A new bombshell has entered the villa. Her name is Nyx, and the only way to see her precious face is by checking us out on Youtube.com. 🐶

Ambient to the new dog situation, we are discussing Tidings (crying in Pennsylvania, DailyMail dot co dot UK, Lindy’s road trip), BUT FIRST, Lindy’s Surprise Microsegment. New glasses comparison is IN and you’ll need to tune in to update your portfolios posthaste.

And many have been wondering what the deal is. Is Lindy being held hostage? What did her .8 second pause on that Modern Love interview mean? How specifically is her current happy marriage never going to work? Should YOU help rescue Lindy by saying something super mean and unhinged? This episode will tell you how!! Want to know more? We invite you to read the source material! Buy Adult Braces or listen to the audiobook wherever you listen to stuff! Want to send Lindy money for her epic escape from nonmonogamy? patreon.com/textmebackpod!

And if YOU know what romantasy audiobook Lindy is listening to, write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

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• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• Lindy’s book tour info
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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