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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008

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The voices of the Database and the man in the recording were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Hammering Nails.wav" by Benboncan of Freesound.org

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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