Welcome to The Slime Show 🐌

In today’s episode, I start off just hanging out and talking about life — my friend Sen wanting to adopt a cat, my glasses fogging up again, how it’s weirdly hot for January, and hoping my dad doesn’t bail on our plans tomorrow.

Then things spiral (as they do).

We get into:

☕ The surprising drink Brits loved before tea (yes, it was coffee)

🧀 Why orange cheese is basically a centuries-old marketing gimmick

🌍 Why Trump wants Greenland — national security, missile defense, and… PRECIOUS METALS. ME PRECIOUS GOLD AND TITANIUM.

It’s history, culture, current events, and random thoughts — no script, no polish, just vibes.

Thanks for watching / listening 💚
If you like laid-back chaos and weird facts, you’re in the right place.