Everyone’s team won. That’s right. Everyone. DK’s Seahawks, Heifetz’s Giants, Craig’s Steelers, Nikhil’s Bears, and Austin’s Raiders. What a way to start Week 1. Lock in for the DDC to run through all the games, categories, and more.

(00:00) Intro

(04:01) SNF: Heifetz’s Giants clobber Cowboys

(16:07) Winners and Losers

(39:31) This Guy Is a PROBLEM

(55:55) It’s So Over. We’re So Back.

(01:12:53) Fart or Shart

(01:22:51) Intrusive Thoughts

(01:34:52) Quote of the Day

(01:41:07) Worst Ref Decision of the Day

(01:45:07) Lucille Bluth Stats

(01:51:22) Coolest Shit of the Week

(01:52:52) The Cloyce Box Award

(01:58:23) Burn Book

(02:04:46) TIFF update from Craig

(02:08:06) Thank you, Lorne!

Reminders:

1. Fantasy Rankings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://theringer.com/fantasy-football/2026-preseason⁠⁠⁠

2. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at @ringerfantasyfootball. Heifetz also posts his cat a bunch on @dannyheifetz.

3. Craig's Millennial Bangers Playlist is ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠!!⁠⁠⁠⁠ (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1j8IPRJdQxoG2EO3Wmaszo)

4. Don’t miss out on our Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://discord.com/invite/BrcmaHFdqd

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Producers: Cameron Dinwiddie, Nikhil Behal, and Austin Gayle

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