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She clearly takes after her old man in that regord","honors-date-for-the-debs-is-a-looker-she-clearly-takes-after-her-old-man-in-that-regord","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68df8cad59fa988cc401565a/media.mp3",13019264,406,"2025-10-03T08:43:24Z",{"_61":237,"_46":238,"_48":239,"_44":240,"_75":76,"_77":241,"_79":242,"_81":243,"_83":84,"_85":35},"2150e301-3aca-438f-a8fa-b5bafb8481d8","Ronan pours the wine and goes, ‘It’s a surprising little number with notes of candyfloss, anchovies and balsawood’","ronan-pours-the-wine-and-goes-its-a-surprising-little-number-with-notes-of-candyfloss-anchovies-and-balsawood","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68d69eb62552b72c20f9d452/media.mp3",13533056,422,"2025-09-26T14:09:58Z",{"_61":245,"_46":246,"_48":247,"_44":248,"_75":76,"_77":249,"_79":80,"_81":250,"_83":84,"_85":35},"af626606-f11a-467c-adde-82978d2e3918","‘You were mugged in Dalkey? Things like that don’t happen there’","you-were-mugged-in-dalkey-things-like-that-dont-happen-there","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68cd63e1146cfd1a651f298c/media.mp3",11608649,"2025-09-19T14:08:33Z",{"_61":252,"_46":253,"_48":254,"_44":255,"_75":76,"_77":256,"_79":147,"_81":257,"_83":84,"_85":35},"778c193b-5c42-4e61-ae80-12eb032bd551","‘I didn’t do a tap in school and yet life worked out pretty well for me’","i-didnt-do-a-tap-in-school-and-yet-life-worked-out-pretty-well-for-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68c455166078db9201ceeae6/media.mp3",11692928,"2025-09-12T17:15:01Z",{"_61":259,"_46":260,"_48":261,"_44":262,"_75":76,"_77":263,"_79":264,"_81":265,"_83":84,"_85":35},"4776ce95-f70c-4de0-a278-044c3cf24633","‘The old man running a restaurant is like asking me to teach physics through Irish’","the-old-man-running-a-restaurant-is-like-asking-me-to-teach-physics-through-irish","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68bafa134a99d1df75578479/media.mp3",11116160,347,"2025-09-05T14:56:18Z",{"_61":267,"_46":268,"_48":269,"_44":270,"_75":76,"_77":271,"_79":92,"_81":272,"_83":84,"_85":35},"a0d4ddb6-1e90-4095-9b65-2b900d7eb97e","‘Rugby is the best idea we’ve ever come up with as a species,’ I go, channelling Fr Fehily","rugby-is-the-best-idea-weve-ever-come-up-with-as-a-species-i-go-channelling-fr-fehily","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68b16d1887128a4176d89728/media.mp3",7891811,"2025-08-29T11:00:00Z",{"_61":274,"_46":275,"_48":276,"_44":277,"_75":76,"_77":278,"_79":115,"_81":279,"_83":84,"_85":35},"f306f3df-de43-4a2d-9ce0-67fe61fc9de8","Sorcha goes, ‘The Dalkey Lobster Festival is this weekend. How am I going to show my face?’","sorcha-goes-the-dalkey-lobster-festival-is-this-weekend-how-am-i-going-to-show-my-face","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68a839b3e2f63983a7835ad8/media.mp3",12447872,"2025-08-22T09:34:43Z",{"_61":281,"_46":282,"_48":283,"_44":284,"_75":76,"_77":285,"_79":286,"_81":287,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3f9bba4d-b9f5-469b-9002-9b433d46ded3","‘I think you should have a conversation with Honor about her drinking,’ Sorcha goes","i-think-you-should-have-a-conversation-with-honor-about-her-drinking-sorcha-goes","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/689ee6c3436325e278780ff1/media.mp3",8645300,359,"2025-08-15T07:50:27Z",{"_61":289,"_46":290,"_48":291,"_44":292,"_75":76,"_77":293,"_79":294,"_81":295,"_83":84,"_85":35},"bb704339-8009-4064-b0b8-377fed73c830","‘I got thrun out of Amedica,’ Ronan goes. ‘Me visa was revoked’","i-got-thrun-out-of-amedica-ronan-goes-me-visa-was-revoked","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6895c1d4c6d7c56cda77f44e/media.mp3",10370420,431,"2025-08-08T09:22:28Z",{"_61":297,"_46":298,"_48":299,"_44":300,"_75":76,"_77":301,"_79":302,"_81":303,"_83":84,"_85":35},"16b48ab7-eab0-4b58-aa4f-f27046d5d985","When Honor drops the news, I sit there with my mouth open like someone from Roscommon seeing escalators for the first time","when-honor-drops-the-news-i-sit-there-with-my-mouth-open-like-someone-from-roscommon-seeing-escalators-for-the-first-time","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/688c8d89fc150bcf7f2aed36/media.mp3",8190452,340,"2025-08-01T11:00:00Z",{"_61":305,"_46":306,"_48":307,"_44":308,"_75":76,"_77":309,"_79":310,"_81":311,"_83":84,"_85":35},"d408644c-3897-4160-a0f6-de8389f922a3","The old dear made a seating plan for her own funeral. She didn’t want ugly people in the first three pews","the-old-dear-made-a-seating-plan-for-her-own-funeral-she-didnt-want-ugly-people-in-the-first-three-pews","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6883747e6e658a8b3c84607c/media.mp3",8986861,374,"2025-07-25T15:00:00Z",{"_61":313,"_46":314,"_48":315,"_44":316,"_75":76,"_77":317,"_79":318,"_81":319,"_83":84,"_85":35},"834426fb-6836-4ca8-a5e1-e716acaf83c1","I get this sudden flashback to when I was six or seven and I’d hold the wheel steady for the old dear while she drove home, half-cut","i-get-this-sudden-flashback-to-when-i-was-six-or-seven-and-id-hold-the-wheel-steady-for-the-old-dear-while-she-drove-home-half-cut","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/687a0add81b46e59567a1c5c/media.mp3",12292736,384,"2025-07-18T11:00:00Z",{"_61":321,"_46":322,"_48":323,"_44":324,"_75":76,"_77":325,"_79":326,"_81":327,"_83":84,"_85":35},"8c17d4fd-0533-497b-9a79-932d07678e8d","The old dear goes, ‘Sorcha? I don’t know anyone of that name. Is she one of your tarts, Ross?’","the-old-dear-goes-sorcha-i-dont-know-anyone-of-that-name-is-she-one-of-your-tarts-ross","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/687141e8b6e89a4128167a9a/media.mp3",13167488,411,"2025-07-11T17:00:00Z",{"_61":329,"_46":330,"_48":331,"_44":332,"_75":76,"_77":333,"_79":334,"_81":335,"_83":84,"_85":35},"cc5cff55-0f71-4e9c-afc1-98fb3e5924fa","Oisinn goes, ‘Dude, you’re saying goodbye. You do realise that? You’re saying goodbye to your old dear’","oisinn-goes-dude-youre-saying-goodbye-you-do-realise-that-youre-saying-goodbye-to-your-old-dear","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6867d0ff42a75ee9df6dd407/media.mp3",10016162,357,"2025-07-04T13:02:55Z",{"_61":337,"_46":338,"_48":339,"_44":340,"_75":76,"_77":341,"_79":342,"_81":343,"_83":84,"_85":35},"552dc75b-5456-4dbf-8d8f-21c9b3e28788","Brett goes, ‘She’s close to the end, Ross. I was thinking we should arrange a living funeral for her’","brett-goes-shes-close-to-the-end-ross-i-was-thinking-we-should-arrange-a-living-funeral-for-her","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/685ea9b647311de1b65cd702/media.mp3",12141440,379,"2025-06-27T14:24:54Z",{"_61":345,"_46":346,"_48":347,"_44":348,"_75":76,"_77":349,"_79":350,"_81":351,"_83":84,"_85":35},"0ea2cb87-ebcb-40a1-9162-0a82c16e46fd","I’m always telling Sorcha to tone down the southside when we come out to Bray but she never listens","im-always-telling-sorcha-to-tone-down-the-southside-when-we-come-out-to-bray-but-she-never-listens","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68555bb5412e0f0fbfc58944/media.mp3",13225088,413,"2025-06-20T13:01:40Z",{"_61":353,"_46":354,"_48":355,"_44":356,"_75":76,"_77":357,"_79":358,"_81":359,"_83":84,"_85":35},"bc50c932-8e2f-454a-ba73-d7a3bdde4772","‘I haven’t really been living before now,’ Brett tells his wife. ‘Ross has slept with more than 800 women’","i-havent-really-been-living-before-now-brett-tells-his-wife-ross-has-slept-with-more-than-800-women","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/684c27f3ee64da20d5cbfeb0/media.mp3",12040832,376,"2025-06-13T13:30:26Z",{"_61":361,"_46":362,"_48":363,"_44":364,"_75":76,"_77":365,"_79":366,"_81":367,"_83":84,"_85":35},"029a1543-c54a-4bb7-a50c-8861d8563b3e","‘I’m not even a bit stressed,’ Honor goes, ‘I haven’t done a focking tap for these exams’","im-not-even-a-bit-stressed-honor-goes-i-havent-done-a-focking-tap-for-these-exams","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6842ac856604f43e34c04f2f/media.mp3",10961024,342,"2025-06-06T11:00:00Z",{"_61":369,"_46":370,"_48":371,"_44":372,"_75":76,"_77":373,"_79":374,"_81":375,"_83":84,"_85":35},"f5edfe06-3f2b-4cef-821b-e68c5e84f4f2","He obviously decided that he’d wasted his life, focusing on career, marriage and family goals","he-obviously-decided-that-hed-wasted-his-life-focusing-on-career-marriage-and-family-goals","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6839d4ac998551779f90cca0/media.mp3",12171392,380,"2025-05-30T19:00:00Z",{"_61":377,"_46":378,"_48":379,"_44":380,"_75":76,"_77":381,"_79":92,"_81":382,"_83":84,"_85":35},"48aaeb2c-3d32-404d-b8f9-c0f9cc550ac8","We’ve been through so much. I slept with two of JP’s ex-girlfriends, and Christian’s actual mother and even that didn’t break us up","weve-been-through-so-much-i-slept-with-two-of-jps-ex-girlfriends-and-christians-actual-mother-and-even-that-didnt-break-us-up","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/68302e14fc865cdd04d369e7/media.mp3",12611456,"2025-05-23T11:00:00Z",{"_61":384,"_46":385,"_48":386,"_44":387,"_75":76,"_77":388,"_79":389,"_81":390,"_83":84,"_85":41},"06977616-e2b7-4711-8bc9-d0d0a8fdbe58","Honor goes, ‘People will talk about my speech for years to come. And that’s just in the libel courts’","honor-goes-people-will-talk-about-my-speech-for-years-to-come-and-thats-just-in-the-libel-courts","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/682a1410696b5d1232920354/media.mp3",12665984,395,"2025-05-18T17:08:30Z",{"_61":392,"_46":393,"_48":394,"_44":395,"_75":76,"_77":396,"_79":397,"_81":398,"_83":84,"_85":35},"75bd2178-0125-4984-b9ec-93aed2ec17db","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘My old dear doesn’t have the embarrassment gene. It’s a South Dublin thing’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-my-old-dear-doesnt-have-the-embarrassment-gene-its-a-south-dublin-thing","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/681e0f79365a6906d37ca045/media.mp3",13056128,408,"2025-05-09T14:21:44Z",{"_61":400,"_46":401,"_48":402,"_44":403,"_75":76,"_77":404,"_79":405,"_81":406,"_83":84,"_85":35},"c62282e5-30c3-4da6-8087-9820e963c6e6","Honor