The year is 2025. Someone is writing “The World’s First” on their little piece of crap they invented and not wondering why someone else didn’t get to it first. This will presumably never stop happening. I mean why, would it? When you can cop a mad deece six figgies off a picture frame with a speaker in it, why would you ever iterate on someone else’s design? You’ve got the magic damn touch! Your ideas are divine! Actually, hey, since you’re noodling on stuff, I got a problem. I’m wasting like 20 hours a year on…no, not moving carpet around. It’s a coffee thing. You know what, lemme call you back. I have a Pickleball game starting in a minute. Did you know it’s the fastest growing…oh you hung up. 

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