John, Todd, and Chris explore the Pit Vipers website, talk about the fires in California and the lack of adequate response, invasive tree species, Gavin Newsom's political career prospects, Carter's funeral, private firefighters, George Santos delayed sentencing, the reaction video economy, and what Halo would drive if he were Bladerunner.

outro // we tell you in the episode, look it up

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