#234 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: ALIENS, LIZARD PEOPLE, SPIES

Nov 3, 2025
50 mins

Episode Description

Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded… or just a little bit psychotic? 


This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams.


So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this.


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CHAPTERS

04:00 - Is there life outside the earth?

06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians

10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties

11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s?

15:00 - Birds are government spies.

17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis

19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster 

21:00 - The moon landing was faked?

24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens

26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders

28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies

31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power??

33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order

35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe

36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels

41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory

42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb?

44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this…

47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends

49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?

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