You’ve been casually referencing battlefield amputations and ancient political chaos your entire life.

This week on Stupiracy - presented by CARSTAR - we uncover the dark origins of common phrases, from “bite the bullet” to “spill the beans,” and the weird history hiding inside everyday sayings you never questioned.

Turns out… language is violent. And occasionally butter-based.

You say “bite the bullet” like it’s nothing. You casually tell someone to “break a leg.” You accuse people of “spilling the beans” without realizing those beans were once ancient Greek voting ballots.

The dark origins of common phrases are far less metaphorical than you think.

• “Bite the bullet”? Civil War surgery. No anesthesia. Just a lead bullet and courage.
• “Cat got your tongue”? Possibly ancient Egypt feeding liars’ tongues to cats. Possibly naval torture.
• “Spill the beans”? Ancient Greek democracy chaos. Literal beans. Political beans.
• “Mad as a hatter”? Mercury poisoning from hat-making. Industrial brain damage, but fashionable.
• “Bury the hatchet”? Shockingly wholesome peace treaties. Actual hatchets in the dirt.
• “Saved by the bell”? Not coffins. Sorry. It’s boxing.
• “Break a leg”? Theater people trying to pull one over on evil spirits.
• “Rule of thumb”? Not the myth you’ve heard.
• “Dead ringer”? Horse racing fraud, because of course people cheat.

This is the history of common phrases you were never taught. This is weird history at its finest. This is history you didn’t learn in school because textbooks prefer wars and treaties over butter being thrown at the gods.

We unpack the real phrase origins of everyday sayings, the myths that refuse to die, and the phrases that survived centuries of chaos to end up in your group chat. Some of these stories are dark. Some are clever. Some are completely fake, and humanity just decided to commit to the bit.

The dark origins of common phrases prove one thing: language is basically an archaeological dig, except instead of pottery shards you find raccoons, gramophones, furious playwrights yelling about stolen thunder, and a suspicious amount of mercury exposure.

If you love weird history, stupid history, and the kind of comedy history podcast that explains something clearly and then immediately derails it, this episode is exactly your problem.

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Not because we’re desperate. Obviously not.

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