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Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Michael Speedy.

Can you be trusted with this?

Jow, I'll just kind of listen on and fill in the gaps.

Okay, well, let me turn.

I think that's what we're trying to avoid.

That's going to get you part of down.

Okay.

So then that statement, now you're part of down.

Okay.

So China, you know, uh, this is the thing about evil dictatorships.

You know, they they you.

Know, we're we're you know, they were the ones where we think this thing came from.

Now they say, no, that didn't happen.

But they're in the Wuhan virus.

Yes, well in the term Wuhan is going to have a whole new meaning to do.

But uh, apparently they continue to try to because you know, they want to lead the world and everything.

You know, Yes, they are tired of this little blip on the radarc all the Western civilis.

They want to get back to the natural order of planet Earth, and that is they are number.

One, right, and so when they're number one, that means everything they're doing is far advanced to the rest of the world.

But this one, you know.

Well, if you've been tested for COVID nineteen, and many of you have, if you thought the nasal swab was bad, uh oh, China has come up with another way to test for COVID nineteen.

Yes they have.

And dare I say that a swab is still used, but it's used on the other end.

Yes, yes, there's many ways to get in the building.

They have chosen to go in the back door.

They are saying that the back door test is much more accurate.

Than the nasal test.

They said the swab needs to be pulled into the garage and then rotated several times.

I guess we're rotating.

It to complete the ten second in Their method is much more accurate than the throat or nose test.

But please don't get them confused.

Wait a minute, I'm waiting just a second here, all right, so everybody knows what we're talking about.

We don't have to, you know, It's why we've removed everybody from the room.

We have a no questions, We have a picture from the manual.

It's written in Chinese, but the pictures are very plain.

We've put Greg in a soundproof booth and he's in there laughing his head off.

He is wanting to look at him.

He's having the time of his life in there.

So anyway, all right, So so they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna they're gonna come in the back door, yep, and they're going to go how how how all right?

How many steps they're gonna take into the room.

Two inches into the room, and then they're gonna rotate, yes, rotate, start spinning around when they're in there for ten seconds.

Get about a ten second sample.

One thousand and one or so, they have arrived.

They're in the building.

It's your building there, they're in one thousand and one, one thousand and two, one thousand and three, one thousand and four, one thousand and five, one thousand and six, one thousand and seven, one thousand and eight, one thousand and nine, one thousand ten.

They were into that entire time spending.

Stop it.

Let's just stop it.

What would that drive through test look like?

I don't know, well, yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

They're gonna need more than a ten.

M they did.

Selton John has volunteered to be the first what I'm just just to be a leader.

So, I mean we're talking about a test that I mean, have they got any research that this is going to be better?

They said, it is a better sample.

They said, the sample lasts longer and it's more accurate than.

The throat or noose sample.

Oh wow, I think this is a cruel joke they're playing on the.

Now say wu han, ricking bubba, ricking Bubba.

We have a very funny story here today involving ms NBC's Chris Matthews.

This is this is funny old Hey, hey, buddy, you broadcasting was the name of a famous ricking bubba cd uh hey baby you Mike is hot and we now have what what what everyone is saying is Chris Matthews caught on a hot microphone and he's ogling Melana Trump.

He's talking about her walk.

Yeah, and he's discussing how he likes the sway and he likes how that looks.

Matter of fact, his quote is my god, that's good.

And uh so.

He wasn't talking about Donald Now Brian matt Brian William.

He did not say he was gonna vote for Trump, but he's now considering it.

But he will be watching their progress, right So, I'm not sure if the other anchors could hear him in their earpiece, but I think they could because they kept trying.

He was He was live, right, so they had to he had to hear him.

Heard him excuse me, but Milania, I guess is we're gonna Milan anyway?

He said, you know what that's translated?

That means from Czecho Slovakia.

The walk, Chris Matthews says, did you see her walk?

Runway walk?

My god, that's good.

I could watch that Runway show.

Is that what he says?

That's what he says.

Now, I'm just trying to talk unaware his mic was on.

Have we got to hear that?

Well?

And it's now there's people talking.

You got to listen.

But I'm I'm giving you the transcript here, Runway, we.

Just heard from the likely nominee of the Republican Party.

We will go to a break here wants to the discussion.

That's pretty clear.

Worse than that.

Brian Willis claimed he made out with her one.

Yeah, he's worked his way back up.

Well, he's on m s NBC.

Now that that's called you can put down and he's down in triple runway.

We just heard from the likely nominee of the Republican Party.

We will go to a break here discussion.

Look at that wall got my walk?

Hey, you broadcasting.

He's also been accused of making sexist comments about Hillary Clinton.

I bet it wouldn't these comments.

It wouldn't look at that Walt and that big wide face and Nancy Pelosi in the past.

As a matter of fact, Grig, you said something the other day that I don't think made its air.

Maybe it shouldn't, but my god, but no, this was it.

You said, really that you're going you're you're going out to vote.

You're not part of any never anything, but it never hitory campaign.

And your reasoning was you're picturing what it would be like to have to hear her.

I can't hear her for four or eight years every I mean.

Yeah, what's your meet her again?

Huh?

God, the term gaggle coming.

You just hear that over and over.

Okay, Greg really is going out to not to vote for her, public against her policy.

So I don't even care what her policy.

I just cannot hear it.

I can't, sweet well, yes, sweet well, thanks, y, yes, sweet well, okay, well yes.

And by the way, don't say four years because she wins.

It's gonna be oh rick, let's make it twenty.

Yes, yes, yes, scout, yes, yeah, yes, sweet.

Well, Gosh, he's irritating.

Keep in mind the twelve.

She's already had a shot at we're stealing this last.

I'm gonna go ahead and say it, and I've said it before.

I'm just repeating myself.

I understand Bill, now I do.

I'm not condoning him.

I'm with you.

I'm not condoning anything you did.

