Episode Description
- Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
- Buff Hutts, discussed
- What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
- Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
- Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
- Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
- Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
- Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
- Tobacco companies: call us
- Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
- The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
- Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
- Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz