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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

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Timestamps:

00:00 - Intro to the episode and what it covers

00:20 - Tour stories and hotel mishaps in Sheffield

02:08 - Woke up hair and quarantine-style hair struggles

04:13 - Sheffield city vibe and impressions from Max

05:22 - Tour logistics: number of stops and tour crowd size

06:42 - The mysterious "six or seven" quantifier and its cultural significance

07:48 - The viral "6, 7" meme and its generational reach

08:18 - Embarrassing fan cam moments at concerts

09:02 - The rules of on-tour games and the "Johnny Johnny" challenge

10:16 - Vito’s tour vlogs and dancing obsession

11:12 - Venue sizes: from Wembley to Palladium and ticket sell-outs

12:02 - Tour marketing strategies and ticket sales insight

13:08 - Meet and greet tickets and Bristol’s special spot in the tour

14:21 - Post-Nashville night out plans and fun clips from the tour

20:02 - The innovative PlayStation Portal device and upcoming Australian tour

21:32 - Australian media appearances and pronunciation struggles

22:28 - Anxiety over international impressions and speaking nerves

24:16 - Upcoming audio cues and halftime fun during the tour

26:01 - The game: "Does George care about this?" — pop culture topics quiz

27:15 - Grammys, Bad Bunny’s power move, and celebrity moments

28:44 - Nostalgia for iconic award show moments and Twitter rabbit holes

30:24 - Nicki Minaj’s controversial hand-holding and celebrity gossip

35:16 - The Jeffrey Epstein files: celebrity involvement and conspiracy theories

39:48 - The Kia Asylum metaphor explained—artists trapped in obscurity or success

41:16 - Debating whether Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry are "out" or "inside" the Kia

43:39 - The episode’s closing thoughts and the audience's role in sending dilemmas

47:18 - Final call for concise, funny audience stories and instructions

48:34 - Sign-off and excitement for upcoming shows and audience meetups

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