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- 0:15 "Why are you scared? I love games!"
- 6:37 "Why can't I do this?"
- 7:41 "By the way, Ryan, fuck you"
- 9:04 "I wanna die, this is awful"
- 9:34 "I ask the questions here, shut up"
- 11:03 "Y'all need to cheer up"
- 11:38 "No one wins this game"
- 13:13 "What is the question again?"
- 15:55 "You've led us all in circles!"
- 17:35 "Fuck no, I have honor!"
- 19:31 "I will never surrender"
- 24:32 "... did that team have a quarterback?"
- 25:22 "It is right, but it's not correct"
- 25:55 "Someone's asking me to take a lifeline right now so this will be over. No."
- 28:33 "No, we have to keep going"
- 31:03 "We got a long way to go"
- 31:38 "Saboteur!"
- Breaking LeBron James news, to some of you, surely
- Introducing the Monster Energy Independent, whether they like it or not
- Mike Lombardi's here to do two things: pan-fry his brain on Instagram and cure impostor syndrome
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- The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
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