It’s like measuring our sleep with 800 pizzas on ad-free Twitter, and the end of bread is a cookie pizza with spicy McPlants.

Intro

Third Annual Turkey Day Exposé: Breaking Down This Year’s Big Meal

Headlines

Google’s Nest Hub gets more sleep tracking features

Twitter will now let you pay to undo tweets and read ad-free news in the US

Today’s Special

National Vanilla Cupcake Day

Segment

People Can’t Agree On The Name For The End Of A Loaf Of Bread

IHOP’s Holiday Menu Includes Pancakes Topped With A Blue Vanilla Swirl And Marshmallows - Delish

Affordance Studio designs a jolly branding for cookies that taste like pizza - yep, pizza

Notoriously Trustworthy “Papa” John Schnatter Says He’s Had 800 Pizzas in Last 18 Months - Consequence

Pineapple on pizza? It’s growing on us, new poll suggests - Telegraph-Journal

KFC’s Spicy New Burger is Loaded With Corn Chips - Man of Many

The McPlant Is Just McOkay - Eater