is staring at Brett like he’s an ATM and she’s sitting in a JCB, trying to work the levers","honor-is-staring-at-brett-like-hes-an-atm-and-shes-sitting-in-a-jcb-trying-to-work-the-levers","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/681480ff6ac0e5213b1d7eb1/media.mp3",12066176,377,"2025-04-25T23:00:00Z",{"_61":408,"_46":409,"_48":410,"_44":411,"_75":76,"_77":412,"_79":413,"_81":414,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1e3cc965-247c-4dd7-8d7b-ddcab6b3e5b5","‘That picture The Last Supper is weird. They’re all sitting on the same side of the table’","that-picture-the-last-supper-is-weird-theyre-all-sitting-on-the-same-side-of-the-table","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6802194a6aefdc1cfcf0592f/media.mp3",12576896,393,"2025-04-18T09:20:10Z",{"_61":416,"_46":417,"_48":418,"_44":419,"_75":76,"_77":420,"_79":334,"_81":421,"_83":84,"_85":41},"11268af6-7707-4351-b288-7f8095cadcb2","Honor goes, ‘I’m editing the school yearbook photographs of anyone who pissed me off’","honor-goes-im-editing-the-school-yearbook-photographs-of-anyone-who-pissed-me-off","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67fba58f629a2f363656312b/media.mp3",11444864,"2025-04-13T11:52:47Z",{"_61":423,"_46":424,"_48":425,"_44":426,"_75":76,"_77":427,"_79":428,"_81":429,"_83":84,"_85":41},"34ffe9f6-c874-490b-96b5-d700d1ecc792","‘Imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can,’ the old dear sings. Her earrings cost more than my cor","imagine-no-possessions-i-wonder-if-you-can-the-old-dear-sings-her-earrings-cost-more-than-my-cor","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67efec55dd74d6439c356390/media.mp3",12007808,375,"2025-04-04T14:27:33Z",{"_61":431,"_46":432,"_48":433,"_44":434,"_75":76,"_77":435,"_79":436,"_81":437,"_83":84,"_85":41},"dd136387-4510-4627-9168-85913bcb0146","‘I most certainly do have an American accent,’ I tell my supposed half-brother. ‘I’m from south Dublin’","i-most-certainly-do-have-an-american-accent-i-tell-my-supposed-half-brother-im-from-south-dublin","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67e679ba59009cabb299d285/media.mp3",11955584,373,"2025-03-28T10:28:10Z",{"_61":439,"_46":440,"_48":441,"_44":442,"_75":76,"_77":443,"_79":444,"_81":445,"_83":84,"_85":41},"efde2c34-3392-4d61-b5c9-ce04680d2f05","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I hate my children too. Like, how could three kids of mine turn out to be such dicks?’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-i-hate-my-children-too-like-how-could-three-kids-of-mine-turn-out-to-be-such-dicks","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67dc25aa2b3a46d7353e2cc5/media.mp3",12384896,387,"2025-03-21T06:00:00Z",{"_61":447,"_46":448,"_48":449,"_44":450,"_75":76,"_77":451,"_79":452,"_81":453,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7ecd1317-316f-46e6-9ff3-09a0a7276a0c","Most schools fear Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara like they would a typhoid outbreak","most-schools-fear-hennessy-coghlan-ohara-like-they-would-a-typhoid-outbreak","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67d58cae1807f0dc08a35fc7/media.mp3",13498496,421,"2025-03-15T14:20:30Z",{"_61":455,"_46":456,"_48":457,"_44":458,"_75":76,"_77":459,"_79":460,"_81":461,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d75ab744-74df-4a29-b21d-66e53c5fad1a","I’m there to Honor, ‘You’ve never been good at school. I always thought you took after me’","im-there-to-honor-youve-never-been-good-at-school-i-always-thought-you-took-after-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67cb06e3baaeff02dcf1bafe/media.mp3",11884928,371,"2025-03-07T14:46:59Z",{"_61":463,"_46":464,"_48":465,"_44":466,"_75":76,"_77":467,"_79":163,"_81":468,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0e6d72b9-ae5d-47e7-9547-65a2d491822b","‘I haven’t come here today to listen to you badmouth my mother – the axe-faced old trout'","i-havent-come-here-today-to-listen-to-you-badmouth-my-mother-the-axe-faced-old-trout","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67c1d0fee5091241f35addd5/media.mp3",12327296,"2025-02-28T15:06:37Z",{"_61":470,"_46":471,"_48":472,"_44":473,"_75":76,"_77":474,"_79":342,"_81":475,"_83":84,"_85":41},"83a5965e-0a84-44df-ae14-c99b9ee16658","‘My old dear said you had a kid together. Well, I’m its half-brother. Or half-sister if it’s a girl’","my-old-dear-said-you-had-a-kid-together-well-im-its-half-brother-or-half-sister-if-its-a-girl","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67b8488961b0b003497414ec/media.mp3",12149120,"2025-02-21T09:34:01Z",{"_61":477,"_46":478,"_48":479,"_44":480,"_75":76,"_77":481,"_79":358,"_81":482,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2d8e3761-57f7-4c6a-af5f-fc512c2d1f80","‘Only cheat with someone who’s married. It’s the principle of mutually assured destruction’","only-cheat-with-someone-whos-married-its-the-principle-of-mutually-assured-destruction","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67af12c25bd6cff300325883/media.mp3",12060032,"2025-02-14T09:54:09Z",{"_61":484,"_46":485,"_48":486,"_44":487,"_75":76,"_77":488,"_79":489,"_81":490,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3c5ad1d4-079c-4c2a-90bd-be6a3a311e3d","‘I strip down to my boxers. I can always drive home commando. Wouldn’t be the first time’","i-strip-down-to-my-boxers-i-can-always-drive-home-commando-wouldnt-be-the-first-time","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67a5efe93ef0b176eadd0ab6/media.mp3",11743616,366,"2025-02-07T11:35:05Z",{"_61":492,"_46":493,"_48":494,"_44":495,"_75":76,"_77":496,"_79":436,"_81":497,"_83":84,"_85":41},"652e36d2-416b-4c00-8f88-5a8c2de4aee6","When Ronan was 10, I said, ‘I need to have the chat with you about sex.’ And he said, ‘What are you wanting to know, Rosser?’","when-ronan-was-10-i-said-i-need-to-have-the-chat-with-you-about-sex-and-he-said-what-are-you-wanting-to-know-rosser","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/679cf28bc4b7d8845b4a3d66/media.mp3",11940224,"2025-01-31T15:55:54Z",{"_61":499,"_46":500,"_48":501,"_44":502,"_75":76,"_77":503,"_79":80,"_81":504,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5aa13ccd-2482-4ccc-848a-ee845779811d","The dude goes, ‘The famous Rosser, what?’ looking me over like I’m a buffet item gone cold","the-dude-goes-the-famous-rosser-what-looking-me-over-like-im-a-buffet-item-gone-cold","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6792bbe1a6c96ea780328b51/media.mp3",11586371,"2025-01-24T05:00:00Z",{"_61":506,"_46":507,"_48":508,"_44":509,"_75":76,"_77":510,"_79":107,"_81":511,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d65bca62-6143-4804-b30f-43f1bf509203","‘You wouldn’t last one day as a girl,’ Honor tells me","you-wouldnt-last-one-day-as-a-girl-honor-tells-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/678a83285c9549fc00480106/media.mp3",11616896,"2025-01-17T16:19:52Z",{"_61":513,"_46":514,"_48":515,"_44":516,"_75":76,"_77":517,"_79":444,"_81":518,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c85511a5-ca41-4db3-a9e9-444f47178dd3","‘You’re both loved and feared, Honor – and I’m so proud’","youre-both-loved-and-feared-honor-and-im-so-proud","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6780fca0e83bfb002d3b2c71/media.mp3",12389504,"2025-01-10T10:55:28Z",{"_61":520,"_46":521,"_48":522,"_44":523,"_75":76,"_77":524,"_79":195,"_81":525,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8a14694e-83c0-4b1c-a0a5-cbad21062c35","‘Why do you want to go disinterring the past, Ross?’","why-do-you-want-to-go-disinterring-the-past-ross","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67783e63539aba773d355a86/media.mp3",11836544,"2025-01-03T19:45:38Z",{"_61":527,"_46":528,"_48":529,"_44":530,"_75":76,"_77":531,"_79":532,"_81":533,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a01111a2-d266-4d9b-8294-c4d533f01f73","Sorcha is standing at the island with a boning knife in one hand and an espresso in the other, grinning at us like a serial killer","sorcha-is-standing-at-the-island-with-a-boning-knife-in-one-hand-and-an-espresso-in-the-other-grinning-at-us-like-a-serial-killer","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/675ac53fb76360996d581ad3/media.mp3",11315072,353,"2024-12-20T07:00:40Z",{"_61":535,"_46":536,"_48":537,"_44":538,"_75":76,"_77":539,"_79":374,"_81":540,"_83":84,"_85":41},"dc4abbfa-e148-4ee6-b78e-cc367945dd0d","The old dear goes, ‘I don’t want my vital work on the campaign Move Funderland to the Northside to die with me’","the-old-dear-goes-i-dont-want-my-vital-work-on-the-campaign-move-funderland-to-the-northside-to-die-with-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/675ac4b967047a6a2594f867/media.mp3",12161408,"2024-12-13T07:00:20Z",{"_61":542,"_46":543,"_48":544,"_44":545,"_75":76,"_77":546,"_79":131,"_81":547,"_83":84,"_85":41},"622fc6c4-fb86-4518-a06f-b60e78a30f47","‘I remember Past Ross thinking, you need to stort being nicer to Future Ross. He’s a genuinely good bloke’","i-remember-past-ross-thinking-you-need-to-stort-being-nicer-to-future-ross-hes-a-genuinely-good-bloke","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6755e50299fbf63ced6552b1/media.mp3",11210003,"2024-12-08T18:27:45Z",{"_61":549,"_46":550,"_48":551,"_44":552,"_75":76,"_77":553,"_79":179,"_81":554,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6a88e908-8d77-4525-8124-4922b89f75e6","‘Sorcha, I’m wondering is climate justice maybe a bit above Santa’s pay grade?’","sorcha-im-wondering-is-climate-justice-maybe-a-bit-above-santas-pay-grade","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6749fae61c6967d8146dc23f/media.mp3",12245888,"2024-11-29T17:33:25Z",{"_61":556,"_46":557,"_48":558,"_44":559,"_75":76,"_77":560,"_79":436,"_81":561,"_83":84,"_85":41},"10ce7bdd-d9a4-4079-bc7a-502c993404c3","Sorcha goes, ‘I make no apologies for saying it, Honor. You