The march to Pokémon Day continues, and while the news cycle is a little light, the headlines are anything but small. This week we break down Logan Paul flipping his Pikachu Illustrator card for a record-shattering $16.492 million and debate whether that price will ever be matched again. We also dive into Stern’s newly announced Pokémon pinball machine, why it feels surprisingly generic, and whether The Pokémon Company might have played it a little too safe with the design.

On the competitive side, Pokémon TCG Pocket officially stays casual, as The Pokémon Company confirms it won’t become a mainstage esports title. We talk about why that might actually be the best possible outcome for the game. Plus, we react to the underwhelming 30th Anniversary Pokémon Center merch, the surprisingly massive dev team behind Pokémon Pokeopia, multiplayer server details that sound suspiciously Minecraft-inspired, and close things out with a PokéFact that confirms Victorybell is absolutely terrifying.