As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it.

CHAPTERS

00:16 - Stop horsing around 

01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now 

02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you

02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year

03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words 

07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier

08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood 

09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel 

10:15 - I want to eat your Ma 

12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas??

13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash

13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable 

18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings

20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies

23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef 

24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s house 

27.20 - Making my ma cry 

28:12 - CNY on the wife’s side 

30:15 - Electric chair to FaceTime families 

31:00 - Minghan’s new Mandarin word 

32:10 - Out of pocket Lou Sang wishes

35:16 - Reading our Zodiac predictions

36:44 - Ox there’s a rat behind you 

39:00 - Rabbits get moving

39:38 - Be careful of your bird 

40:50 - Ruining lives with predictions

43:35 - It’s worse to not get weight questions 

45:20 - How do you talk to kids… 

47:50 - Kid Talk FAQ

52:35 - Destroying Mingyue’s dreams

55:40 - Thought starters to stir shit up with your family 

54:45 - Hot Takes of 2026

54:55 - WATCH YOUR KID NOT THE LION DANCE

57:15 - Open houses no neighbours allowed 

01:00:00 - Regifting neighbour gifts

01:01:00 - Taking leave as a smelly dog 

01:01:50 - Sacrilegious WET Lou Sang

01:07:00 - Buy CNY clothes for what