are a danger to democracy’","sorcha-goes-i-make-no-apologies-for-saying-it-honor-you-are-a-danger-to-democracy","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67408b9566b40d0b00640e36/media.mp3",11947904,"2024-11-22T13:48:38Z",{"_61":563,"_46":564,"_48":565,"_44":566,"_75":76,"_77":567,"_79":532,"_81":568,"_83":84,"_85":41},"257f9979-8254-476c-88d8-709673afbe85","When they see the copper, the triplets think it’s about them gobbing on the cauliflower and turmeric latte crowd - which I’m not even sure is a crime’","when-they-see-the-copper-the-triplets-think-its-about-them-gobbing-on-the-cauliflower-and-turmeric-latte-crowd-which-im-not-even-sure-is-a-crime","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67375ea8cb2eb55da678d89d/media.mp3",11296008,"2024-11-15T15:00:52Z",{"_61":570,"_46":571,"_48":572,"_44":573,"_75":76,"_77":574,"_79":80,"_81":575,"_83":84,"_85":41},"036daaf1-3cae-4edf-8d70-e41bd763770b","‘We’ve no idea what caused the fire. And we’re sticking to that story’","weve-no-idea-what-caused-the-fire-and-were-sticking-to-that-story","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/672deb193534701770f61d2f/media.mp3",11604958,"2024-11-08T12:00:00Z",{"_61":577,"_46":578,"_48":579,"_44":580,"_75":76,"_77":581,"_79":131,"_81":582,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e26c7ff7-0a08-43f6-92c1-84c37c179144","‘People in the crowd are staring at Honor like she’s a cold sore on debs night’","people-in-the-crowd-are-staring-at-honor-like-shes-a-cold-sore-on-debs-night","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6724dcf188da449c967f7530/media.mp3",11221376,"2024-11-01T13:51:44Z",{"_61":584,"_46":585,"_48":586,"_44":587,"_75":76,"_77":588,"_79":342,"_81":589,"_83":84,"_85":41},"272961d8-62d0-453a-924c-7e5a6267e607","‘The thought of booking a table for one at Shanahan’s on the Green got me through my prison sentence’","the-thought-of-booking-a-table-for-one-at-shanahans-on-the-green-got-me-through-my-prison-sentence","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/671cc3e2ad476088079062ca/media.mp3",12145280,"2024-10-26T10:26:42Z",{"_61":591,"_46":592,"_48":593,"_44":594,"_75":76,"_77":595,"_79":596,"_81":597,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c5c1f157-2337-4bcf-853f-1d8c8712c51f","JP is staring at me like I’ve said I’m really enjoying his old dear’s OnlyFans account","jp-is-staring-at-me-like-ive-said-im-really-enjoying-his-old-dears-onlyfans-account","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67128161fb3e57696179a7fd/media.mp3",12832640,401,"2024-10-18T15:40:52Z",{"_61":599,"_46":600,"_48":601,"_44":602,"_75":76,"_77":603,"_79":604,"_81":605,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0836a565-b424-4622-ad03-1efcd53a1df5","‘A threesome?’ Sorcha goes. ‘Why would you think I’d be into having a threesome?’","a-threesome-sorcha-goes-why-would-you-think-id-be-into-having-a-threesome","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/67093f3e011dc7d64455c691/media.mp3",11866496,370,"2024-10-11T15:07:41Z",{"_61":607,"_46":608,"_48":609,"_44":610,"_75":76,"_77":611,"_79":612,"_81":613,"_83":84,"_85":41},"df8564b9-c877-4fe9-b1f7-5470250ebb6e","‘Things have changed since you were at school, Sorcha,’ the old man goes. ‘We recognise that traditional media is our enemy now’","things-have-changed-since-you-were-at-school-sorcha-the-old-man-goes-we-recognise-that-traditional-media-is-our-enemy-now","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66ffe85f8071cc42a65f9356/media.mp3",13421696,419,"2024-10-04T14:00:19Z",{"_61":615,"_46":616,"_48":617,"_44":618,"_75":76,"_77":619,"_79":620,"_81":621,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6b39cf3c-0e66-4f8c-a8ef-abf441e46cf6","The competition gets under way. The entrants are each told to remove a sock and put it in the pint glass in front of them","the-competition-gets-under-way-the-entrants-are-each-told-to-remove-a-sock-and-put-it-in-the-pint-glass-in-front-of-them","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66fadd066ef979d0991249db/media.mp3",13318016,416,"2024-09-30T17:16:54Z",{"_61":623,"_46":624,"_48":625,"_44":626,"_75":76,"_77":627,"_79":444,"_81":628,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a51676b6-39f1-4c60-83c7-d17f9d81a6f7","‘Your father is a moral eunuch, Ross. Those aren’t my words. That was a main finding of the Mahon tribunal’","your-father-is-a-moral-eunuch-ross-those-arent-my-words-that-was-a-main-finding-of-the-mahon-tribunal","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66ed8930e76ffcead565872d/media.mp3",12408704,"2024-09-20T16:05:02Z",{"_61":630,"_46":631,"_48":632,"_44":633,"_75":76,"_77":634,"_79":436,"_81":635,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9c2b0595-03f4-4688-bd28-e2e41eff423d","The porty invitations were returned with the words, ‘Honor O’Carroll-Kelly? Are you focking kidding me?’","the-porty-invitations-were-returned-with-the-words-honor-ocarroll-kelly-are-you-focking-kidding-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66e41af151960f14a813316b/media.mp3",11948672,"2024-09-13T11:00:42Z",{"_61":637,"_46":638,"_48":639,"_44":640,"_75":76,"_77":641,"_79":92,"_81":642,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2c2f34ee-789e-4f11-bcb0-27d85417db82","A lot of things are storting to make sense, including the violin case Leo carries around with him like a Chicago gangster","a-lot-of-things-are-storting-to-make-sense-including-the-violin-case-leo-carries-around-with-him-like-a-chicago-gangster","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66d97bf5d740de0852a7fc8c/media.mp3",12631424,"2024-09-06T11:00:48Z",{"_61":644,"_46":645,"_48":646,"_44":647,"_75":76,"_77":648,"_79":92,"_81":649,"_83":84,"_85":41},"294a6bc3-7d7a-4ec0-87d8-c5c06f6f7c4e","‘Our daughter is nothing like Donald Trump, Sorcha – aport from the tan and the vengefulness’","our-daughter-is-nothing-like-donald-trump-sorcha-aport-from-the-tan-and-the-vengefulness","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66d02bd16138521368e7bee2/media.mp3",12632192,"2024-08-30T11:00:18Z",{"_61":651,"_46":652,"_48":653,"_44":654,"_75":76,"_77":655,"_79":460,"_81":656,"_83":84,"_85":41},"74ef3a90-ab9e-496c-bee8-b9713d3d18dd","Sorcha knows my game. She can read me like the instructions on an airplane vomit bag","sorcha-knows-my-game-she-can-read-me-like-the-instructions-on-an-airplane-vomit-bag","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66c89b8161e041a75ce304f8/media.mp3",11898752,"2024-08-23T14:24:00Z",{"_61":658,"_46":659,"_48":660,"_44":661,"_75":76,"_77":662,"_79":310,"_81":663,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f74d99a0-cb0f-4e3a-b0b8-5015ba03c11c","It’s a miracle Sorcha’s old man has never killed me, though he did buy me a plot in Shanganagh Cemetery for my 40th","its-a-miracle-sorchas-old-man-has-never-killed-me-though-he-did-buy-me-a-plot-in-shanganagh-cemetery-for-my-40th","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66bb5471a7f4fbb991f1d908/media.mp3",11979873,"2024-08-16T11:00:11Z",{"_61":665,"_46":666,"_48":667,"_44":668,"_75":76,"_77":669,"_79":203,"_81":670,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6c7c181c-da4d-471a-9d74-7e2821f45fc3","‘Are you aware that your children are Protestants now?’","are-you-aware-that-your-children-are-protestants-now","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66b61007a20d945cbc9375dc/media.mp3",12478592,"2024-08-09T12:48:07Z",{"_61":672,"_46":673,"_48":674,"_44":675,"_75":76,"_77":676,"_79":358,"_81":677,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e13581d2-0ed6-4fa5-978a-c43ef57e416a","How do you become a Protestant? ‘You have to drink the blood of a Sussex chicken on Dalkey Island under a gibbous moon’","how-do-you-become-a-protestant-you-have-to-drink-the-blood-of-a-sussex-chicken-on-dalkey-island-under-a-gibbous-moon","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66acf047c6ff02525dc4d4d8/media.mp3",12059264,"2024-08-03T03:45:42Z",{"_61":679,"_46":680,"_48":681,"_44":682,"_75":76,"_77":683,"_79":155,"_81":684,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6c5bc267-cbc5-4192-896f-34a71c1fcab8","Honor has picked a theme for her year as Mount Anville head girl: ‘Vengeance’","honor-has-picked-a-theme-for-her-year-as-mount-anville-head-girl-vengeance","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66a34c61c2323834eed6a309/media.mp3",12826496,"2024-07-26T14:09:11Z",{"_61":686,"_46":687,"_48":688,"_44":689,"_75":76,"_77":690,"_79":691,"_81":692,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8f8714ad-e2a0-429f-bb2a-19d4c5c2b8e3","‘Protestants are not that much different from us. I mean, they’re definitely less craic, but they get sh*t done’","protestants-are-not-that-much-different-from-us-i-mean-theyre-definitely-less-craic-but-they-get-sht-done","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/669a8654a3714ab13ee87014/media.mp3",8855732,368,"2024-07-19T16:00:00Z",{"_61":694,"_46":695,"_48":696,"_44":697,"_75":76,"_77":698,"_79":436,"_81":699,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e8531726-3246-4f7b-b47f-89fba2569db1","‘What’s on offer,’ she goes, smiling, ‘is eternal life,’ and I do believe she’s flirting","whats-on-offer-she-goes-smiling-is-eternal-life-and-i-do-believe-shes-flirting","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66910b7cfbb3fc8e80586614/media.mp3",8982787,"2024-07-12T11:00:10Z",{"_61":701,"_46":702,"_48":703,"_44":704,"_75":76,"_77":705,"_79":413,"_81":706,"_83":84,"_85":41},"07ea1461-b664-48ad-8e3a-6982d6afe156","‘Ross, it’s not just a case of filling out a form and – hey, presto – you’re a Protestant’","ross-its-not-just-a-case-of-filling-out-a-form-and-hey-presto-youre-a-protestant","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6687f4c619ce290b0b6d4fdd/media.mp3",12587648,"2024-07-05T13:27:34Z",{"_61":708,"_46":709,"_48":710,"_44":711,"_75":76,"_77":712,"_79":460,"_81":713,"_83":84,"_85":41},"69b480f4-4f7f-4998-8d69-6535e528a9aa","Honor goes, ‘I was into Taylor Swift