several several laws, you know, going after the garden, you know, because I do reach a point where I just go and that's it.

Yeah, putting pants on, I'm going, I'm going, and I'm running in through a pack of dogs and underwear up.

You just completely music gonna respond to shut up, you know what I mean?

And you know, at one point you get on all fours with hey, what's the what's so funny?

As they'll go and they'll hide up under something.

It's second you close that door the exact same and everybody stops.

You go, I tell you what to cure.

That is a shot collar.

Oh yes, repellic gun.

Yeah, a greg shot collar.

Do you know what?

Because you know when we first got rigged, he barked a little bit at night, which was a bobo around me, and uh, you know we said, well at the Bussy house, well you I hate it and it has a vibrate and then a shot.

So you vibrate it and you shock and you know they'll shut down mid bark.

Oh yeah, it works and it's like dead silence, you know.

So you do that, you don't have to do it about two or three times and then you hit that vibrate and they boy, they go Okay, time to go to bed.

But let me let me change.

I'm taking that every time I bark, I feel that, but let me chane.

Let me tell you this and and and trust me on this one.

People frown though if you put shot collars on their dogs.

Yeah, they would like to approved that it's a neighbor that you're controlling.

Up after after were like that as opposed to uh, you know, a pelt gun.

Well after that, I went through the route that always worked, especially if they have children.

I walk out in the yard.

B Be's are not traceable, by the.

Way, and they bring their dog by, and I go, hey, little boy, if your dog barks tonight, I'm gonna take him out and just kind of put that on them a little bit correct.

And then you deny it because you don't when when their parents come, sai, what you I saidn't say that we're talking about He's a kid, he's got a big mac.

You know, kids make stuff up like that.

And then if they're walking away and the kid looks at and give me that a little like that's right.

Give give him the throat slash.

I give it one of these.

Yeah, and now I'll get out of my yard and sing the phil Cono song Tonight tonight tonight.

You know, we gotta make our dogs, not marketing.

I got one that sees me every day and he's on and I'm like, I'm the same guy.

I just very excited that ad like you're never coming back.

Yeah, It's like I just pet you yesterday and we got along great.

You lick my arm and now you're barking at me.

I usually go over and mark my territory in the yard and say it's on that a little airboy.

Rick Foam tronigs a Rick and Bubba.

Rick.

The headline says it all.

South African couple drives one hundred and seventy kilometers with spitting cobra in car.

No, no, no, no, no.

That is what we call Rick.

The worst case scenario.

The couple drove one hundred and seventy kilometers about one hundred miles from South Africa's famous Krueger National Park with a highly venomous spitting cobra in the car, and as you can see, these young men are upset about it and their numbers are growing.

By the way.

All right, wait a minute, let's talk.

Then we have to enter.

We have to interrupt, and I see this is better.

We have a fat guy.

Now, sure you gotta have that, and it's not sure and what easier to read the riding.

Now a lot of you have no idea what we're talking about, and you think, what's this got to do with spitting cobras.

There's a group of shirtless guys who come to the broadcast plaset window periodically and they bounce around against day.

They've let it get a little too warm for it.

Yeah.

Uh, there's usually a bunch of skinny guys, but this time they have added one slightly overweight kid.

No, we did have one slip and fall the last time they were here.

Shirtless guys have a nice big guy too.

We're gonna have to work on him.

I like the numbers are growing though, there's more of it, and they run.

But our big guy has got to he's got to be he's got to be a little more edgy.

Yeah, that's a subdued big guy.

He needs to be screaming.

It was his first time.

Rick no word to jump, word run.

He ran without bending his knee.

Yeah, and let's pump arms, we run, Yeah, you know, let's pump arms.

That's all right, he'll get it right, He'll get it then you're right, first time out.

And I think they misspelled davis cut.

