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Chapter I: TLDR: Meet Alan, university president: he's so exhausted that he doesn't even blink when Googly Eyes sprout from his blueberry scone.

Written and narrated by Melanie Ho (https://www.melanieho.com)

Background Music: Wild Soul by Reveille

University of the Surreal is a serialized fiction podcast best listened to in order. This is Episode 1 of Season One: Office of the President.