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Call us Smut Enthusiasts.

Call us Smut Scholars.

Call us Smut Evangelists.

We are The Smut Report: Let’s talk dirty books.

Erin, Holly, and Ingrid have been reading romance novels together for 20 years—and we love talking about them.

Blog | All show notes

Connect with us!

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Ingrid challenges the Smut Report team to come up with 10 ways authors can ruin a kiss.

Show notes at smutreport.com/podcast.

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Tumblereads 21: How to Ruin a Kiss in 10 Ways

Episode Description

Never lose your place, on any device