I'm not sure I knew you would notice that, Rick, This couple drove one hundred and seventy kilometers about one hundred miles from South Africa's famous Kruger National Park with a highly venomous spitting cobra in their spitting one to According to the newspaper, Gordon Parrott sixty nine, felt the the eighty five centimeter snake, which is about thirty three inches long about a yard long, wind itself around his leg while he was driving.

At first, he thought an insect had brushed his leg and he swapped it away, but when he looked down, he saw the snake next to his left foot.

According to publisher, Oh fortunately, I'm not the panicky type.

My wife immediately put her feet up on the dashboard.

Rick.

That is about the time I turn a hard left and go airborne in the automobile over a levee of you know, in a ditch, a ravene.

Yeah, Ravine, the snake, the snake got met.

Hey listen, let me tell you, I don't know how you define whether you're a panicky type.

I didn't know the standard was a spitting cobras wrapped around my leg while I'm driving.

I didn't know that was the test to see if you're the panicky type.

Now get this.

After all of this, the couple made several stops to remove the snake, but could not find it until it wrapped itself around the drive's leg.

Its head came up to my knee, he said.

Finally, the couple managed to call a snake expert to remove the cobra.

Now what I get from this story, Rick, is they went to this national park and it got in their car.

Yeah yeah, I mean, now, how does that happen?

A gang spitting color?

Do you just leave it open and it jumps in?

I mean the snakes bother theyn't come up through the end, yeah anything, they come through air condition vent.

You got one wrapped around you.

Last, and if it istbra, not a carter snake.

It's thirty six inches long.

It's a foot long spitting cobra and his head is up about your knees while you're driving.

I wonder if you fanned it out and had to look at you.

It's a cobra, you know that'll fan do their head.

Oh why yeah, that'll.

Don't don't panic.

They just used their tongue for smelling.

Yeah, but I know he's flipping it out there for some reason.

Yeah, he's trying to smell where to bike?

I'm like, all right, how about spitting?

How about blink you're spitting?

You know most people don't drive a goggles anymore since we got.

Brused cars right windshielded away with that.

Yeah?

How about him saying he's not the panicky type.

You know what, I wouldn't be either, but that would be a time for dramatic action.

Again, I don't think spitting cobra around my leg is the is the is.

The is what we measure whether you're a panicky types of person who's got some anxiety about driving home.

Yeah, or or how about this I can't find the exit right?

Yeah, you know I'm panicked spitting cobra wrapped around my leg going sixty five?

Huh?

How about this?

I think you get a pass be panicky.

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell you something.

This is a wide open panicky situation.

No, you know you can say, man, we have a panic about what is the spitting cobra wrapped around my leg when I was dropping.

Oh my gosh, you know what that moment, At that moment, I would have to review my plan for opening the door and falling out rolling.

Oh, this is one of those things that when I tried to tell it, I think I'll be crying.

Yeah, how about how about it?

It's made it's like made my stomach hurt just reading it.

Yeah, that that is and hear what I do?

You these stories don't give you all the details this thing of the couple finally managed to call a snake expert?

Are there?

At what?

I shall get my cell phone?

When it's wrapped around my leg?

Man, I got to call somebody.

Uh you know what I mean?

I go, I go rolling out the car.

You don't forget oh my wife, My wife's into the passengers seat, you know that kind of stuff?

Uh?

Because then and then don't you have to wait?

I'm as bad as I would hate to.

I guess I would just have to set my leg on fire.

Right, I think you might.

I think you might.

You know what you know?

I would hate to see it go, But in this case, better that than the venom of snake bite that would probably kill me.

Are you you're probably liking this of these guys that one of we've even interviewed that have cut their legs off when it was stuck under stuff.

Oh yeah, well I don't think i'd have time for that rick right now.

This would call for some top of something that would burn quickly.

The you know, the skin will grow back.

Heck right they did, Yeah, they do one.

Heck if I have to remove it, at least that'spinning Cobra didn't get you?

Sure?

But uh, what about when when you call the snake expert?

