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To my Damp Trash Detectives,

In THIS latest podcast drop, find out how embarrassed I am that I didn’t know Jamaica was not in the Bahamas and also HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LAST SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM! WHAT KIND OF DAMP TRASH DETECTIVE, AM I???????? WILL I EVEN DESERVE TO WEAR THE DAMP TRASH D…