before, like, anyone?’","honor-goes-i-was-into-taylor-swift-before-like-anyone","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/667e7dabfad4724cde851bc0/media.mp3",11891072,"2024-06-28T11:00:45Z",{"_61":715,"_46":716,"_48":717,"_44":718,"_75":76,"_77":719,"_79":720,"_81":721,"_83":84,"_85":41},"261ef676-b0ad-4ca8-9d7a-c790d783cffc","Sorcha goes, ‘You had an erotic dream – about my mom?’","sorcha-goes-you-had-an-erotic-dream-about-my-mom","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66755827a4ecc3001242f736/media.mp3",12500096,390,"2024-06-21T11:00:23Z",{"_61":723,"_46":724,"_48":725,"_44":726,"_75":76,"_77":727,"_79":728,"_81":729,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1a3963b4-bbdd-4a39-bc60-b9ccbdab3e8a","Sorcha refuses to meet my eye. And I don’t blame her – setting up her own daughter like this","sorcha-refuses-to-meet-my-eye-and-i-dont-blame-her-setting-up-her-own-daughter-like-this","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/666c633e367ba800125abe8e/media.mp3",13268864,414,"2024-06-14T15:35:25Z",{"_61":731,"_46":732,"_48":733,"_44":734,"_75":76,"_77":735,"_79":171,"_81":736,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c0dc8ecd-97df-428a-a2a9-134276daee00","‘I want it gone, Ross. I want you to get it lasered off’","i-want-it-gone-ross-i-want-you-to-get-it-lasered-off","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/666308db7ff0400012bbf45c/media.mp3",12260480,"2024-06-07T13:19:23Z",{"_61":738,"_46":739,"_48":740,"_44":741,"_75":76,"_77":742,"_79":743,"_81":744,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6fd5eecb-56f5-40b3-b762-3b04d0c44750","Honor and Liesel are both smiling and it’s like driving towards a cor with its lights on full beam. I end up having to turn away","honor-and-liesel-are-both-smiling-and-its-like-driving-towards-a-cor-with-its-lights-on-full-beam-i-end-up-having-to-turn-away","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6659a70b14c06b0013a86147/media.mp3",13404032,418,"2024-05-31T11:00:00Z",{"_61":746,"_46":747,"_48":748,"_44":749,"_75":76,"_77":750,"_79":413,"_81":751,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3b1f0f26-4e35-47c4-aba4-a3e2f119744a","‘Goys – it’s time that I got the tattoo’","goys-its-time-that-i-got-the-tattoo","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/665055a5251d820012953baf/media.mp3",12601472,"2024-05-24T11:00:00Z",{"_61":753,"_46":754,"_48":755,"_44":756,"_75":76,"_77":757,"_79":342,"_81":758,"_83":84,"_85":41},"99d2068b-619b-406c-9161-94b5842d0c31","‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?","ross-someone-has-put-up-a-poster-of-honor-on-foster-avenue-apporently-kompromat-is-the-solution","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/66476ef4b684290013427602/media.mp3",12132224,"2024-05-17T14:51:31Z",{"_61":760,"_46":761,"_48":762,"_44":763,"_75":76,"_77":764,"_79":765,"_81":766,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2b9c5687-702e-4c92-84bf-ea97cbd88b18","‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’","what-if-she-wins-ross-ive-already-heard-some-of-the-other-moms-refer-to-her-as-the-trump-candidate","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/663de0bc15398a0012fb00fc/media.mp3",12771200,399,"2024-05-10T11:00:00Z",{"_61":768,"_46":769,"_48":770,"_44":771,"_75":76,"_77":772,"_79":720,"_81":773,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c2395390-b2b4-4514-975f-c442601888e3","Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?","cant-a-father-and-son-go-for-a-pint-without-there-being-some-i-dont-know-anterior-motive","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6634b63521435d00120a5018/media.mp3",12485504,"2024-05-03T11:00:20Z",{"_61":775,"_46":776,"_48":777,"_44":778,"_75":76,"_77":779,"_79":374,"_81":780,"_83":84,"_85":41},"afef0bfd-a720-444f-b376-af0a748464c1","Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievement","honor-is-only-running-for-mount-anville-head-girl-to-downgrade-her-old-dears-greatest-life-achievement","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/662c1914a1c8cf0012d59332/media.mp3",12165248,"2024-04-27T05:00:42Z",{"_61":782,"_46":783,"_48":784,"_44":785,"_75":76,"_77":786,"_79":171,"_81":787,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3fc9b4d9-9d2d-4228-8162-fb5242e4bf90","‘There’s a video of me doing the rounds on this famous Tick Tocks dot com’","theres-a-video-of-me-doing-the-rounds-on-this-famous-tick-tocks-dot-com","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/662680675dd0140012bcfd81/media.mp3",9213930,"2024-04-22T15:21:11Z",{"_61":789,"_46":790,"_48":791,"_44":792,"_75":76,"_77":793,"_79":405,"_81":794,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5824589e-7fe2-4596-81f5-58bbae81b278","‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’","you-should-be-ashamed-of-yourselves-were-old-enough-to-be-your-parents-and-weve-taken-you-to-three-sets","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/661669b99eb2d70016c44926/media.mp3",12094592,"2024-04-12T11:00:58Z",{"_61":796,"_46":797,"_48":798,"_44":799,"_75":76,"_77":800,"_79":80,"_81":801,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b6270c56-c96f-415b-8405-23ccef42b76c","‘If you play that match, Ross, our marriage is over’","if-you-play-that-match-ross-our-marriage-is-over","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6613e16cd8c7a90016ff356f/media.mp3",11586176,"2024-04-08T12:22:04Z",{"_61":803,"_46":804,"_48":805,"_44":806,"_75":76,"_77":735,"_79":171,"_81":807,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1aef842a-242a-42c4-9491-6570a90d7ac8","‘You are not having a hort attack! I’m not allowing it!’","you-are-not-having-a-hort-attack-im-not-allowing-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/660591667935b00016a88c0a/media.mp3","2024-03-29T12:00:45Z",{"_61":809,"_46":810,"_48":811,"_44":812,"_75":76,"_77":813,"_79":814,"_81":815,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4be7581b-164c-4ab3-a8b5-e0d97bccc68d","‘I didn’t play football for Rathnew. I didn’t play football for anyone. I resent the allegation’","i-didnt-play-football-for-rathnew-i-didnt-play-football-for-anyone-i-resent-the-allegation","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65fd5f94c339590016795ccc/media.mp3",10987904,343,"2024-03-22T12:00:04Z",{"_61":817,"_46":818,"_48":819,"_44":820,"_75":76,"_77":821,"_79":822,"_81":823,"_83":84,"_85":41},"83396475-92c5-4d93-bd55-4b0158201c15","Three European Cups, three Six Nations, one Grand Slam – but never winning a Leinster Schools Senior Cup clearly still rankles Heaslip","three-european-cups-three-six-nations-one-grand-slam-but-never-winning-a-leinster-schools-senior-cup-clearly-still-rankles-heaslip","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65f417e8e7674500161dded5/media.mp3",11347328,354,"2024-03-15T12:00:00Z",{"_61":825,"_46":826,"_48":827,"_44":828,"_75":76,"_77":829,"_79":830,"_81":831,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8a30feed-2126-4b54-aa01-6097165ad729","‘Don’t tell me I don’t know Ross O’Carroll-Kelly. You bullied me for most of secondary school’","dont-tell-me-i-dont-know-ross-ocarroll-kelly-you-bullied-me-for-most-of-secondary-school","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65eb0a54b41ee50017ccb633/media.mp3",7054208,352,"2024-03-08T13:00:30Z",{"_61":833,"_46":834,"_48":835,"_44":836,"_75":76,"_77":837,"_79":838,"_81":839,"_83":84,"_85":41},"cca8b5f8-4827-4355-a640-7655e32becd1","‘I haven’t cheated on you in, like, 10 years, though – well, let’s just say a long time’","i-havent-cheated-on-you-in-like-10-years-though-well-lets-just-say-a-long-time","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65e1b214dfdd5a0017f44baf/media.mp3",6912128,345,"2024-03-01T12:00:34Z",{"_61":841,"_46":842,"_48":843,"_44":844,"_75":76,"_77":845,"_79":428,"_81":846,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f772204b-a361-4a7e-a8af-8265103e784f","Honor rubs at the graffiti with a dainty, circular motion, like she’s applying foundation to the face of an elderly loved one","honor-rubs-at-the-graffiti-with-a-dainty-circular-motion-like-shes-applying-foundation-to-the-face-of-an-elderly-loved-one","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65d85e31ef14180016aa8059/media.mp3",7506368,"2024-02-23T12:00:00Z",{"_61":848,"_46":849,"_48":850,"_44":851,"_75":76,"_77":852,"_79":428,"_81":853,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a577378b-e669-4072-ba35-7da1f4b0a7ad","Sorcha goes, ‘I don’t need a 26-old copy of Cosmopolitan to tell me that I married the wrong man’","sorcha-goes-i-dont-need-a-26-old-copy-of-cosmopolitan-to-tell-me-that-i-married-the-wrong-man","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65cf547203f139001605ca96/media.mp3",7509248,"2024-02-16T13:00:00Z",{"_61":855,"_46":856,"_48":857,"_44":858,"_75":76,"_77":859,"_79":428,"_81":860,"_83":84,"_85":41},"84cb5b8f-9afc-4298-bccc-df684bf4f7b0","Our daughter came out of the womb with two middle fingers raised to the world. That’s not down to us","our-daughter-came-out-of-the-womb-with-two-middle-fingers-raised-to-the-world-thats-not-down-to-us","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65c73a350564050016f0480c/media.mp3",7512128,"2024-02-10T08:56:21Z",{"_61":862,"_46":863,"_48":864,"_44":865,"_75":76,"_77":866,"_79":830,"_81":867,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e5120cd4-b19d-458a-b67e-c1ef72a201fb","'I’ve got my top off, and Réaltín’s looking at me like my old man turning his nose up at cheap steak'","ive-got-my-top-off-and-réaltíns-looking-at-me-like-my-old-man-turning-his-nose-up-at-cheap-steak","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65bb60d1c3e9b3001574a3fc/media.mp3",7057088,"2024-02-02T12:00:47Z",{"_61":869,"_46":870,"_48":871,"_44":872,"_75":76,"_77":873,"_79":874,"_81":875,"_83":84,"_85":41},"06040fda-5630-42c8-ad01-0954f81fcdcc","‘Honor O’Carroll-Kelly is not the victim. She is a highly intelligent young woman from a privileged