***  content warning - this episode is NOT for children as we read a lot of Chuck Tingle Book Titles IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW***

See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/125409

ALEX JOINED CAMEO - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491

Mrs. Pearlmania's story report returns just in time for christmas with a book that has NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS. Bury Your Gays is a sci-fi, hollywood, gay, horror comedy thriller, that bucks conventions while pounding our butts with incredible scenes. 

Chuck Tingle is quite famous for his e-books of monster erotica, but this book is a deep dive into the mind of a screenwriter facing Hollywood studios, generative Ai, internalized homophobia, and so much more! 

We have just a few epsiodes left in 2025, so this 2 hour long AUDIO ONLY spoiler filled adventure will keep you covered for your holiday hours. 

Join out patreon at https://pearlmania500.net and use the PROMOCODE: PROJECT2026 to save 30% off an annual subscription at our HEY HUN ($5 monthly) TIER!