Episode Description
Is it really shoplifting if the entire town is doing it?
This week, I am back with local icon Keith Blum and we are diving deep into our dark, criminal pasts right here in West Hartford, CT, and exposing the hilariously toxic dynamics of the famous "Neighbors and Friends in West Hartford" Facebook group.
From orchestrating a diabolical, middle school lunch-stealing ring to a massive $3,500 Sports Authority heist, we're holding nothing back. Plus, we break down the infamous Edwards supermarket "Yogurt Pretzel Arrest" that shook our high school to its core—was it a fair bust, or just zero-tolerance gone completely mad?
But the chaos doesn’t stop in the past. We’re tackling current local town drama:
* The 2 AM Street Fight: Why breaking up a drunken sidewalk brawl outside the window might have been a huge mistake.
* Cult of the Bike Lanes: Our official plan to go undercover, infiltrate "Bike West Hartford," and put an end to the Vision Zero street mappings.
* Neighborhood Warfare: Someone from "Neighbors and Friends in West Hartford" FB group has been dropping dog sh*t in Keith Blum's driveway.
Stick around until the very end for a massive teaser on next week's episode involving missing child support, a showdown with a local DCF-calling teacher, and a wild jury duty connection you won't believe.
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00:25 We Stole Someone's Lunch Every Day
03:40 My Mom Stole a Cat
04:40 The Yogurt-Covered Pretzel Crime Wave at Edward's Supermarket
07:25 Keith’s Sports Authority Felony
09:25 The Avon Mountain Turtle Disaster
11:25 "Neighbors and Friends in West Hartford" Facebook group drama
14:35 The Girl Fight Outside My House
16:25 Vision 35 and the War Against Bike Lanes
18:00 We Identify the Enemy: Bike West Hartford
20:45 Three Completely Insane Stories for Next Time