background’","honor-ocarroll-kelly-is-not-the-victim-she-is-a-highly-intelligent-young-woman-from-a-privileged-background","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65b26011291f1200172ff42f/media.mp3",8832608,441,"2024-01-26T12:00:02Z",{"_61":877,"_46":878,"_48":879,"_44":880,"_75":76,"_77":881,"_79":326,"_81":882,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ad448c3d-9f83-4718-8d49-f17ece7e1cd3","‘How could the child of a mother who puts the mental into environmental action grow up with a moral compass?’","how-could-the-child-of-a-mother-who-puts-the-mental-into-environmental-action-grow-up-with-a-moral-compass","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65aa563d1c04db0017de8b00/media.mp3",8226848,"2024-01-19T12:00:06Z",{"_61":884,"_46":885,"_48":886,"_44":887,"_75":76,"_77":888,"_79":374,"_81":889,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3bd6ee5c-1393-4147-80eb-6ffe071c2e08","'She’s hord work, my new padel portner. But the girl fascinates me. She’s like a female me'","shes-hord-work-my-new-padel-portner-but-the-girl-fascinates-me-shes-like-a-female-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65a5058928fa4d00168e19b3/media.mp3",9142110,"2024-01-15T10:14:32Z",{"_61":891,"_46":892,"_48":893,"_44":894,"_75":76,"_77":895,"_79":389,"_81":896,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6cb85503-8e9f-4f9f-8964-1adffb9e8e1f","‘Ross, this was my sliding doors moment. And I made the wrong choice’","ross-this-was-my-sliding-doors-moment-and-i-made-the-wrong-choice","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65855fd010dbaf00158fbc3a/media.mp3",7908128,"2024-01-05T12:00:55Z",{"_61":898,"_46":899,"_48":900,"_44":901,"_75":76,"_77":902,"_79":903,"_81":904,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ca04f7d5-a5e8-4f1f-b355-b8e5d1a2eb78","‘The Leopardstown Races, eh, Ross? A great way to blow off the old cobwebs after Christmas!’","the-leopardstown-races-eh-ross-a-great-way-to-blow-off-the-old-cobwebs-after-christmas","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65855e589e729d00161922a7/media.mp3",7929728,396,"2023-12-29T12:00:39Z",{"_61":906,"_46":907,"_48":908,"_44":909,"_75":76,"_77":910,"_79":444,"_81":911,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bcc9b470-17a0-4cde-bb57-438bbf1bda52","Honor is like, ‘There’s no chocolate Kimberleys left,’ and that’s when I end up suddenly losing my sh*t","honor-is-like-theres-no-chocolate-kimberleys-left-and-thats-when-i-end-up-suddenly-losing-my-sht","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65855dc2d919770017343557/media.mp3",7759808,"2023-12-22T12:00:16Z",{"_61":913,"_46":914,"_48":915,"_44":916,"_75":76,"_77":917,"_79":918,"_81":919,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8758b6cc-9986-49fa-bcb6-1faba15e8fb4","‘Oh my God, is this really all the books that we own as a family? I’m so ashamed’","oh-my-god-is-this-really-all-the-books-that-we-own-as-a-family-im-so-ashamed","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/657c5a5b4f3b550015117a9c/media.mp3",8565248,428,"2023-12-15T13:53:31Z",{"_61":921,"_46":922,"_48":923,"_44":924,"_75":76,"_77":925,"_79":926,"_81":927,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9cde0e35-4f44-4365-8206-566998dae19f","‘You need to look up the difference between mincemeat and minced meat. Merry focking Christmas’","you-need-to-look-up-the-difference-between-mincemeat-and-minced-meat-merry-focking-christmas","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6572ffd9af7508001269d8c1/media.mp3",8557568,427,"2023-12-08T12:00:34Z",{"_61":929,"_46":930,"_48":931,"_44":932,"_75":76,"_77":933,"_79":934,"_81":935,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5d467d1a-f492-4243-82d1-321bd9fa337c","‘I’ve never even cleaned up my own children’s vomit, I’m not mopping up after some randomer’","ive-never-even-cleaned-up-my-own-childrens-vomit-im-not-mopping-up-after-some-randomer","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6569a65c89a04800125cfcfd/media.mp3",7969088,398,"2023-12-01T12:00:35Z",{"_61":937,"_46":938,"_48":939,"_44":940,"_75":76,"_77":941,"_79":942,"_81":943,"_83":84,"_85":41},"50df6276-b908-41b7-b3b7-b634b9911717","‘Sneaking around behind my wife’s back is something I’m very, very good at, in fairness to me’","sneaking-around-behind-my-wifes-back-is-something-im-very-very-good-at-in-fairness-to-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6560929456b68a001250b75d/media.mp3",6666368,333,"2023-11-24T12:09:56Z",{"_61":945,"_46":946,"_48":947,"_44":948,"_75":76,"_77":949,"_79":211,"_81":950,"_83":84,"_85":41},"94e2e3b7-f27c-4063-b4ee-9fff51fe6b4a","I wake up on Sunday morning thinking, am I having one of my famous erotic dreams?","i-wake-up-on-sunday-morning-thinking-am-i-having-one-of-my-famous-erotic-dreams","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65574fd83dcdee00127ff12d/media.mp3",7569248,"2023-11-17T11:34:47Z",{"_61":952,"_46":953,"_48":954,"_44":955,"_75":76,"_77":956,"_79":428,"_81":957,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7fe3dd72-ef10-453f-87cf-5181862c1bde","Sorcha is like me before every Ireland squad announcement – in other words, focking delusional","sorcha-is-like-me-before-every-ireland-squad-announcement-in-other-words-focking-delusional","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/654bb0d0122faa001228d842/media.mp3",7509728,"2023-11-10T12:00:25Z",{"_61":959,"_46":960,"_48":961,"_44":962,"_75":76,"_77":963,"_79":413,"_81":964,"_83":84,"_85":41},"09b7d1ec-3467-44d3-ab9d-07d2a20c221a","‘When I close my eyes at night, I can still see that bird’s horrible, leering face’","when-i-close-my-eyes-at-night-i-can-still-see-that-birds-horrible-leering-face","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6545145ea809bc001244e856/media.mp3",7874048,"2023-11-03T15:41:14Z",{"_61":966,"_46":967,"_48":968,"_44":969,"_75":76,"_77":970,"_79":971,"_81":972,"_83":84,"_85":41},"020b6c8b-62ac-4ffb-96f1-093c0d862977","‘Sorcha, I honestly don’t think we can just saunter in here like nothing has happened’","sorcha-i-honestly-dont-think-we-can-just-saunter-in-here-like-nothing-has-happened","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/653b857f5e817300129cfe58/media.mp3",7219808,360,"2023-10-27T11:00:00Z",{"_61":974,"_46":975,"_48":976,"_44":977,"_75":76,"_77":978,"_79":187,"_81":979,"_83":84,"_85":41},"70b16e80-29d0-41cd-bea7-f76641916536","‘Ross, this is all your fault, you sniggering halfwit - that daughter of yours has been going wrong since the day she was born’","ross-this-is-all-your-fault-you-sniggering-halfwit-that-daughter-of-yours-has-been-going-wrong-since-the-day-she-was-born","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/653b84f8753d4300122f2651/media.mp3",7846208,"2023-10-27T09:38:15Z",{"_61":981,"_46":982,"_48":983,"_44":984,"_75":76,"_77":985,"_79":107,"_81":986,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8484aa63-deee-4227-8e93-0b507e1d4a5b","‘Ross, didn’t you get a present of an All Blacks jersey once and use it to wash the cor?’","ross-didnt-you-get-a-present-of-an-all-blacks-jersey-once-and-use-it-to-wash-the-cor","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6529067408a2480012bc62a8/media.mp3",7275008,"2023-10-13T11:00:18Z",{"_61":988,"_46":989,"_48":990,"_44":991,"_75":76,"_77":992,"_79":436,"_81":993,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3191340a-693b-4678-ab33-89afe6358c83","‘What does being Johnny Sexton’s hype man involve exactly, Dad?’","what-does-being-johnny-sextons-hype-man-involve-exactly-dad","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/651fd2f74dd8c6001174dd86/media.mp3",7460768,"2023-10-06T11:00:13Z",{"_61":995,"_46":996,"_48":997,"_44":998,"_75":76,"_77":999,"_79":444,"_81":1000,"_83":84,"_85":41},"137729b5-f891-40b1-941d-8b8e6d5dff30","‘I’ve never seen Sorcha so upset - and given my record as a husband, that’s a genuine achievement’","ive-never-seen-sorcha-so-upset-and-given-my-record-as-a-husband-thats-a-genuine-achievement","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6516911c48b6c800119935c9/media.mp3",7750688,"2023-09-29T11:00:48Z",{"_61":1002,"_46":1003,"_48":1004,"_44":1005,"_75":76,"_77":1006,"_79":460,"_81":1007,"_83":84,"_85":41},"dcd2583f-32d7-4150-bff3-cb05dd3fc669","‘Dad, you need to ask yourself what do you want to be – a rugby fan or a good father?’","dad-you-need-to-ask-yourself-what-do-you-want-to-be-a-rugby-fan-or-a-good-father","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/650dc804c6312500118ef7d9/media.mp3",7424288,"2023-09-22T16:59:48Z",{"_61":1009,"_46":1010,"_48":1011,"_44":1012,"_75":76,"_77":1013,"_79":1014,"_81":1015,"_83":84,"_85":41},"cca079ab-34d2-46f5-9372-989ebb0f9060","Some things are more important than family. Rugby happens to be one of them","some-things-are-more-important-than-family-rugby-happens-to-be-one-of-them","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/65097c19ef3e140011cfb7f9/media.mp3",7231328,361,"2023-09-19T10:46:49Z",{"_61":1017,"_46":1018,"_48":1019,"_44":1020,"_75":76,"_77":1021,"_79":691,"_81":1022,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3c49966f-6020-4e43-898d-16ffd5db3425","‘There’s no caps for your so-called matches against Mexico and, I don’t know, Guava Larva. I made the entire thing up’","theres-no-caps-for-your-so-called-matches-against-mexico-and-i-dont-know-guava-larva-i-made-the-entire-thing-up","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64fafa42977e5a00121e3670/media.mp3",7369568,"2023-09-08T11:00:59Z",{"_61":1024,"_46":1025,"_48":1026,"_44":1027,"_75":76,"_77":1028,"_79":195,"_81":1029,"_83":84,"_85":41},"95c85f0a-747a-423b-bb9d-2f899d012212","‘It turns out that every single vehicle in the Mount Anville cor pork has had its tyres done. Except one’","it-turns-out-that-every-single-vehicle-in-the-mount-anville-cor-pork-has-had-its-tyres-done-except-one","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64f1a487fbd4880011e570d1/media.mp3",7386368,"2023-09-01T11:00:05Z",{"_61":1031,"_46":1032,"_48":1033,"_44":1034,"_75":76,"_77":1035,"_79":163,"_81":1036,"_83":84,"_85":41},"adb0034e-c4fc-4333-866b-095e1ec4613f","‘A