“You either retire an Angel or you live long enough to become the villain.” - Shohei Ohtani’s biographer, probably.

Nah, he rocks. But fr, the Dodgers suck and no amount of World Series rings can change that.

This week: Fixer Upper Marin, max contracts, and two middle aged dudes kinda sorta embrace AI. 💸.

Links:

• U.S. World Series viewership by year : baseball
• NHL Jersey Sponsorships
• NBA Tip-Off Ratings: 5.6 Million NBC Viewers, a 10-Year Record
• U.S. agencies back banning TP-Link home routers on security grounds - The Washington Post
• Apple Quarterly Results – Six Colors
• ‘Breaking Bad’ Creator Vince Gilligan Returns to TV With ‘Pluribus’ - The New York Times
• Taylor Sheridan Is Leaving Paramount For… - Puck
• “You’re Absolutely Right!” – AI Inside-Joke Glossy Mug | Ritzest
• Nobody Wants This (TV Series 2024– ) - IMDb
• Duolingo - The world’s most popular way to learn