This week on The Rumor Mill, Joe and Nathan are left to fend for themselves with no voicemails and no real drag news to report—so naturally, chaos ensues. Joe unveils his brand-new “Sad Rumor Mill” theme song (AI lyrics included), while Nathan pretends not to be emotionally scarred by a listener email dredging up that infamous Wigloose rant.

The two spiral into everything from tinnitus hacks to Starbucks prank videos before landing on a top five “least favorite queens” list that’s equal parts petty and cathartic. Joe even breaks out his mixer to attempt a Queen Kong impression, with… mixed results.

Later, Joe comes clean about some rough outtakes from Slaysian Royale, playing clips of himself being a total diva toward poor Evan Markson. Will Evan quit the network? Justice for Evan!

It’s a short-turned-long episode that proves what happens when you don’t send in your voicemails—Joe and Nathan go rogue.

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