Do you then sit there still a honey bee strees on the way?

You don't know this?

So how you see those cars in movies a lot of times that they just stop on the road and all four doors are open, like something happened I got out.

Oh that would be yeah, I'm sure if you called the expert, he's gonna go.

Okay, now where is he?

He's on my leg?

Excuse me, I'm driving and he is, uh, it's climbing my leg and he's now looking at me.

Oh he's doing that fan thing.

What does that mean?

He's got his tongue out.

Oh, he's just smelling you.

You where You're fine, Cherson.

It's not spitting cobra bad news.

He just harked.

Yeah, I mean, once they hit you and ies poison is over, you're done.

They go for the eyes too.

If I was Satan's a little hand puppet all what too?

But how do they know?

And what did you do?

Call it?

Information for the the snake expert.

Yeah, I don't know how you call a snake x me.

If that happened to me, you'd want the nine one one call.

That'd be brash.

Yeah, I tried to call animal control before.

If it's not puppies, they're not.

Into ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Today is my daughter's birthday, Caitlyn bussy kk love you dear, And it's a big number ten.

Can you believe it?

She's double digits today and officially, as I was told, a preteen now there is once you hit ten, your preteen moving into the preteen world.

So I'm very proud of you, babe, and you have a good day at school and we'll see you for lunch today.

Also, I need to, uh, just a quick shout out here also for missus Margie Reid, who is Caitlyn's teacher, she's filling in for missus Jenny Burdick, who is out right now.

And Miss Burdick, our thoughts and prayers with you, and we hope you have a quick recovery.

Yep, we sure do.

So KK have a happy birthday to day.

I mean, that's just talking about that.

That decade just clicked right off, didn't I have picked what.

Caitlyn was just a baby, and it was Taylor's ten year old birthday and I don't send that long ago quick quick.

It was like two y'all were getting so old.

Yeah, it's happening real, I mean, seriously, yeah, I know.

Look, I trust me, I feel it.

I feel like the jet plane landing on the runway and we've got all the wheels down and no one has put the brakes on.

You know what I mean, you go, shouldn't we be slow in this time?

You know?

And then and then sometimes your kids will escalate things like the fact that Big Love thinks he's ready to date.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, slightly, Yeah, I said, I don't know a lot of ten year old dates, right.

You know, he is stend too, but he's told me that the girl he's sweet on he won a McDonald's gift certificate for knowing his Bible Verse or something.

So that's nice.

And she's in his Sonny shoe class.

And he said, hey, you got a date?

And I said no, I don't think so.

And he said, Ricky, he's done, got it all worked out.

He said, well, he said, once I won that gift, stiff, get you know that girl that I like?

And I said, oh yeah.

He said she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

And I said yeah.

He said, she said, well, I guess you could take me to McDonald's.

M We filed that memory away.

I said, well, let nothing says I love you like I have.

I said, well, you know, let me let me talk to her dad and see if she would like to go to McDonald's with us after church or something that, right, you know, because unless you're going to pick her up on your bicycle, right yeah.

And I don't think I would y'all.

Go to eat the McDonald's.

I'm afraid that's an official Well, I tell you, you know, you know what he said.

It was hilarious to I said, you know, if she would like to join our family for something that that would be great.

If that's okay with her family, but but don't use the word date.

Her dad's not going to receive that real well, and I said, nor am I?

And he said could we sit there?

And then me and her sit at a different table, and I was like, who are you?

I mean, he's already planning to that.

Well have you have you given bubb any counseling on teenage girls and how to bring one up?

And what are you guys going to go through a KK sai here?

Now?

Oh, I know you'll snap your fingers.

You'll snap your fingers and she'll be well, we've tried to lay down a good foundation.

I know that will mean little in the next coming years, but that's how I sleep at night.

Now.

Well, when you just go with that, yeah, when you get to that point, Greg's there Now, I've been there.

I'm still there.

