'They say dress for the job you want but I'm a secondary teacher and dream of being a showgirl, so that doesn't fly.'

I'm chatting about the guards accidentally ordering the double strength pepper spray and how they can't be using this when checking for tax and insurance, i discuss recently supporting my brilliant, genius friend Alison Spittle on her latest tour 'Big' and also fess up to my propensity to kleptomania.

On that note, I suggest alternatives to pepper spray when it comes to to fighting crime. and also talk about my first ever appearance on the Claire Byrne. Synopsis: Claire Byrne is an absolute pro and I would die for journalists Niamh O'Reilly and Mick Clifford.

Gerry Hutch play is also discussed! Popcorn at the ready.

Finally, I discuss the fecking Foo Fighters gigging in Dingle, because yes, obviously.

Thanks so much for listening guys! I love that you're here. J x