What do you do when your latest pointless and misguided war is not going well? 

It's going so poorly in fact that the enemy has gone past the gates, and now they're sitting in your kitchen eating your sweet, delicious roots and drinking your hot, hot beef tea. 

What you need is a hero, one man who can turn the tide against all the odds. A huge man, a powerful man, a man with an incredible hat. 

Today we meet that man.

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