'When I told him I was getting a lotus flower because it blooms in muddy waters, I could feel the audible eye-roll.'

I discuss the controversy surrounding Jacob Elordi being cast as our numero uno forbidden fruit Heathcliff in Emerald Fennell's adaption of 'Wuthering Heights', Pamela Anderson dishing the dirt on her dalliance with Liam Neeson and Katie Price's new husband. 

I also touch upon the latest solution to the housing crisis as per Ray Cooke who let's face it has no skin in the game and how i will be approaching parent teacher meetings going forward.

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