But I understand.

I completely get it.

Oh, yes, guess, guess, guss guest, sweet.

Well, she could drive a good man over there.

Imagine kind of a player.

Anyway, It wasn't hard.

I mean, a good man was and you could have a guy that solid as a rock before he met her, marry her, and he'd be wondering everywhere.

So you're saving for her to drive Bill off.

That was no, that was nothing.

That was I mean, that was like a homecoming game.

But but I understand he took it a little farm he did.

It was wrong and as we were told by the Libs, who are we judge?

Yes?

Guess guess sweet.

Well, the lib said, the only people you can judge your Christians?

Nobody, nobody is absolutely that's it.

Now.

Their belief system must be judged, it must be must be one way.

So what do you would happen if a if a conservative TV host was making a comment.

Let's just let's just say, I don't no affair comparison.

I don't know anybody with ratings that low.

But let's just say.

Don't forget.

This is a guy that was kicked off with the news for line.

That's his channel.

He's on that and he's got Matthew's talking over him.

I can't even get that run.

Yeah, most most podcasts have higher numbers, but uh, just say it's been handed or something.

I mean, we've got Chris Matthews.

I hate to bringing this twice this week.

I brought up Greig Shoemaker, but he sounds like that character the love Master.

Look at it, look at that.

I can watch it.

Avery run ways, show you minds on.

You will trust Trump to be able to make that.

Runway.

We just heard from the likely nominee of the Republican party.

We will break here discussion.

I can watch that Runways show.

Baby creepier.

I'll give it to Bride for hanging in there.

He said, we're gonna go to break.

Somebody tell Matthews to shut his mic off.

Did you hear when they told him it was on there?

How that was Chris first started talking?

Did you hear Brian?

He Paul's real quick going, Okay, what's yes?

All got a live mike?

Yes, it broke.

You've got a situation.

Let me say what Brian Williams was experiencing what I'm experiencing every time I realized Greg's mike.

So yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh, I can hear it soaking everybody out.

Wow, we're talking about yesday.

If you hear in these headphones just gone, it's all I go back to.

I mean, we heard that?

What what what do we not here?

Oh?

Gosh, this man?

What a slime?

What a slimey is?

It's funny?

He said, old creepy, you know, creeper.

Yeah.

Brian Williams is trying to do just a flawless job now.

Because his reputation, he didn't want to acknowledge it.

He just stayed on point.

Yeah, well, you know what, Look, here's a good thing about being Brian Williams.

You'll just say he didn't hear it.

Yeah, I didn't have it, just make.

It up, you know, didn't hear in my head?

All right?

No he did.

That's why.

That's the why he went.

To break getting Hey, buddy.

I mean, you know, these live things like that are kind of crazy.

He probably thought there was something breaking, you know, I might need to go to Right.

Now, I will say this for all, for all you live and swinging, for all you libs that are out there, just wa Matthews.

Well, what what I'm saying is now, will Chris Matthews.

Will Chris Matthews be villified for being a sexist if it was handed he or somebody like that?

No?

No, I mean he won't know.

A little be back.

The uh.

I know there's several other just absolutely can't wait Bruce Jenner stories out there, But can I can I tell you this?

I stumbled across a story that really is timeless but yet nevertheless interesting because of all the jokes and the hope about Chuck Norris over the years.

Right, and this is a story called eleven absolutely true Chuck Norris Facts and what they're implying is facts that we didn't know.

Hi, this is Chuck Norris and you're listening to the Rick and Bubba.

Show kicking the face?

Now are you going to now read them to us?

Well, how about this.

I didn't know Chuck Norris was seventy four?

Did y'all now?

Seventy four?

Wow?

That's dad, Greg, What that's coach?

Did you know that his real name is not even Chuck or Charles?

Do you know that his real legal name is Carlos Ray Norris, Carlos, Carlos, Carlos Carlos, and he got the name Chuck out of that.

His name is Carlos.

Now get this.

Get this His professional fighting record, Okay, when he was in official you know, karate fighting competitions or whatever, it was one hundred.

And sixty eight ten and two at the end of his long career.

But the last time he lost a fight Rick was in nineteen sixty eight.

On All ten of his losses came in the very early parts of his career, which saw him go on an incredible streak that allowed him a final career record of one sixty eight ten and two.

That's pretty awesome, right, I want you may Carlos, Now wait a minute, now, I mean so that seventy four and I can't get out of my mind that Chuck Norris was beating at any time his life ten times.

But Rick, he fought almost too understood.

But I don't like anything but early on, early on, I want him undefeated.

You may or may not know that he won six straight professional middleweight karate championship titles, but he eventually got bored and started his own discipline called chung kuk dow.

What c h u n Rick the dump but k u k d o, which means the universal way.

I'm just I'm just.

Like we're on Sesame Street, Chuck, John, did you know that Chuck Norris know as you know, talked Steve McQueen karate.

Did you know that?

No?

I did not?

In return, you didn't know, Steph McQueen, you kar didn't you go to the Virgin Islands?

In return, McQueen encouraged Chuck Norris to get into acting.

The two were also friends with Bruce Lee and were Paulbarrows at Lee's funeral.

I will tell you this, I bet I bet Steve McQueen was better at karate than Chuck was better.

Around the campfire.

Chuck Norris cut Norris, also Greg Doe.

Chuck Norris also taught karate to someone who has been a guest on this show in the studio.

Can you guess who it was?

James Gregory?

No, no, Grant Lynch No, no.

No, this is obvious.

Henry Joe.

You're not gonna believe it.

You never do think of him as a karate master.

Donnie Osmond, No, I didn't.

You're right about that.

How about that is that he's got something we don't know.

I found something on my computer.

You haven't looked at you and he was here.

Richard Simmons.

They say to talk speedy something.

If Chuck Norris is around you and he's silent, that may mean trouble in his personal code of would you like to know.