You you really The thing that seems to work is when the do does show up, you just look at an eye and go, look, I know what you're doing.

I know exactly what you're doing.

You are not fooling me with my eyes.

I see this little facade that you're doing that anyway, buying that well, you know you snow, my wife, you ain't snowing me.

Just don't take them to a deer head on the wall.

Well yeah, why not?

No effective, Yeah, I will have the gun collection out.

We'll talk about that, talk about some other incidents that have gone on in the past.

I tell you still, the most effective is to have framed pictures over the mantle of the president congratulating you for killing enemy and hand to hand when it's six on one.

So I mean, you know what I'm saying.

That's a that's a big deal.

I'll do it.

And when they say be home at eleven by George, you're there.

You're there at ten forty five.

Oh, you're there at ten whistling.

You know what I mean.

You want everybody to know you're back.

Here's my big three.

I have what I call the automobile.

I have the one that I call the what I call mine games.

And then I have the deer head.

The deerhead, you know, the mind games I learned from another dad.

When you just simply tell the guy whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you when you get back here.

All right, you know that's one wow a right, And then and then the other one is you see my car out there.

You know what, if I let you borrow that and you brought it back, I'll beat up.

You think that'd make me mad?

Yes, sir, well that's just a car.

I expect my daughter returned the way she left here is now.

So those three are pretty good.

But the dead but the deerhead of explains how the deer ended.

Up on the wall.

The chasing women, and you know she bacted.

He would be living in the swamp right now if he hadn't come out out looking for a girl.

Right at at three o'clock in the afternoon.

He got stupid chasing women and always described the shot, I said, as it entered his shoulder cavity and then exploded his lungs, crushed his heart into something that couldn't even be recognized, and he died instantly.

Don't end up on the walls, you know what, he never even got the experience regret that that that that that that deer is, yet that that deer's head.

His head would not be on that wall.

He wouldn't.

Jason Wimmen, one minute he was thinking, hey, did I see a dough?

The next minute he's thinking, hey, who cut the lots out?

It?

Right?

I mean that's you never even right.

Wow, it's dark in here, right, And he was so close to a dough too, you know what I mean?

He was moving in by the way.

Oh yeah, head down here he come next thing he knew, like you said, he stepped into to the to the happy hunting ground.

The other side.

That's just that one right there is hard to beat that story.

That's a good one.

That that is a good it's good one.

You always let him know that you're not food and then you use you know whatever steer atacker you got, Greg, would you use my dog's.

Not allowed to day?

It's close?

What does she hold?

Is she now eighteen?

No, I'm just kidding, she's fifteen?

Oh Greg, you're right on the cuffs.

Bag.

What if you show them a closet that you've got trash bags, rope, duct tape, and plastic glove?

That?

Don't make me use this?

Yeah?

You know what I mean.

Look, I can get rid of a body if I have to.

Right, What was the latest thing she wanted?

That, Greg?

But that part of it?

Yeah?

You sure, great?

Greg?

Greg?

How about this?

Greg?

Wouldn't you want to show for a man?

Yeah?

She came in announce last year.

You know, the principal said, ninth grader could go to the problem.

I said, well, good for the prince.

Well, I'm glad.

He said that.

What's that got to do with my house?

Though?

Ere the ninth grade you can go.

Well said also, if you can find a femur laying out somewhere and have it with your sure, you know, and say, you know, who'se fer?

What if you have a back home in and they dig a hole in the backyard just so it's ready if you need.

It, you know, I you know, if they come to take her to a movie, ask them what movie we want to see?

Here go You're right.

Speaking of that Tyler the other day that comes up and goes, hey, Dad, can I go to movies?

You know?

Very vague, which is typical Tyler, right, And I was like, well, we're talking about who's all going any names?

About three girls and some boys?

And I said, well, who's going go?

No, just drop us off?

I say, no, sir, Yeah, you're twelve.

