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A caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military. 

Afterwards a caller has a long-winded breakup with a friend, and a final caller tries to escape the midwest against his mother’s wish.

You are right about everything. I am a gecko.

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