The jokes heard?

He ordered the big mc A bird king got one.

K U K D O in that code and no uncertain terms.

If you have nothing good to say about a person, say nothing, So this will assume like.

You made that up.

Well, I think my grandmother told me she didn't have chunk.

What did you say?

So you warned me and then you waited.

Rick's Ricky also came up with this and do unto others as you would have.

Somebody said the other he has made a commandment to treat others like he wants to.

Be treated another.

Another unbelievable.

Chuck Norris fact.

It's trying to set goals and work hard.

These are these are absolutely true.

He is a spokesperson for the World of Warcraft series.

There he goes, hum, I just these are things you just don't know.

That's not him riding on that horses for a win win.

Chuck Norris.

Plant early heard when goes to Sleepy checks his closet for Chuck Norrid.

Chuck.

He told me that who you're reading you are nobody.

Y'all.

Y'all getting off, Chuck Norris is gonna break in here in karate chap.

Y'all okay, Chuck Norris.

This is true.

These are true facts.

These are true facts.

He was the first Westerner to be given the rank of eighth degree black belt grandmaster in taekwondo, first one ever.

He also holds black belts and.

Judo Briz tell me about that silence Brazilian jazit Su Brazil and this this this.

One, I'm not familiar with this tang sue?

Do anybody with that one?

Tang su do differ.

O O d o Greg.

As a matter of fact, that one's code is all you have to fear is fear.

So I did you know Chuck Norris was in the Air Forces.

He was a policeman in South Korea.

Really, that's where he first was exposed to the martial arts.

Rick, here's another one.

Quitters never win and winners never quit.

Well, we didn't get to all of we just got that.

We'll be right back, Moore, Rick and Bubbene.

Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Let's go to cowboy, cowboy thirty seconds.

Go ahead, cowboy, Yeah, go ahead, you're own, buddy, go ahead like we hear you, loud and clear, wall to wall, tree top tall.

But you what's you going?

How boy?

We'll listen you go.

We'll just be quiet.

H Did you read what it says?

Rick Bins?

All right, I just wanted to tell you guys, I've been homeless.

I've been living in the woods twenty five years.

Our bob was giving the time out.

You've lived in the woods.

I got how long you had the phone?

The trees around me.

I just want to tell you a comment.

Yeah, go ahead.

I'm a nervous rick.

Go ahead, cowboy, I got I got animals all around me.

No, boy, this is this is the first time I've ever used a cell phone in my life.

Where'd you get it?

Uh?

Some guy just handed it to me, he said.

If I put it to you, yep, turn it over.

You got upside down.

It doesn't matter what kind of deadly animal it is.

Yes, yes, sir, you can just talk like you normally would.

On the second.

We don't wanted to call you guys and tell you go.

Just say whatever you want to say and we will not interrupt.

Just you don't even.

Have it in the woods, got it?

I deal with animals every day.

And and.

Cowboy, I do have one question.

Now, this is not your cell phone.

Somebody just handed it to you.

They come through the woods and just handed it to you.

Come on, pretty much what I wanted to say.

So you just you just want to say you live in the woods with animals, that's it.

How do you listen to the show?

He doesn't, He said something.

Well, he hung up.

I wanted to know how he charged his phone.

Wait a minute, so he really he wants us to believe that somebody that listens to the show walked out in the woods and handing the phone.

That's what he says.

Now, he's got animals all around him.

I got animals all around no matter how deadly.

And I feel like maybe a plan or two, maybe the devil's.

Lets Well, there's no doubt.

Well he's been homeless in the woods for twenty five years.

Well you talk about a rough spot.

Yeah, I mean, you know, twenty five years.

He's got one more thing, wants say.

The man or beast that I run from ain't been born, and his mama's already dead.

I ain't running from nothing.

I never have in my whole life, and I ain't gonna start now.

It went, I don't have.

I don't know what to say to that.

I you know I don't either.

I really didn't get as much out of that as I hope for.

Well, Bubba, I think the call solely.

I mean, if you said, say whatever you want to say, he said, I've said it, Rick.

I think it was this.

Look.

You know, I've never used a cell phone before.

Well you couldn't hear us.

Uh, we'll call back Cowboy next time somebody walks through the woods with a good charge.

How about last hour we were discussing.

You know, I love technology, the new technology.

Certainly it can be safer, I guess, because don't I guess even if you're dictating a text, don't you have to hold your phone up work can hear you.

Or you know, shouting out bluetooth letting it beeps at you?

Yeah, well, undoubtedly doesn't hear us very well because the dictated text I get from friends and family.

You got no idea what it says.

It's got words I've never heard of before.

I don't know what it means.

And and Bubba said, we just got a summitdvice on how to make them a little clearer.

You know, I told you too.

I thought about two series ago it was getting pretty good.

It seems like it went backwards.

I don't know why.

I don't what they were trying to do.

Anyway, got an email here said it changed Siri to the Australian language.

She understands the southern accent better than American Siri does.

Never tried that, huh, I have never tried the Australian.

I got a British dude right now.

So if we go to the Allsea text dictator.

All right, the the Allsea Siri understands Southern American, it's I guess it means it's closer right to listening to an Australian talk.

I guess.

So, I guess it understands the variation of English better than American city.

And assuming it needs to be the male or does it matter?

I doesn't say, doesn't say, because that's an option.

All right, let me ask you guys this on that point, because I want to be sure that I'm updated.

So when Bubba and I were.

Talking about everybody's changing their now so Australian female, like you say, it just says Australia, Mine is actually Australian female.

It says she understands, she understands Aralia.

I'm going this may explain why mine works more than I think it, because I don't talk any different than y'all.

You know, but I don't have the same issues.

So I wonder mine was already set.

To that about that?

Who I really want?

The Irish guy?

Yeah, I know it's funny right now, I'm British.