You don't get dropped off of the movies.

Now with he'd been there, like Greg said, turn that sugar up, have Rick watch Itrick lying in his bed for what he was convinced were his final moments on earth.

James Brewer, a stroke victim, felt compelled to confess to a crime that had weighed on his conscience for more than three decades.

In nineteen seventy seven, the factory worker was arrested in Tennessee on suspicion of shooting a man dead in a fit of jealous rage, but he jumped bell led to Oklahoma, where he and his wife began a new life under assumed names.

Eager to clear his conscience before he passed away, he phoned police back in Tennessee and admitted his guilt.

Detectives said that mister Brewer fifty eight told them he wanted to cleanse his soul and go to meet his maker with a clear conscience.

But in a bazaar twist of fate, he survived the illness and now faces a new murder trial over the death of Jimmy Carroll, the neighbor he believed tried to seduce his wife, Dorothy thirty two years ago speedy.

Last week, a newly recovered mister Brewer and his wife sold all their possessions in a garage sale and left their home in Oklahoma, where they were reportedly living as Michael and Dorothy Anderson.

They drove to Tennessee, where he surrendered to police and now may face the death penalty.

Oh my goodness.

The detective who interviewed mister Brewer said he wanted to cleanse his soul because he thought he was going to the great beyond.

The couple were regular churchgoers and grandparents back in Oklahoma.

They have a married daughter, Kelly, who went to the university and married a soldier.

The Reverend Lawrence Guest of the Good Shepherd Chapel, where Missus Brewer set up a Bible study group, said, I don't know what their former life was, but I do know that they were both dedicated to the Lord.

They've been in their own prison for thirty years.

I think they have done their time.

Well that's a nice thought, but not according to the state of Tennessee.

Or really, there is nothing in the Bible that says that you escape your earthly repercussion for sin, only your eternal repercussion for sin.

And you know what, I commend him now, I mean if I mean, maybe it took I thought I was going to die, and there is some irony there, but I commend him saying, hey, he reported to Tennessee and said, Okay, I survived this, I'm alive, and I'm gonna I'm gonna suffer whatever earthly repercussion there is.

Yeah, maybe that is the the key sign that his faith was real.

Yeah, that he finally got to the point where he needed to confess that.

But as you said, uh, the state of Tennessee will also issue their own repercussions for that action.

Oh a little ironic.

And somebody says, hey, good news, good news.

Hey, you looks like you're gonna make it.

Oh.

Hey, if I was just waiting, I don't know if you saw the what was what was that?

Oh my gosh, what was the movie?

What was the movie about the kid who who duped everybody?

Because you know a lot of times magazines have yeah, they have these famous what what's the writers?

They never see that that sends stories in You call that a that's a writer you never see.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Freelance.

Yeah, that he was a freelance writer and they didn't know.

He was like a kid and he was just doing it because he RELI liked this band and he got to go on the road with him.

Almost almost famous.

And they're in a plane in the Pope and the pilots tell them in the storm they were going down right here together.

This is it.

They're in a private.

Plane and they all start confessing things like, hey, you know what, your wife's been having an affair with me, and I you know another guy that says that, Hey, I'm I play for the other team, and I've been attracted so and so in the band.

And they do all this stuff, and just as they're all sitting there bracing for the crash, all of a sudden the plane rights itself and the guy looks in and he's got sweat on.

He goes, we got to make it.

And they all sit there in the plane and they're just silent, and sos them getting off and they're not talking to each other.

Oh boy, I just I just kidding.

Yeah, So I want to confess to that murder, and I really I really did do that thirty two years ago.

And there is quite a bit of irony there.

Yeah I did.

So you know what, though, He'll I tell you where this thing would get the the strangest as if he gets a death Bentley because he thought he was dying, right, He survived, and now why does Tennessee put you down?

Are they lethal?

And Jason, I think most of them have gone to that now, right, But with you know, the way the system is, he's fifty eight.

