This week, the gals get silly chatting about some historically crabby waterfowl. Topics include nightmare teeth, a college campus celebrity, and the world's most unfortunate stock photo model. Pick up a bottle of Republic Restoratives' Fascist Tears vodka, don't even THINK about mute swans, and tune in for Goose Crimes.

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