Michael Carrick has said that, "do it for Frank” is unlikely to form part of his team talk as United head to West Ham this evening. But perhaps it should- as no one should be embarrassed the club like this kid has, while professing to be a real United supporter.

It is clear that when fan Frank Ilett vowed not to cut his hair until his team had won five games in a row, he did not expect to be approaching 500 days without stepping into a barber’s, or for his look to have grown quite so ridiculous, or to have accumulated more social media followers than some Manchester United first-team players.

After four consecutive wins, though, he is extremely close to his self-inflicted ordeal finally being over. We know he's not a real fan and wants this to carry on forever, however, all real United fans are praying we get it done today, so that he can piss back into obscurity.