chap taught me how to hot-wire a cor this morning,’ the old man goes","a-chap-taught-me-how-to-hot-wire-a-cor-this-morning-the-old-man-goes","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64e8bb0e4a6f41001123a1e0/media.mp3",7713728,"2023-08-25T14:30:38Z",{"_61":1038,"_46":1039,"_48":1040,"_44":1041,"_75":76,"_77":1042,"_79":720,"_81":1043,"_83":84,"_85":41},"16c54b2d-0c8e-49da-9961-3b63dbdb1b21","I’m no stranger to seeing my old man standing in the dock accused of serious crimes","im-no-stranger-to-seeing-my-old-man-standing-in-the-dock-accused-of-serious-crimes","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64df3bc93170db001150e7e5/media.mp3",7813088,"2023-08-18T11:00:08Z",{"_61":1045,"_46":1046,"_48":1047,"_44":1048,"_75":76,"_77":1049,"_79":1050,"_81":1051,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4bb16964-8e44-419d-8532-97e48fdf0ed9","Camino Royale: the final exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book","camino-royale-the-final-exclusive-excerpt-from-the-new-ross-ocarroll-kelly-book","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64c7c9d58e16bd00115c0a4b/media.mp3",19192448,959,"2023-08-17T11:00:36Z",{"_61":1053,"_46":1054,"_48":1055,"_44":1056,"_75":76,"_77":1057,"_79":1058,"_81":1059,"_83":84,"_85":41},"68678818-701f-47e6-a89a-cb6b3562f9ef","Camino Royale: the second exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book","camino-royale-the-second-exclusive-excerpt-from-the-new-ross-ocarroll-kelly-book","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64c7c86ddc471e001121913c/media.mp3",11973248,598,"2023-08-16T11:00:19Z",{"_61":1061,"_46":1062,"_48":1063,"_44":1064,"_75":76,"_77":1065,"_79":1066,"_81":1067,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0f944987-bd49-4bfe-a706-361bbdf38d75","Camino Royale: an exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O’Carroll-Kelly book","camino-royale-an-exclusive-excerpt-from-the-new-ross-ocarroll-kelly-book","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64c7c7f68577ee00113762b4/media.mp3",15135968,756,"2023-08-15T11:00:04Z",{"_61":1069,"_46":1070,"_48":1071,"_44":1072,"_75":76,"_77":1073,"_79":123,"_81":1074,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0df56b19-6bb4-4cd0-bbb1-0e0e6cfe5530","‘Honor, there has to be a better way of trying to save the planet than this’","honor-there-has-to-be-a-better-way-of-trying-to-save-the-planet-than-this","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64d61b1cb4d0da00105293dc/media.mp3",7946528,"2023-08-12T04:00:37Z",{"_61":1076,"_46":1077,"_48":1078,"_44":1079,"_75":76,"_77":1080,"_79":342,"_81":1081,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9395bdfe-5a40-48a3-a380-d3cfbde0acf3","Dude, you’re not allowed to just, like, shoot seagulls","dude-youre-not-allowed-to-just-like-shoot-seagulls","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64cb817d2e4c140011e9ba41/media.mp3",7596608,"2023-08-04T11:00:03Z",{"_61":1083,"_46":1084,"_48":1085,"_44":1086,"_75":76,"_77":1087,"_79":830,"_81":1088,"_83":84,"_85":41},"901a492e-a6a0-47ef-a378-a4ff57b9204b","Father and son. From the same city. And we might as well be a donkey talking to a parrot","father-and-son-from-the-same-city-and-we-might-as-well-be-a-donkey-talking-to-a-parrot","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64c255570a9bc70011a081d2/media.mp3",7042208,"2023-07-28T11:00:18Z",{"_61":1090,"_46":1091,"_48":1092,"_44":1093,"_75":76,"_77":1094,"_79":397,"_81":1095,"_83":84,"_85":41},"55439b01-aeeb-4854-b76f-61e45acc4c02","‘We caught the so-called SUV avenger tonight, in the actual act!’","we-caught-the-so-called-suv-avenger-tonight-in-the-actual-act","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64b10da179e40e001167a5ca/media.mp3",8164928,"2023-07-14T11:00:00Z",{"_61":1097,"_46":1098,"_48":1099,"_44":1100,"_75":76,"_77":1101,"_79":444,"_81":1102,"_83":84,"_85":41},"febbd0d1-f2a7-4a0d-a0b4-685f4eafe22e","People like us don’t get embarrassed. That’s how we’ve ended up where we are in life","people-like-us-dont-get-embarrassed-thats-how-weve-ended-up-where-we-are-in-life","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64a7d6831371430011cfdb91/media.mp3",9311350,"2023-07-07T11:00:12Z",{"_61":1104,"_46":1105,"_48":1106,"_44":1107,"_75":76,"_77":1108,"_79":460,"_81":1109,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4d3a4f30-25c3-47c5-9da9-2eab60d3026d","‘What if the SUV Avenger turned out to be your daughter, Sorcha?’","what-if-the-suv-avenger-turned-out-to-be-your-daughter-sorcha","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/649ee5747ec369001174bcd9/media.mp3",7431968,"2023-06-30T14:30:28Z",{"_61":1111,"_46":1112,"_48":1113,"_44":1114,"_75":76,"_77":1115,"_79":397,"_81":1116,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3efd9951-bacc-4ae3-ac55-393d9d30584e","The SUV Avenger has slashed the tyres on Sorcha’s cor","the-suv-avenger-has-slashed-the-tyres-on-sorchas-cor","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64969c94836ce00010d4f9ac/media.mp3",8173088,"2023-06-24T07:34:44Z",{"_61":1118,"_46":1119,"_48":1120,"_44":1121,"_75":76,"_77":1122,"_79":219,"_81":1123,"_83":84,"_85":41},"06d761d5-a2e1-4d0c-8512-14625b52566c","‘Bloomsday is God’s way of telling middle class people they have too much time on their hands’","bloomsday-is-gods-way-of-telling-middle-class-people-they-have-too-much-time-on-their-hands","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/648c789a9bdbb90011b00d4c/media.mp3",8306048,"2023-06-16T15:00:22Z",{"_61":1125,"_46":1126,"_48":1127,"_44":1128,"_75":76,"_77":1129,"_79":318,"_81":1130,"_83":84,"_85":41},"20275b67-0743-49e0-bc37-bab98a48e1b4","There’s nothing like the school sports day to get the old competitive juices flowing","theres-nothing-like-the-school-sports-day-to-get-the-old-competitive-juices-flowing","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64831514d9a8290011b3c0d2/media.mp3",7683968,"2023-06-09T12:00:39Z",{"_61":1132,"_46":1133,"_48":1134,"_44":1135,"_75":76,"_77":1136,"_79":489,"_81":1137,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bc0919c8-d6a3-4d2e-a3d8-a4a82e680cd9","‘I want to have – oh my God – everything done?’ Honor goes. ‘My chin, my nose, my forehead, my lips’","i-want-to-have-oh-my-god-everything-done-honor-goes-my-chin-my-nose-my-forehead-my-lips","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/647a08d924aece0011a2e3bb/media.mp3",7330208,"2023-06-02T16:00:48Z",{"_61":1139,"_46":1140,"_48":1141,"_44":1142,"_75":76,"_77":1143,"_79":310,"_81":1144,"_83":84,"_85":41},"341e1a37-ce65-4b4e-93b2-58cc5a041cd0","‘What does Patrick Kielty have that I don’t?’ asks the old dear","what-does-patrick-kielty-have-that-i-dont-asks-the-old-dear","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6470e4df4ec2ce00115c026e/media.mp3",7480448,"2023-05-26T17:00:56Z",{"_61":1146,"_46":1147,"_48":1148,"_44":1149,"_75":76,"_77":1150,"_79":211,"_81":1151,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d7891747-1ec5-42ce-87ad-747bee3b43d6","The old man is a focking embarrassment at rugby matches","the-old-man-is-a-focking-embarrassment-at-rugby-matches","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64688759c6d9020011a3f388/media.mp3",7579808,"2023-05-20T08:40:29Z",{"_61":1153,"_46":1154,"_48":1155,"_44":1156,"_75":76,"_77":1157,"_79":310,"_81":1158,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7e730f77-ab2e-49eb-8546-c14d2be27d94","The two of them are staring at me like this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. It’s not even in the top 10","the-two-of-them-are-staring-at-me-like-this-is-the-worst-thing-ive-ever-done-its-not-even-in-the-top-10","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/645e41f862ead300110cfbda/media.mp3",7486208,"2023-05-12T13:41:12Z",{"_61":1160,"_46":1161,"_48":1162,"_44":1163,"_75":76,"_77":1164,"_79":532,"_81":1165,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2dadb6b5-727d-45c8-816b-387c5f655225","Honor says Joshua just wants to be friends. Better than nothing I say, but I hate lying to the girl","honor-says-joshua-just-wants-to-be-friends-better-than-nothing-i-say-but-i-hate-lying-to-the-girl","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64551bafd401890011aea57d/media.mp3",7075808,"2023-05-05T15:07:27Z",{"_61":1167,"_46":1168,"_48":1169,"_44":1170,"_75":76,"_77":1171,"_79":1172,"_81":1173,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7fa3b802-3e6f-45ad-ac4f-87b74e79b0f8","I’m the father of a 15-year-old girl. I think, by this stage, I’ve earned the right to embarrass her?","im-the-father-of-a-15-year-old-girl-i-think-by-this-stage-ive-earned-the-right-to-embarrass-her","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/644b82fea024a800118534cd/media.mp3",6649568,332,"2023-04-28T11:00:25Z",{"_61":1175,"_46":1176,"_48":1177,"_44":1178,"_75":76,"_77":1179,"_79":1180,"_81":1181,"_83":84,"_85":41},"700624ce-31e0-4567-8bde-f22c062edd06","‘I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s’","ive-been-polyamorous-since-the-late-1990s","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64424c38c9ba5a0011d2d37b/media.mp3",7340288,367,"2023-04-21T08:41:28Z",{"_61":1183,"_46":1184,"_48":1185,"_44":1186,"_75":76,"_77":1187,"_79":80,"_81":1188,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7484b936-c5ef-4ec0-b848-437b9eb676c4","Here we are on the roof of the house, vaping away to our horts’ content","here-we-are-on-the-roof-of-the-house-vaping-away-to-our-horts-content","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64382c5bccb34f0011775d5a/media.mp3",7240928,"2023-04-14T11:00:48Z",{"_61":1190,"_46":1191,"_48":1192,"_44":1193,"_75":76,"_77":1194,"_79":211,"_81":1195,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5c9b1e52-36fc-4dec-ab37-122625f5ecb6","The old dear arrives at the door, smelling like a distillery tour, asking to see her granddaughters","the-old-dear-arrives-at-the-door-smelling-like-a-distillery-tour-asking-to-see-her-granddaughters","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/643549c3c06561001191028b/media.mp3",7569728,"2023-04-11T11:51:31Z",{"_61":1197,"_46":1198,"_48":1199,"_44":1200,"_75":76,"_77":1201,"_79":1202,"_81":1203,"_83":84,"_85":41},"68c09fe8-0274-44ce-9348-60540b936cae","We’re a father and daughter vaping away to beat the band, properly bonding","were-a-father-and-daughter-vaping-away-to-beat-the-band-properly-bonding","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/642423b5b889650011c142ec/media.mp3",7440608,372,"2023-03-31T11:00:17Z",{"_61":1205,"_46":1206,"_48":1207,"_44":1208,"_75":76,"_77":1209,"_79":1014,"_81":1210,"_83":84,"_85":41},"562ee258-0103-457d-b3a9-0c9a0d566b41","I’m 43. Andy Farrell would want to be pretty focking desperate for a 10 to pick me","im-43-andy-farrell-would-want-to-be-pretty-focking-desperate-for-a-10-to-pick-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/64214efcbfd9760011f1033f/media.mp3",7233728,"2023-03-27T08:15:03Z",{"_61":1212,"_46":1213,"_48":1214,"_44":1215,"_75":76,"_77":1216,"_79":374,"_81":1217,"_83":84,"_85":41},"693350a4-da1c-45ec-b80d-f80043f45a79","What a day . . . I’ll just send a quick congrats text to Johnny Sexton","what-a-day-ill-just-send-a-quick-congrats-text-to-johnny-sexton","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/641a222be2f2c5001118ba3b/media.mp3",7602368,"2023-03-21T21:31:23Z",{"_61":1219,"_46":1220,"_48":1221,"_44":1222,"_75":76,"_77":1223,"_79":1224,"_81":1225,"_83":84,"_85":41},"938ef8ec-1518-4f6a-becf-7a96041539c4","Girls, if Johnny Sexton was here, he’d tell you – you are never, ever beaten","girls-if-johnny-sexton-was-here-hed-tell-you-you-are-never-ever-beaten","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6414b3fb0baefa0011115cd2/media.mp3",8246048,412,"2023-03-17T18:49:00Z",{"_61":1227,"_46":1228,"_48":1229,"_44":1230,"_75":76,"_77":1231,"_79":1232,"_81":1233,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0d26e191-8dc7-4a64-b7f5-e56f3bf3032c","Now I’m doing something that I never do, doubting myself","now-im-doing-something-that-i-never-do-doubting-myself","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/640b0e763375ac0011499c93/media.mp3",6971168,348,"2023-03-10T12:00:13Z",{"_61":1235,"_46":1236,"_48":1237,"_44":1238,"_75":76,"_77":1239,"_79":318,"_81":1240,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0d36498c-bd74-4277-9c9c-a18e3e61c09d","I want this school to be a conveyor belt of women’s rugby talent","i-want-this-school-to-be-a-conveyor-belt-of-womens-rugby-talent","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6401c9806764fe0011ff6f04/media.mp3",7694528,"2023-03-03T12:00:00Z",{"_61":1242,"_46":1243,"_48":1244,"_44":1245,"_75":76,"_77":1246,"_79":604,"_81":1247,"_83":84,"_85":41},"dce7ae79-2f6b-4939-82f2-68f1373642e0","I’ve ended up on a poster for adult incontinence treatment on a gable wall in, like, Ranelagh","ive-ended-up-on-a-poster-for-adult-incontinence-treatment-on-a-gable-wall-in-like-ranelagh","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63f8f088c89ace00115ec85e/media.mp3",7410848,"2023-02-24T17:14:48Z",{"_61":1249,"_46":1250,"_48":1251,"_44":1252,"_75":76,"_77":1253,"_79":1254,"_81":1255,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e3922728-8fdb-46e5-9a70-5dc40b2bc79d","I’m getting the tattoo of J-Lowe, a late 40th birthday present to myself","im-getting-the-tattoo-of-j-lowe-a-late-40th-birthday-present-to-myself","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63ef5e321a63070011675fe9/media.mp3",7120928,356,"2023-02-17T12:00:52Z",{"_61":1257,"_46":1258,"_48":1259,"_44":1260,"_75":76,"_77":1261,"_79":310,"_81":1262,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c6657575-66a1-4724-983f-886c3842155f","One day, there’s going to be a Leinster Schools Senior Cup… for girls!","one-day-theres-going-to-be-a-leinster-schools-senior-cup-for-girls","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63e62c68bc21110011a7dab3/media.mp3",7495808,"2023-02-10T13:00:02Z",{"_61":1264,"_46":1265,"_48":1266,"_44":1267,"_75":76,"_77":1268,"_79":310,"_81":1269,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1c37f3b7-1f8f-4326-bf24-0178f276fb7c","I’m surrounded by people who keep me grounded. I wish they’d focking stop","im-surrounded-by-people-who-keep-me-grounded-i-wish-theyd-focking-stop","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63dcf0483823570011cb8b60/media.mp3",7499648,"2023-02-03T11:42:02Z",{"_61":1271,"_46":1272,"_48":1273,"_44":1274,"_75":76,"_77":1275,"_79":1276,"_81":1277,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c7c2a51b-f1f9-4bdc-8f79-c251312c50bd","Sixmas is what I call the Six Nations Championship – the most wonderful time of the year","sixmas-is-what-i-call-the-six-nations-championship-the-most-wonderful-time-of-the-year","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63d7a92c7959f60010dfa914/media.mp3",8077088,403,"2023-01-30T11:25:32Z",{"_61":1279,"_46":1280,"_48":1281,"_44":1282,"_75":76,"_77":1283,"_79":1180,"_81":1284,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fdde2310-313f-4531-b793-113cdc045349","Would I have to take my top off for any of these jobs? That wouldn’t be an issue for me","would-i-have-to-take-my-top-off-for-any-of-these-jobs-that-wouldnt-be-an-issue-for-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63ca91befc40ca0011379ffc/media.mp3",7354688,"2023-01-20T13:06:06Z",{"_61":1286,"_46":1287,"_48":1288,"_44":1289,"_75":76,"_77":1290,"_79":342,"_81":1291,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b6567df7-a058-402a-bcf4-1e143ea1069b","If women’s rugby is ever going to be treated seriously, they’ll have to embrace the whole obnoxiousness thing","if-womens-rugby-is-ever-going-to-be-treated-seriously-theyll-have-to-embrace-the-whole-obnoxiousness-thing","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63c13793ed26ab0011f3767d/media.mp3",7597088,"2023-01-13T13:00:52Z",{"_61":1293,"_46":1294,"_48":1295,"_44":1296,"_75":76,"_77":1297,"_79":1298,"_81":1299,"_83":84,"_85":41},"902413a1-21ff-44ac-89cf-0ba8e79281ee","I silently curse myself for giving St Michael’s College credit that they don’t deserve","i-silently-curse-myself-for-giving-st-michaels-college-credit-that-they-dont-deserve","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63b84269cddc410011e90101/media.mp3",7178528,358,"2023-01-06T15:46:49Z",{"_61":1301,"_46":1302,"_48":1303,"_44":1304,"_75":76,"_77":1305,"_79":342,"_81":1306,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7f7939e0-6968-42e1-a489-7c029358ec76","‘You put the focking Quality Street, the focking Roses and the focking Celebrations in the same bowl!’","you-put-the-focking-quality-street-the-focking-roses-and-the-focking-celebrations-in-the-same-bowl","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63a18d58e18a8b0011794f63/media.mp3",7580768,"2022-12-23T12:00:10Z",{"_61":1308,"_46":1309,"_48":1310,"_44":1311,"_75":76,"_77":1312,"_79":211,"_81":1313,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c89cd1ae-b17e-459f-a82d-e219992083eb","'I’m having a slash when in walks Santa, and all my Christmases come at once'","im-having-a-slash-when-in-walks-santa-and-all-my-christmases-come-at-once","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/639c60b6c7334f0011253930/media.mp3",7571648,"2022-12-16T12:20:00Z",{"_61":1315,"_46":1316,"_48":1317,"_44":1318,"_75":76,"_77":1319,"_79":203,"_81":1320,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4ba83598-b04c-4398-aba2-924adce09ec4","It’s the Castlerock College mince pie-eating contest, and Leo is stepping up to the plate","its-the-castlerock-college-mince-pie-eating-contest-and-leo-is-stepping-up-to-the-plate","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/639208d0c9680200118bee03/media.mp3",7799168,"2022-12-09T12:00:45Z",{"_61":1322,"_46":1323,"_48":1324,"_44":1325,"_75":76,"_77":1326,"_79":334,"_81":1327,"_83":84,"_85":41},"311e036d-4de6-46c1-ae42-cfc970f92803","‘I’m not having a Terenure College Christmas tree in the house’","im-not-having-a-terenure-college-christmas-tree-in-the-house","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6389de8c2bcb73001037873a/media.mp3",7143008,"2022-12-02T12:00:00Z",{"_61":1329,"_46":1330,"_48":1331,"_44":1332,"_75":76,"_77":1333,"_79":80,"_81":1334,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d10f7da3-47a0-41c4-9d3f-cfc6befa5bcc","'Honor isn’t for everyone. She takes after her old man in that regord'","honor-isnt-for-everyone-she-takes-after-her-old-man-in-that-regord","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6380aa7632b5c50011cc9b52/media.mp3",7244768,"2022-11-25T12:00:00Z",{"_61":1336,"_46":1337,"_48":1338,"_44":1339,"_75":76,"_77":1340,"_79":413,"_81":1341,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a9ce3813-aca3-4852-9dfe-ab695f3cfc52","The neighbours have visions of the Vico Road turning into Morbella","the-neighbours-have-visions-of-the-vico-road-turning-into-morbella","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6376826a89d72a0011a961d6/media.mp3",7863488,"2022-11-18T12:00:10Z",{"_61":1343,"_46":1344,"_48":1345,"_44":1346,"_75":76,"_77":1347,"_79":1348,"_81":1349,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ad6e5c68-01cd-42c0-afd7-7464bf35f42a","‘Schoolbooks shmoolbooks ... I didn’t do a tap at school and look at me’","schoolbooks-shmoolbooks-i-didnt-do-a-tap-at-school-and-look-at-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/636cedaa7330110011b84615/media.mp3",7295648,364,"2022-11-11T12:00:06Z",{"_61":1351,"_46":1352,"_48":1353,"_44":1354,"_75":76,"_77":1355,"_79":1356,"_81":1357,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bf4c517f-8352-4195-9cea-6da6fc6d9065","‘Newpork is famous for kids with pierced lips...They don’t even care about rugby’","newpork-is-famous-for-kids-with-pierced-lipsthey-dont-even-care-about-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/636a21e988b9da0011808353/media.mp3",6936608,346,"2022-11-08T09:31:21Z",{"_61":1359,"_46":1360,"_48":1361,"_44":1362,"_75":76,"_77":1363,"_79":691,"_81":1364,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5c36a3c1-a98b-4594-9849-3987484e1625","'It’s