This week, we discuss AI labs driving cloud revenue, hyperscalers laying off instead of building, and kids defeating age verification. Plus, Brandon has too many thoughts on Workday.

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Runner-up Titles

• The world is just paper.
• TODO debris pile
• Fancy countries you live in
• Enron Conspiracy Shredder.
• Cote’s mom’s gonna love this
• Brandon works out his Workday trauma.
• Cash money, hamburger, hamburger bang bang
• ChatGPT PS Edition
• Forward Deployed Engineer for Workday
• It’ll probably work, that’s the future

Rundown

• Earnings
  • Cloud Giants Update
  • Amazon earnings beat expectations with strong cloud growth
  • Microsoft calls for $190 billion in 2026 capital spending on soaring memory prices
  • Alphabet ups 2026 capex to as much as $190 billion
  • Meta stock drops on quarterly results
  • Anthropic Commits to Spending $200 Billion on Google’s Cloud and Chips
• How children are getting creative and fooling age verification checks
• Services
  • Anthropic launches enterprise AI firm with Blackstone, Goldman Sachs
  • Anthropic and OpenAI are both launching joint ventures for enterprise AI services

Relevant to your Interests

• Q1 2026 earnings call: Remarks from our CEO
• Microsoft says it has over 20M paid Copilot users, and they really are using it
• Sources: Anthropic could raise a new $50B round at a valuation of $900B
• Microsoft open-sources "the earliest DOS source code discovered to date"
• IBM Bob hits 80,000 developers with 45% productivity gains
• Shares of eBay take off on a $56 billion buyout bid from GameStop's Ryan Cohen
• Wall Street Rollup (@WallStRollup) on X
• The Venture-Capital Populist
• Cursor's $60 billion bet is on the harness, not the model
• What you're actually writing when you write a SKILL.md
• So Long Jeeves and Ask.com, Relics of Yesterday’s Internet
• No more Jeeves: Ask.com officially shuttered
• OpenAI locks GPT-5.5-Cyber behind velvet rope
• Workload Identity Federation
• AWS Cost Optimization Hub now supports CSV download - AWS
• IREN Announces Acquisition of Mirantis to Strengthen AI Cloud Delivery Capabilities

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Nonsense

• Your Name in Landsat

Listener Feedback

• JD recommends varlock

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Recommendations

• Brandon:
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  • The 2026 AI Draft
  • Epson 400 II
• Matt: Casablanca.
• Coté: iA Writer.

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