On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids sit down with Joe Cole, former England international, Premier League winner and Champions League finalist, to dive into the untold stories behind his new book Luxury Player.

The lads get stuck into Joe’s early rise as a teenage sensation, the madness of being splashed across the papers at 15, and how fame shaped him long before he stepped onto a Premier League pitch. Joe opens up about the pressure, the jealousy, the misconceptions, and how he found his way through it.

The conversation also takes us inside Chelsea during the Mourinho revolution — the moment Joe realised everything had changed, what training was really like under Jose, and how that era set the foundations for years of dominance. There’s plenty of England nostalgia too: World Cups, quarter-finals, dressing room pranks, and the gut-punch reality of injuries cutting short international dreams.

It’s honest, funny, nostalgic and full of elite-level insight — a proper football chat with one of the game’s most naturally gifted players. And yes, there’s tales wine-tasting chaos, mascot scandals, and insight into a black cab driver giving massages at Chelsea… Strap in.

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00:00 — Crouchy opens the pod

01:15 — Crouchy, Carragher & Roy Keane at Football For Change

03:45 — Roy Keane art gallery story

05:00 — Richarlison goal & prediction chaos

09:50 — Hole-in-one vs 147 debate

15:30 — Arsenal vs Chelsea predictions

20:50 — FA Cup memories & Haier ad read

22:40 — Introducing Joe Cole

23:30 — Nick Collins falling-off-ladder clip

25:55 — Joe’s Sunday Brunch wine-tasting disaster

32:10 — Reconstructing memories for the book

33:50 — Being on the front page at 15

35:15 — Teacher mocking Joe about money

36:10 — Being a target at away grounds

43:00 — Joe’s dad turning down Sir Alex’s mascot invite

45:30 — West Ham principles & giving tickets away

53:00 — Discussion about “Luxury Player” label

01:03:50 — Desailly & the World Cup at Chelsea

01:04:20 — Mourinho arrives & changes everything

01:21:00 — England heartbreak & final reflections

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