Doubt he'll ever get there.

Oh.

The good news is is if he is, we need thirty years of court hearings and appeals and lawger fees before we could get to that.

So what you're saying, really, if the system works like it normally does, he'll just die again for whatever gets to right.

So anyway, but you cannot look over just how bizarre that is.

Well, and you also can't look over the fact that we don't have a statue of limitations on murder, which mister Brewer has found out.

I'm one former Rick and bubbassistant producer merchandise coordinator, took care of the charity request and all golden.

Ticket seats and in turn coordinator.

The Interurn coordinator, and he decided he would go out into the world while he was still single and young enough to pursue some other things he wanted to try to do.

He's doing that, and it stopped by to say hello, Now we're going to give you a chance to talk to Dee at eight six six we be big, but first he must watch something.

We all looked at each other and said, how did he miss this?

And that is his replacement?

The real Greg Bird just wrestling, uh Kyle Maynard legend call yeah, the man who was born with without arms and legs, and and him defeating Greg several attempts.

Now, can we get this where you can see it now?

Yes?

Yeah, once we played, it's gonna be on the TV.

I would you have wrestled him if you had have been here, I would have given him a shot after Speedy, Okay, yeah I would.

I would.

It's just something about in of Speedy.

It's here when he hits the ground, it starts rolling.

He actually falls.

I felt a little bit harder than you did when he slammed you all.

Here we go, Here we go.

Have a look.

I'm watching Speedy has the wireless mic.

Yeah, and here here goes Oh my god, he's I mean.

He's got I think he's tapping.

I think he's tapping on the ground.

I had my undersized you can see it before.

Look, he's wearing one of Shark chart Boys shirt, my underslized final shirt, and.

Apparently it snowed on the mountain.

I've lost more hair since that.

He alright.

So then, by the way, he was so quick that the cameras didn't even get it.

So now watch this one.

Oh my gosh, look at Craig's trying.

Greg's trying, watching tap, bro watching tap.

Don't watch this topic.

Hey, it hurt bad.

He takes you win pipe flattenet you know what you don't want?

That reminds me.

He closed me in the back of the head.

Watch him club in the back of the head.

My children's birth, big boy in this.

Watch it.

He closed me right in the back of the head.

Watched my hair, watched it.

Oh he does a nick.

Watch how quickie taps We got one more because I'm begging for another one.

Here I watch, I go for the block and he gets me with his legs.

Now Watch Greg tries to sneak attack if his stuff.

Yeah, he's talking.

He's talking and he's not even reading.

Greg jumps on him.

Watch if you look at the leg d he's pushing.

He's fighting a foot.

Now I'm trying to reverse it.

He's got him.

I know that looks like that's been sped up, but it wasn't nick and my ears hurt for like a month.

I got to beach my head off.

He's rolling over.

Watch right here the leg.

You can see the leg again, the last one, the last attack.

He's running the fall right what what watch when he takes that's before LiPo.

I ain't got that good little they watched this.

Watch this shirt is still little to wear it now.

Greg tries to sneak attack.

Now watch the leg run watch me now him off.

I got the numb and Greg is he's really struggling right there to time.

That's a nice shot.

Yeah, I've been like we're on National Geographic, you know the Grand can So that's that's for you.

Look where's that cat on the saint dripping oa?

Greg?

You I'll tell you like your brother you're That isn't a lie, Greg, That is a long, long kill man.

Greg.

Your BT crack goes halfway up your bat my crack.

That's an off collusion.

And your kidneys are down the.

Line nearly pulled down from him.

This is about wrestling, It's about my butt us and use the restroom?

Do you just lay down?

Okay?

Smoking he's like flat even appreciates a good one.

But that's an optical usion.

That's a shadow.

Is it true that evil Knievel tried to jump it?

I might hit a little corn stars, just probably gold, and get back from the rest.

If I got a sharpen.

Hey, it's speedy.

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