I kind of want to play the Indian.

Why why would you be British?

I don't know, I just, I just he just made me feel confident when I asked him stuff.

But I mean, do you do you think you sound British for him to give you a dictation?

No, I'm just saying I wasn't thinking about him understanding me.

It's just like when he would answer me, he let, well do you what.

How you say it?

I don't know, possibly the worst, Actually i've ever heard that.

That was as bad as good Greg.

What do you got in yours?

I don't even have one?

Huh, I don't know the cable guy, I don't know what do you mean by that?

Like when it talks to you about things?

What do you What do you mean by I don't have one?

What are you thinking about the phone?

I got a phone?

There's any dictate something I don't use using?

What do you mean?

What?

Don't talk to me?

Google maps does?

Said he didn't have one?

And I don't know.

I mean, I'm sure I can, but I don't.

Yeah, I don't care.

When you go to to GPS, what traps on there?

Does it?

What?

What kind of voice.

Speaks you know?

What?

I don't remember.

That's all I have.

You're not supposed to and it's becoming more and more prevalent in states.

Pick your hands, some woman talk to you have to talk to it, you know, hands free, So.

Going some female voice.

I like to see you try it.

We'll see.

Well.

I've noticed the different map apps have different voices.

Yeah, one's English.

One's just some chick talking to you, you know which.

I like that one because it's just like she's sitting there, tell me how to drive.

I think Gary is missing an opportunity.

He should sell his voice to these circs.

I so agree with that.

I agree.

Hey, you're gonna pass by, uh, just time throng and then take it right?

So good.

Hey up here past old man Johnson's my place in the pond.

It's kind of shaped, kind of weird, like an oval, like it was not the not the dirt road, next pave bro.

I'm right, give me something.

If they make a wrong turn.

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

They say what I told you to do.

Turn around.

It's just like dealing with rid down at the farm.

You can't fall instretch you like a three hundred pound eight year old.

I wish you could various voices though, you know, like different people that you want them to do.

Series not just the accent, like.

One if Coacho was one.

Boy.

I have a feeling you have a lot of bad turns.

Let me look at the error on that.

Yeah, might as well I have one.

What are you doing, Speedy?

I was just seeing how she sounded.

You go, who's your daddy?

I don't have a family the way a person.

Would, Oh, well, what's my name?

Hey, Siri, you're setting phones off?

What's my name?

You're Calvin Speedy.

But since we're friends, I get to call you daddy.

I like her.

She's good.

Give her a raise.

Yeah, Australian Wan understands me.

Sorry for all the phones I said.

You said a bunch of them all.

But on that note, Bub and I were talking about it in the break.

So there was a time when we were obsessed with Australians in our country and everything had to be Australian.

Then we shifted from that to Cajun's in Louisiana.

Everything had to be swamp.

We're in swamp all the time.

We're down Louisiana.

And then we've shifted to Alaska, bush bush cold.

I'm out in the middle of nowhere.

Are we still there?

Are we still?

I think we're still in the last time?

Are we shifted to?

All the shows have to be about what are we still out in the cold and a lot of cold fat people.

I saw two Tons sisters other day sisters and are huge greg great?

You know, I'm telling you, guys, I thought of you the other that I flipped around.

It's far other people that pitch these shows.

Had it's whatever channel you watch, because it was called My My Glorious Fat Life or something.

And now I'm not kidding a whole series.

What you got there?

You got a lot of big peggies.

There, and they're sassy about being big and they love being big.

They were taking the sisters.

They were going to go for, you know, try to get a treatment.

But on the way they made one last stop and they tore a buffet a new one.

Man.

It was it called two Tons Sisters, something like that, something like that, thousand pounds sisters.

I don't remember if it's something.

See it has sisters in it, and for first to fat they are the one I saw it.

I stopped just minute there there was an enormous woman laying in a hammock and there was some old skinny dude in there.

I guess it was dating that was laying in there, and she was she was, you know, she's all sassy and fired up.

Yeah, I'm big and I like it.

I'm glorious.

And so she's in there and she tells him to guess how much she weighs, and he just kind of looks around, like, what how much you think I weigh?

He's like two fifty too, FI she goes to fifty and she helds up this big, old giant leg.

She said, my leg weighs it weighs almost that much.

At one point he's holding this big hamhok.

And it's just just like, I'm like, I don't know what's obsession with.

And they have this one doctor that does all the gastro bypasses and all.

Yeah, it's just it is one thousand pounds?

Is it one thousand pounds?

Sisters?

Something like that?

I said two times, that's halfway there, Greg close enough.

So they came in what that buffet man?

That buff They lost money on them big time.

So so are we is that where we are now?

Large people?

You know TLC.

You know they were little people for while when when I were when I were fat, When I turn when I turn over, I ain't talking about fan about old bees.

When I turn on the cable channels right now, all shows are about certain categories.

Greg, how big?

What are you talking about?

There's not a person on it under five hundred.

No way, really if you if you're under five hundred, they're like, wow, how do you do it?

You look so good?

You tell your secret.

But if you go through the cable channels, you don't like, say, you know, four or five something in the afternoon, you're gonna roll along and you're gonna you're gonna have various law enforcement shows, tons.

Of the judge shows.

Still, I'm in the north Woods, I'm in Alaska, I'm I'm in some city.

In game Ward in Texas.

Yeah, so all that law enforcement is one that's a law.

I deal with the animals in some way.

I'm a bed.

I'm I'm a I'm a zoo keeper.

Get that a friend of a vent.

I live I live on my own and adverse conditions.

We live out in the middle.

We're off the grid, and we're off the red and the coldest places on earth.

I lost the Alaskan family that was living up there.

People.

Yeah, they got off of it.

Are they still on?

Oh?

Yeah, oh yeah, I know.

The sun was his name.

Bear.

Yeah, he's there, the last one I remember, and.

