First up, Eric and Ward celebrate Coach Cig leading his mighty Hoosiers into Maryland for a heaping helping of turtle soup. (Shortly thereafter, CBS blatantly steals and broadcasts the Hysterics original image of a Cignetti statue on national television. Yes, please angry Tweet @ CBS Sports)

Next, Coach DeVries scores a major recruiting win on the eve of his inaugural season. Get pumped 'cause a new era of Indiana hoops is about to blast off!

Finally, two of the infamous Goons... Mike Librett and Steve Doddato... join the pod to square off. They each must make their passionate case for the ultimate IU Sophie's Choice... would rather see IU football win their first national championship, or IU basketball win their 6th??

And of course you'll get an update on Eric's horrifying weight loss routine.

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