Wax swears a UFO blinked at him, Kanye tweets a jaw-dropping “cousin” confession, and DeMar DeRozan turns a dinner troll into a human basketball. Lore’l, Wax and Twerk unpack the madness, tackle two listener dilemmas (ghost-texts and a sudden “find-God” fiancé), salute Martin Lawrence’s 60th, clown Wax’s barbershop “lace-front,” and crown this week’s Black Excellence—all in one hilarious, unfiltered spin-cycle of a show.