Behind I'm behind, okay, way behind the last I remember.

He was trying to build a house and he was, you know, rushing to get done before winter got there's chopping.

They're all building.

They were all you ever call a mountain men.

Let me tell you what I stay away from.

What I stay away from is doctor pimple Popper.

Yeah, I ain't watching that.

Who watches that?

It's this popular?

Who watches that?

I'm not gonna watch it?

UUs categories I just said is just about all the cable shaps.

There's not much left.

Hey, we'll build a treehouse too, and we'll put a customer swimming with the men.

We got a lot of those shows.

Okay, I build things all that.

That's another category to be Bubba ricking Bubba.

He's a very furry dog.

What a sweet love.

Yeah.

Now, I understand that dogs have been domesticated and they're not codies and wolves.

They still got that I got in them.

I got it.

And I understand that we've bred some dogs for some reason to be naked with no with no hair.

I don't know why we would do that, but we have I don't know who would want that.

But so we start this thing that somehow the dog is not going to survive the cold, and I constantly say, yeah, I really think if the dog's able to curl up in that ball that curls up into into a bedding, some some towels, some sheets, pine and scrawl whatever, it will stay warm.

It's not going to freeze a death.

Okay, because it is.

You know, there were times when these canines didn't live with people in homes with heating and air and so and then and then you go, well, it's still a good thing to bring me in, and I'm with you, there's certainly nothing wrong with that.

Or put him in a garage where they got a little extra coverage.

That's fine.

But then, like I was noticing, when the dog, when the dog goes to bed in our house, the dog is inside when it goes to bed, and it goes to bed in a crate, which is great.

It's crate trained.

It's great, no problem, he likes the crate, not a big deal.

He'll go get in it.

It's time to go to bed.

All that.

Very well trained, no issues there.

Okay.

Then he'll maybe get a little treat.

That's just a little good night thing he likes.

So I was sitting there listening and I was we're getting ready for dinner, and one of the boys said, hey, I'm taking the dog out.

Great, where's the dog?

What dog's in the crate?

Is it in the crate?

Well, there's where none of us are settled in any room right now.

We don't let the dog were on the house, and so I didn't want to leave it on the porch where it normally lives.

When it's not in the why what's cold?

So I mean, I mean, it's a dog and it's it's covered in fur.

The dog actually seems excited.

I tell you, when we need to worry about the dog is making a dog with that much fur living Alabama in the summer.

And that's when the dogs like, what isn't he you know what I mean?

I mean, you talk about you know, got no energy?

I'm burning up.

Good night, Somebody throw water on me.

Every time it comes off.

This dog, because he's covered in fur, begins to go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean he's like this is number one.

I mean, jumping around and all that.

And when he's on the porch and it's cold.

He gets in his little circle, he cuddles up, he uses the padding of the bed and he creates heat with his fur.

And he's fine, you know.

I mean, he's not gonna freeze to death.

I mean, it's like, do we really think that dogs can't survive in the cold.

At Lisa and I've had this conversation about her outside dog.

And he's tough as a call.

He don't care.

And I've got the door cracked.

He can come in the garage and I even at night when it gets down to the teens, I got these two little electric heaters that I'll flip on.

He gets under there whatever.

But he can come and go as he pleases.

But there's been many days I come in, she goes.

I tell you it's gonna be cold up there, for buddy, I said, you talking about the dog that I just saw standing in a ditch of water out in these trees.

He's running in water.

He's fine, he's not He's gonna make it right.

And he chose to get in the water.

And but he's not even I mean, your buddy, it's not even a long hair dog.

It's a short now though, yeah, sure, I'm talking about red fluff.

He's not fluff.

He's not fluffy.

But what I'm saying is he I think I could just leave him outside of him Bill, Okay, But he comes in the garage.

She wanted to bring him in the house.

I said, he ain't coming in the hell.

Ourd dog.

You wouldn't know what to do with our dog looks like something you would grab and put on you to be warmed.

Yea, yeah, it's like a pillow, right, put it around your neck.

Yeah.

And but he gets up under the table.

I got a table and the g he gets up on it in the back of the corner, and I throwing him some blankets in there, and he's good.

Who's Who?

You have seen that a couple of times throughout the show Who Started?

The Who Started?

The dogs can't survive outside.

And cold, Well, I think it's just human nature.

We think we're cold.

And Iris stays in at night.

He comes in the garage.

But we don't have a eater in there anything.

I do have a clock with a thermometer on it.

Even when it's terribly cold, I mean we're down in the teens.

It gets down to maybe forty five in there.

Yeah, he loves forties.

I mean he's just full of energy.

Of course it Reagan's older dog now.

Too, because because out in the wild, a CA nine would go find a den, or we go find pine straw or even snow.

They get a little snow whatever to keep warm.

So if you have a structure like a dog house or a bedding or bedding, it would just go there like it would out in the wild and get in it and use its body heat and its fur and it ain't gonna freeze it.

And like Bubba says, if you're outside in the cold, step in your garage.

You can.

If you go, hey, it's it's almost one.

You get out of the wind.

That's a big difference.

But you remember the days when we all grew up with yard dogs that they never had four or five.

I've seen them asleep in the yard with frost on them.

Oh yeah, where it had had a frost that night, and they would be on them asleep with the frost on them.

Yeah.

Would we would see our yard dog get up and shake the frost off where he'd laid in the yard or under a tree or something, and because he had furrowed him in the way they're designed to live outdoors.

It didn't bother.

Yeah, and we think they're not gonna make it.

I mean I don't.

I don't, especially when you're talking about and I hate this and this ain't none of my business, but I can't stand to see these people got a dog on the chain that's where he stays.

If you got to chain him, I just don't get a dog, you know what I mean, because that's pretty pediful.

Yeah, I'm not.

I'm not talking.

He can't even run, get under nothing.

They got him on a stupid chain.

