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Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter.
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00:00 - Met Gala is halloween for rich people
8:13 - Dates - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
10:00 - Chirayu Rana
11:47 - Catch me if you can was BS
14:28 - JP Morgan
21:23 - Chirayu's other scams
23:35 - Canadian memes
24:22 - The things women do for men
26:25 - Any job is a woman's job (as long as there's air conditioning)
27:32 - JP Morgan cont'd
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33:00 - Rana's ChatGPT logs
46:11 - Bollywood sketch
51:12 - Infowars bought by the Onion
54:08 - Mamdani
57:06 - 7th grade boys calling lunch goyslop
1:01:00 - Fat made a comeback
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1:04:55 - Cuck of the Week
1:17:40 - Meghan Thee Stallion & Etsy witches
1:20:09 - Ian Lara's witch doctor story
1:22:43 - Scandalous discovery
1:26:33 - Bryan Johnson and his girl's vag
1:29:55 - Weird Science
1:34:16 - Wrap up