It's all happening! Having wowed the punters with your slick listing presentation, all you need to do now is get their signature - easy as (ABC)!

Then quickly engage some artistic license and weave a wonderous vision of your new property with carefully crafted words and pictures (I mean you are a marketing expert, right?).

Listing live! Congratulations! But don't sit back for too long and gloat, the vultures are already circling....