That's good life too.

I agree with that.

If you if you got a chain him, just don't have one.

Yeah, that that's a whole different animal.

I don't.

I don't know why anybody would want a dog that you just tie to something that.

Yeah, I'm just talking.

I'm talking about a well treated, well cared for dog and it gets cold, and somebody thinks, well, we got to bring him in or he won't make it.

Yeah, but where do we come to that conclusion on what?

I just let him in the garage and I think he would be fine outside, but he would, but he likes to sleep in the garage anyway, even well, in the summery he sleeps outside on the concrete because it cool.

But there was no need to bring the dog off the porch to put it in the crate while we're just going through our on the evening routine.

Before we get to the end of the night, he's going to end up there.

But right now he's fine.

It's like you said, he kind of likes that cool look.

He gets so excited.

Think about it.

He's got a fur coat on.

How would you when would you enjoy a fur coat more when it's cold?

Yeah, you'd be like it snow.

The other week number one, I looked out the win in a.

Red streak went by me.

He was out there just dig running like crazy, laying in it.

And is it cruel?

How you know how you like dogs?

You'd love to see them do little things, and they belong to us and we should manage we shouldn't mistreat them.

But there's this there, the way it's set up on our porch, and there's you know, dogs and if you want to have a dog that's gonna be trained, they have to have a routine, just like any So there's a routine, and he knows the routine.

He digs a routine.

He loves a routine.

Well, these these dogs that people do mixed breeds of you always try to throw a little poodle in.

That's kind of their thing because it's kind of the base.

Poodles are intelligent and all that.

Well, they've got a lot of positive hair things and they don't out the allergy and all that.

But they also have back legs that leap, they can jump.

Okay, so what I do just for my own enjoyment, and I think he digs it.

You're gonna get email about it.

No, this is really good.

So the morning routine is, if I'm home, the morning routine is, and I usually go let him out if I'm If I'm at home, we go get him out of his crate and he gets out and goes to the restroom, and then he runs around the yard chase a few birds that he's never been successful with, and then and then and then and then he makes his way back to the screen in porch where his food and water is looking it in his bed if he's not gonna be in the house.

Okay, you see the routine.

Well, the way up a screening porch is made is we know some of it is wood.

And then the screen starts up a certain waist and he's a he's a little doll.

He probably weighs like six pounds, okay, so six seven pounds.

So but he can leap, okay, so what I can jump.

So what I do on purpose I shut at the door and back off in there where he can't see me.

And so when he makes his way back and he gets to the door, and I watch for it, and I I see his face.

It comes sky looking.

Yeah, it's like he's on a trampoline.

Yeah, he's SKYE mean he's got too.

I never look every time he comes.

Yeah, years up.

Yeah, and then I'll go let him in after about four jump.

Yeah.

But I mean you're.

Entertainment though, But I mean he's sky too.

He didn't know, So I don't know.

I just did.

I think we probably overreact to the the doom and gloom of a dog.

In cold weather.

Yeah, especially like you said you look there in water.

Yeah.

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I'm and Dad two of our sons and my wife Sherry to see the Eagles and the North American Tour forty six years of the Eagles.

And they were as good as ever, phenomenal during the class by themselves, talked to bottom just flawless.

What an incredible show in a great evening.

We had a good time.

Got in with no problems, and trying to get mom and Dad to their seats a bit of an issue because of Dad talking to everyone and and constantly trying to figure out why we were going to another place to go to the bathroom.

And we finally got our shirts, got that in and got that done.

I just became the guy, dove into the shirt line and let them shout to me the different kinds of shirts they wanted.

We got all that done.

I'm wearing mine today pulling a helmsy.

So you know, you finally get to the point, you finally get to the point where you're like, okay, we are finally seated.

I finally have everybody sat down, everybody's got their shirt, we're in, we're parked, We've gone to the bathroom, we've we've let Dad talk to all the different people that he's talked wants to talk to they're coming to him.

Some he does, some he doesn't.

And so we sit down.

I've got everybody where we need to be, and you're thinking, who would an investment?

And now it's on.

And then of course the people who dragon late and block you.

Tell, one guy said, you're gonna have to find your seat.

Yeah, he says, I'm just trying to fumbel.

Shoot.

I said at eight o'clock, sneak up on you man.

The rest of us got here nine times, you know, come on.

And so anyway, then you got the people that get drunk and nearly fall up down the steps right in the middle of stuff about who wants to spend three hundred dollars a ticket and not recall it?

So so so anyway, so so I must there must I don't.

I don't get that.

I really don't.

So then I know pretty quick that I have, you know, cause the Eagles.

This isn't like going to see say Greg in the day when we were young.

This isn't like going to see a C.

D C.

This is this isn't like going to see.

Metallica to where the band will drown out any idiots talking around you.

Okay, what this this is the Eagles, best of my love.

We've got a peaceful, easy feeling.

Okay, we're lying eyes.

You hear these kind of songs.

If somebody's talking behind you, then they were going they will take away in that moment.

Okay, But so I get I get this this guy.

Okay, this is the guy who is I'm a Greg.

First of all, I know everything about the Eagles.

Oh and he say he's telling everybody about and I've got I've got my date with me, and I'll tell you one thing.

I mean, and let me say this, he's probably wrong about something.

In fact, Oh of course he was, because I've got a few in me.

Okay, Greg, I talked just like it's right here.

I mean, I talk the whole time, and then I'll talk a little bit, and I do that and I sing a little bit, but I'm on talk and then I pick up a piece of the song while I'm talking.

When it pulls me away from my conversation.

It sounds like the commercial.

Mister concert goer, picture this, Yeah.

This is me.

I like the way he sure is looking at it.

We're smiling behind me.

By we got that you know, we got that dose over.

I mean we got check May and dates chick million dollars got have been out the WEP And I told that, I said, hey, we when they do expect this thing.

