It’s been a chaotic week of celebrity news, internet moments and pop culture absurdity.

Kate and Tansy unpack the surprise reveal that Zendaya and Tom Holland may have secretly tied the knot, why stylist Law Roach casually spilling the tea might actually be the most iconic wedding announcement ever, and the internet losing its mind over it.

They also dive into Justin Timberlake’s DUI bodycam drama, why he’s trying to block the footage from being released, and how the now-viral phrase “this is going to ruin the tour” became the internet’s favourite meme.

Plus, the darker side of Hollywood: more Jolie-Pitt children dropping the Pitt surname as details from the infamous private jet incident resurface, raising questions about Brad Pitt’s public image versus what allegedly happened behind the scenes.

Elsewhere in the week:

• Stanley Tucci taking the US women’s hockey team to lunch in Milan instead of the White House
• Why Grace Jones, Prince’s estate and Guns N’ Roses refused to let their music appear in the Melania documentary
• The bizarre Matthew Morrison interpretive dance story you have to see to believe
• And the Kyle and Jackie O on-air fallout that may have quietly ended one of Australia’s biggest radio partnerships

It’s celebrity scandal, internet culture, astrology predictions and cultural chaos — all wrapped up in one very unfiltered weekly recap.