While New York was busy sweeping Boston and clowning the Mets, the rest of the country got hit with some serious headlines: Biden’s facing down aggressive prostate cancer, Trump told Walmart to “eat the tariffs” like he forgot how inflation works, Elon’s chatbot went full extremist before xAI could pull the plug, a New Orleans jail pulled off the dumbest escape since Mario Bros., and Sesame Street found a new home on Netflix without ditching PBS. It’s chaos, it’s capitalism, it’s comfort TV—just another Monday.

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• Biden has been diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer | AP News
• Trump takes on Walmart over tariff price hikes, setting up potential showdown with retail industry
• Elon Musk’s Chatbot Is Obsessed With ‘White Genocide’ - The Atlantic
• How the New Orleans jail inmate escape unfolded | CNN
• 'Sesame Street' inks deal with Netflix, new season to stream this year