I love the ways my head and I told him, I said, hey, I mean you know we're gonna know that.

I mean we might as well.

And I'm I'm all right, back back back back, got back, back, back, back, back, bake big back back.

She gay Joe Walson don a Glenn Pride, that's your Don Henley son And they did that back in nineteen eighty kicking and I gotta move back dozer and we don't move back door.

I told him he can kiss my eyes.

And then back I got that, and he was a high headed man.

We're gonna move out to dojer.

There.

We need to get that.

We need to get that done.

Do you at live in the bad.

Oh my?

And I'm like, wow, I'm glad, this is great worked out.

I've loved every minute of this.

Will you please talk in my ear for the next two and a half.

You're so much more pleasant than Don Henley.

Just watch the show for Pete Gosh.

We're at the country.

Did it's on now?

They started right they started.

You can talk over the music at the beginning, and when they're playing out of the p a hey buddy, the show started, We're all.

I know everything about school.

You know.

I dated her back in high school, you know, and I talked to my I dated her back and taking don't she stupid?

She's crazy crazy, And I'm like, so, so that was my experience.

Hell right, yeah, one time I want to turn around and say, just give them the dozer, man, please.

I didn't have it.

It's not worth it, bright, just back out of it, man, and thank you, thank you.

I was not clear on how well your company is doing.

You've cleared that up for me.

Thank you, the Eagles while singing the hits.

Yeah, so so that that was a bit of a that was yeah.

And that's that thing where you know your wife, you know, she'll come over here and she'll loop her hands up through there, you know, right through your arm.

Yeah yeah, and she'll just start squeezing, like, don't do that.

Don't please just watch the show, baby, please, don't gain you.

I'd like to have a big squirt gun to around.

Has hit him about three times, but.

It just seems walking around since to me that if you've invested in something that it's a big investment, and you've gone through all it takes to get to that concert, and you go to to try to just kind of, you know, decompress and listen to incredible music played by incredible musicians and great singers and harmonies and all this, and you've invested it.

Once you hear them walk out, and you hear them everybody get get their note for seven Bridges Road, and you know they open.

They opened with seven Bridges Road.

What Rody says, I ruined by telling him that's what was gonna happen.

They said that in the future, if the Eagles gonna go, you.

Said, telling him was a guy in front of you saying I wish that guy behind me.

Well, this was the way this guy's calling this song.

This was the way down there, this is in the gardening worse than Bulldozer.

Guys was set less writ already gone up.

Next take it?

Hey, you go, How you gonna miss the second version?

You talking about that noser?

But anyway, and you know what I thought about them too, when you when your songs are so well known, like sher said, what is it like to be part of a culture?

I mean to be so iconic that your your music is part of a country's culture.

But for them, if they're singing, because they're singing such complicated harmonies and backgrounds, it must be difficult when fifteen thousand people are singing the song with you and we can't sing because.

Where we know the words to every song, that's when you turn it up.

So it was great, and and Hemsey said he saw that the kid we were wondering who it was is actually Don Henley Soon.

Yeah, both of them and Henley's son have been touring and I think Frive pretty much been there.

Yeah, he's doing.

But now this young young guy, he's twenty, but he looks like he's about fifteen.

So that's Don Henley son Will Henley.

That's Don Henley's whoever the mama of him is.

I don't know if it's his current wife or not.

Well, how come, how come Glen Soon gets to go with me?

He's like you, you've made him a far member of the band.

Honey, we wrote songs forever with Glenn.

Glenn and I made the Eagles.

Well, w how come arts I is not getting to play?

Good gosh, We'll let him play on two songs?

Yeah, what I.

Like to Henley Gramily keeps the name simple.

You got done, you got well, you know nothing.

There, but anyway, it was great and loved it and it was flawless, and it was a great, great time with mom and dad and with my wife and my sons.

It was a great, great experience.

It was good to see a lot of you there too.

And I'm sure we'll talk about it some as the show goes on.

We'll get some other stuff coming up.

Hanging there, we'll be right.

Back, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Boy bubba.

You don't like this headline?

Dead woman wakes up screaming at funeral home.

Yoh, oh, my gosh.

Prosecutors in Germany have charged a doctor with negligent bodily harm for stepping out and declaring a ninety two year old woman dead, only for her to awake again in a refrigerated room at the funeral home.

Wow wow, wow, she said, They say.

The doctor who was is fifty three.

His name was not released because of the privacy regulations in Germany.

He is alleged to pronounced a seriously ill woman dead in March after a caregiver found her without a pulse, not breathing at a retirement home that evening, and here comes creep City.

A worker at the funeral home where she'd been taking her to scream from the refrigeration room discovered the woman a lot.

Now, not that this makes that okay.

Oh she did officially die, they think.

Two days later.

Yeah, who was the same doctor at called?

Let's not let the same guy make that call.

You know they said that doctor Rick also practiced dentistry in Minnesota.

Wow.

No, I'll be honest with you.

I went to when I was when I had some college classes.

I was thinking at night I had a gentleman in my class.

Uh, well I had to take him.

It was, you know, so security, got a long story and really smart.

No, no, no, no, I trust me.

None of us in that class were very smart.

No, we really didn't want to be there.

He had worked at a funeral home and he told me of a and I don't think it happens a lot, but occasionally, uh someone you know, I mean, the standard way of checking to see if somebody's dead is if they have a heartbeat or not.

And there's times where your heart pulse, your pulse may be so weak, are slow that it's just not detected.

And he said they actually had somebody they had on the table sit up and oh boy, guys and say hey, what's going on?

Apparently was in a car wreck head injury type thing and he said that's when he quit.

Well, and I was noticing something.

And again a long time this guy will be in trouble, he said, And again too, this is a tooth thing.

Don't how works in Germany?

I really don't.

I don't how works in Germany?

How does it work in Texas?

