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#46 Hot Tub Regrets & The Hottest Vicar in England

Dec 18, 2025
52 mins

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Episode Description

This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.


Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.


We also get into:


  • hybrid rock stars
  • the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports
  • Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making
  • a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub
  • the 1,000 pound dog
  • lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune
  • mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue


Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.

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