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On this week's episode, Rekha and Waleed chat with a mother-in-law with some hopes to haunt and the one and only Confucius. Hopefully at least one of them will become Chinese by the end of the episode.

Hosts:
Rekha Shankar
Waleed Mansour

Guests:
Anna Rajo as Cassandra Pimp
Tao Yang as Confucius

Edited by Waleed Mansour

Full episodes available to watch on Youtube

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Becoming Chinese in the afterlife (Anna Rajo, Tao Yang)

Episode Description

Never lose your place, on any device