But Bubba and I have have been saying a lot.

I don't know that the person who declares people dead on the scene should be a place where you can just run for election.

It seems like to me that that that should be something that requires some sort of background.

Not hey, earl down the street wants to run what's it called corner for corner?

Yeah?

I don't.

Shouldn't there be we We can't just let some guy that works at the hardware store who wants to be the corner, you know, run to be local corner and then then he pulls up and he declares people dead or alive.

And I don't know if it works that way in Germany I'm just simply talking about our system.

Didn't you did that there should be some requirement.

There two things that always perplex me.

I can just be sheriff and I can just be cornered that that that seems like those should require.

Well, I don't even know what that is, whether than a judge.

Is that a judge?

What does he do?

He's like second sheriff, may be oldest ships he armed as well.

And there's a lot of there's a lot of things that are left over from the earlier days in our country that you know hasn't been ironed out.

And now that's not the w what you're talking about is not that way everywhere, right, It just so happened where we grew up.

At the time, and it may have been changed now.

I don't know.

You could be the corner just by being elected.

I remember asking like a guy that I you worked there, and you did you have you go to school?

I mean you, yeah, so and you just always want to be a corner.

Yeah.

And on another note, and I watched this and look, we've dealt with it.

We've even been asked to help.

Sometimes these these attempts for funeral homes to advertise now if I could give some some just a few words of advice to funeral homes in marketing, and I understand it is important to uh you know, you know, it is a little it does make us fe a little rough.

When we turned fifty, when y'all send us in the mail, have you thought about planning your funeral?

Yeah?

Okay, look we're just fifty, man, We're fifty.

Okay, back off.

I don't want to send a colon sample and I don't want to plan my funeral just because I turned fifty.

I got both of those and a subscription to the AARP magazine.

Is that what it is?

Aar but anyway in our state.

But anyway, So, guys, I got to tell you, and I don't know who came up with this idea.

We haven't really changed the format of a funeral home in my lifetime.

And frankly, your place is creepy.

Okay, you got it set up.

It's got a creepy look, you know.

I mean, just because someone has gone on and maybe we want to come celebrate their life.

The minute we go in there, your place is creepy.

Okay it And so here's an idea, And now I want you all to listen to me.

So you're giving funeral home funeral home if you want to, because they need to market.

I don't have a problem with the market.

I really don't.

But but here's the thing, Like I watched what got me going this.

I watched some TV commercial on know where it came from, and they're trying to give you the computer generated thing of their facilities and even computer generator.

At one time.

They have a shot of the hearst driving back and forth across the screen and a TV commercial And so here's what I'm just some suggestions.

And this is all I'm saying.

What if you walked into a funeral home and it looked like say the lodge at Dream Ranch.

Okay, yeah, so you walk in and it's it's you know, it's got a kind of outdoorsy field, it's pleasant.

Let them have that sixty seventies little too, and.

The ceiling's low, and they got big, old, old gaudy chandelier hanging, and and your place is creepy.

I'm safe said, yeah, if we could just slice it up a little bit, Yeah, let's have it a little more pleasant.

When we come in, you know, we're all grieving let's have it a little more pleasant.

Let's let's walk in to say, like bast pro shop, you know what I mean, Like you walk in and you're like, man, I love where'd y'all get this wood?

There's a fish in there?

Yeah?

Hey, hey, yeah, well yeah, that's a great idea.

Why not a fish tank?

Look over here?

Look over here, say yeah, you know these these beams you're seeing in here in this beautiful lodge looking presentation where your loved one will be remembered today.

Uh, we actually got the wood off.

You see those big trees on the property.

We brought them in from there and you know, and and one of them struck by light, and then there'd be some great stories like that.

You know, you gotta your presentation is to be a little more warm and a little more welcoming, Like I'm coming to a place that that that I want to be happy.

Not I know you're not happy, but but I don't want it to go feel even creepier.

Right, I said, your present is a little creepy.

I think the biggest problem is to smell.

Yeah, well see it's got that floristy.

We'll still a better job on that.

Let's got that let's let's kind of like plastic being spread.

Right, do y'all not do y'all not have scinning candles?

I mean, let let's let's go a little bit.

My wife could make that place smail.

Undoubtedly, she makes our house smell look like something from rigging.

I know it.

I know it really wouldn't fit in with their main goal.

But say if it smelled like a bakery, there you go, so you're on board with me?

Now, I know, come back, I know, I know you.

Probably don't want to be cooking cakes where you're embombing bodies.

I got to have a smell.

It should be are the two shouldn't mix?

You said, smell like a cabin lodge.

Let's walk into something that is relaxing, that is soothing, burns some laws that says, you know, we're gonna celebrate their life.

Y'all don't seem to have come off.

Y'all hadn't changed the floor plan since nineteen forty one.

I mean they all look, I mean, let's move, let's get off this plan.

This is an outdated.

Look, you know, let's build a more pleasant I'm coming in and you don't have to go as far as to I would like in aquarium.

I'm gonna lie to you.

I mean I would like that.

If that's possible, give me, give me a you know that feeling you have when you walk into a lodge, how good it feels.

Are you walking to a nice hotel and the lobby's very nice?

Big water fountain?

Yeah, something, you know, it looks like it looks like in the back, it looks like it's a little thrown together and a little creepy.

And it's those same images.

It's kind of like when the dnists we begged them, y'all got to change your presentation, and they have I'm calling on funeral homes.

We got to change that presentation.

I mean, let's it's just it's got to route.

Maybe maybe you you care, I loved one off and just a nice van you won't have to ahearse.

Maybe may be a nice, you know, cool looking.

Van, big you know what I mean?

I look at these things need to be changed.

I mean, it's time.

It's the same thing.

If it fits back there, it doesn't matter what it is.

Right, Let's get off this creepy hearse.

Yeah, I mean, let's get to something out.

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