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Emily is IMPOSSIBLE to buy for…

Dec 10, 2025
59 mins

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Episode Description

Jason and Emily are in full holiday chaos mode and nothing is going according to the Hallmark script. Jason is trying (and failing) to figure out what to buy the woman who hates everything in the “Gifts for Her” section, while Emily has accidentally become the kind of person who takes Christmas parade floats a little too seriously.


Somewhere between a live nativity that might just be in the wrong town and a very opinionated rant about what churches are doing with kids these days, they stumble into a surprisingly honest conversation about what actually makes the season feel holy, fun, and not completely unhinged.

If you like your Christmas episodes cozy, unfiltered, and a little bit feral, this one is it.



00:00 Christmas Parade Float

08:33 Paducah is BIG TIME

14:44 Family money

15:24 Mayfield…not so big time…

16:37 Bethlehem is amazing!

17:40 Children’s church sure is something…

24:27 Bethlehem continued…

29:19 Emily’s germaphobeness…

35:50 Christmas shopping is hard.

49:02 Having the right tools


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