Halloween week and we’re living in a house that’s, like, haunted – literally'","its-halloween-week-and-were-living-in-a-house-thats-like-haunted-literally","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/635a44457bb79d0012e753c5/media.mp3",7361888,"2022-10-28T11:00:25Z",{"_61":1366,"_46":1367,"_48":1368,"_44":1369,"_75":76,"_77":1370,"_79":334,"_81":1371,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c44c67a8-f8f1-45b9-9718-92a2aa8c9cf4","'I’ve been shocked by the change that has come over my daughter since we moved to Terenure'","ive-been-shocked-by-the-change-that-has-come-over-my-daughter-since-we-moved-to-terenure","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/635276702f362c0013dec70f/media.mp3",7157408,"2022-10-21T11:00:00Z",{"_61":1373,"_46":1374,"_48":1375,"_44":1376,"_75":76,"_77":1377,"_79":1378,"_81":1379,"_83":84,"_85":41},"905f4c66-125b-43d4-80a3-29c60042ee35","'Already I feel like I’ve created a team in my image – in other words, winners'","already-i-feel-like-ive-created-a-team-in-my-image-in-other-words-winners","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6349609463a23c0012bbfb3e/media.mp3",7029728,351,"2022-10-14T13:20:00Z",{"_61":1381,"_46":1382,"_48":1383,"_44":1384,"_75":76,"_77":1385,"_79":1378,"_81":1386,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9ac4fe47-7ad6-49e1-acc3-37b002010f91","'I’m a big believer in overpraising my children. Never did me any horm as a kid'","im-a-big-believer-in-overpraising-my-children-never-did-me-any-horm-as-a-kid","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/634017066df5f40012ca4147/media.mp3",7033088,"2022-10-07T14:00:24Z",{"_61":1388,"_46":1389,"_48":1390,"_44":1391,"_75":76,"_77":1392,"_79":1393,"_81":1394,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2a67618c-26a1-4ddf-b19c-81130eb57c39","'Honor storts screaming at the top of her lungs. But no one hears her. Because mine are louder'","honor-storts-screaming-at-the-top-of-her-lungs-but-no-one-hears-her-because-mine-are-louder","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6321ef89afdbd10012cc5e9a/media.mp3",6770528,338,"2022-09-30T11:00:57Z",{"_61":1396,"_46":1397,"_48":1398,"_44":1399,"_75":76,"_77":1400,"_79":139,"_81":1401,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8b532158-ab6e-4b16-924e-fdf2e7c6e712","'Ronan is a – what’s the word – Republican? As in, he’s got the names of the whole crew from 1915 tattooed on his upper orm'","ronan-is-a-whats-the-word-republican-as-in-hes-got-the-names-of-the-whole-crew-from-1915-tattooed-on-his-upper-orm","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6321eee4afdbd10012cc5bce/media.mp3",6834368,"2022-09-23T11:00:16Z",{"_61":1403,"_46":1404,"_48":1405,"_44":1406,"_75":76,"_77":1333,"_79":80,"_81":1407,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f686307f-3f5e-4ec0-9287-cf2431add17a","'The girls are staring at me in just, like, awe – they’re ready to learn from the master'","the-girls-are-staring-at-me-in-just-like-awe-theyre-ready-to-learn-from-the-master","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6321d638afdbd10012cbf9af/media.mp3","2022-09-16T11:00:56Z",{"_61":1409,"_46":1410,"_48":1411,"_44":1412,"_75":76,"_77":1413,"_79":1298,"_81":1414,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8ca5461d-259a-4972-876b-aa8c19d909c0","‘Just because I’m a serial liar doesn’t mean that I can’t be trusted’","just-because-im-a-serial-liar-doesnt-mean-that-i-cant-be-trusted","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/631af5e9127e010016f9eff0/media.mp3",7168448,"2022-09-09T11:00:22Z",{"_61":1416,"_46":1417,"_48":1418,"_44":1419,"_75":76,"_77":1420,"_79":612,"_81":1421,"_83":84,"_85":41},"66ccaa90-015b-428c-b284-48e86d47d40d","‘How much would it mean to the girls storting school here to have the legendary Ross O’Carroll-Kelly teaching them rugby?’","how-much-would-it-mean-to-the-girls-storting-school-here-to-have-the-legendary-ross-ocarroll-kelly-teaching-them-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6312090558fcaa0013da211c/media.mp3",8383808,"2022-09-02T14:00:00Z",{"_61":1423,"_46":1424,"_48":1425,"_44":1426,"_75":76,"_77":1427,"_79":219,"_81":1428,"_83":84,"_85":41},"492ded3b-8450-4402-8d00-e54fc1df1d92","‘Sorcha Lalor, you were the best Dalkey Lobster Festival Queen we ever had’","sorcha-lalor-you-were-the-best-dalkey-lobster-festival-queen-we-ever-had","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/63089e02fc242d001244b88e/media.mp3",8316128,"2022-08-26T11:00:00Z",{"_61":1430,"_46":1431,"_48":1432,"_44":1433,"_75":76,"_77":1434,"_79":1435,"_81":1436,"_83":84,"_85":41},"570c04d3-548d-4afe-9191-fb9841b685c8","I’m lying by the pool, doing my daily sit-ups with my top off, when I hear Honor go, ‘Oh, for fock’s sake! Not these two focking clowns!","im-lying-by-the-pool-doing-my-daily-sit-ups-with-my-top-off-when-i-hear-honor-go-oh-for-focks-sake-not-these-two-focking-clowns","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62fce63e419d3f00128afd7a/media.mp3",17359808,433,"2022-08-19T11:00:32Z",{"_61":1438,"_46":1439,"_48":1440,"_44":1441,"_75":76,"_77":1442,"_79":903,"_81":1443,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bf49398d-f48a-4dfc-b406-185c94e74eda","‘Pissing in a swimming pool is a bit like farting at Mass. The trick is to squeeze it out quietly’","pissing-in-a-swimming-pool-is-a-bit-like-farting-at-mass-the-trick-is-to-squeeze-it-out-quietly","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62f76d02d54b3b001240825e/media.mp3",9527494,"2022-08-13T09:21:06Z",{"_61":1445,"_46":1446,"_48":1447,"_44":1448,"_75":76,"_77":1449,"_79":1450,"_81":1451,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e5e7a5d5-624f-4fbe-8cc0-ad1969672523","What are the girls in Mount Anville going to say when they find out you’re living in a housing estate?","what-are-the-girls-in-mount-anville-going-to-say-when-they-find-out-youre-living-in-a-housing-estate","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62ee620ce6180d00130eb809/media.mp3",6829568,426,"2022-08-06T12:43:56Z",{"_61":1453,"_46":1454,"_48":1455,"_44":1456,"_75":76,"_77":1457,"_79":918,"_81":1458,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9437e7bf-b097-4670-90ba-acd6651c39b4","I look fantastic for a man of 42, abs like speed bumps and pecs like bay windows","i-look-fantastic-for-a-man-of-42-abs-like-speed-bumps-and-pecs-like-bay-windows","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62e289a3b14e9b00120aab67/media.mp3",8566208,"2022-07-29T11:00:15Z",{"_61":1460,"_46":1461,"_48":1462,"_44":1463,"_75":76,"_77":1464,"_79":234,"_81":1465,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c9eb6e22-8547-459d-8714-b3d10803142f","‘No focking way. I’m not breaking into the dude’s office’","no-focking-way-im-not-breaking-into-the-dudes-office","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62da8613207fa200127cafd1/media.mp3",9759624,"2022-07-22T13:00:00Z",{"_61":1467,"_46":1468,"_48":1469,"_44":1470,"_75":76,"_77":1471,"_79":720,"_81":1472,"_83":84,"_85":41},"327a9055-b010-4cd7-aa3e-d98ce48ebefc","‘I wonder sometimes are these kids definitely mine’","i-wonder-sometimes-are-these-kids-definitely-mine","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62d1280b39f0d7001348b444/media.mp3",9383360,"2022-07-15T11:00:33Z",{"_61":1474,"_46":1475,"_48":1476,"_44":1477,"_75":76,"_77":1478,"_79":1479,"_81":1480,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ed86d030-119c-47c8-b79b-6564e9f2998a","Our daughter is completely devoid of human feeling","our-daughter-is-completely-devoid-of-human-feeling","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62c6acadb8f2660013611078/media.mp3",9297728,464,"2022-07-08T11:00:28Z",{"_61":1482,"_46":1483,"_48":1484,"_44":1485,"_75":76,"_77":1486,"_79":1487,"_81":1488,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d5f52b42-25d9-4d75-b415-fb0f0262ba72","Noah is graduating from creche. (Who the fock is Noah?)","noah-is-graduating-from-creche-who-the-fock-is-noah","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62bee03da2d88a0013097eb2/media.mp3",8494208,424,"2022-07-01T11:53:33Z",{"_61":1490,"_46":1491,"_48":1492,"_44":1493,"_75":76,"_77":1494,"_79":350,"_81":1495,"_83":84,"_85":41},"82b930e7-51bb-48da-8be3-c45f1de8a6e0","Sometimes you have to break the Mount Anville code","sometimes-you-have-to-break-the-mount-anville-code","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62b5a23a11883600129bdbd1/media.mp3",8269088,"2022-06-24T11:38:33Z",{"_61":1497,"_46":1498,"_48":1499,"_44":1500,"_75":76,"_77":1501,"_79":1502,"_81":1503,"_83":84,"_85":41},"af50540b-4f39-42bf-9c11-15553eeb839d","‘You didn’t think I was going to sit back and watch you allow girls into this school, did you?’","you-didnt-think-i-was-going-to-sit-back-and-watch-you-allow-girls-into-this-school-did-you","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62ac5cc7cfcbdb001399a9ba/media.mp3",8954048,447,"2022-06-17T11:00:00Z",{"_61":1505,"_46":1506,"_48":1507,"_44":1508,"_75":76,"_77":1509,"_79":1510,"_81":1511,"_83":84,"_85":41},"10f4b45a-d6fa-4a28-98da-55e5b0f72a10","‘I love Honor’s attitude. Not everyone does, but I’d be a major, major fan’","i-love-honors-attitude-not-everyone-does-but-id-be-a-major-major-fan","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6299e509e887d5001270e67f/media.mp3",8812448,440,"2022-06-10T11:00:00Z",{"_61":1513,"_46":1514,"_48":1515,"_44":1516,"_75":76,"_77":1517,"_79":926,"_81":1518,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bb27b605-84ff-4919-8f5c-d334bc29155f","Sorcha is still serious about knocking gaff and turning it into aportments","sorcha-is-still-serious-about-knocking-gaff-and-turning-it-into-aportments","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/629b304630a61300134e2123/media.mp3",8556608,"2022-06-04T10:17:37Z",{"_61":1520,"_46":1521,"_48":1522,"_44":1523,"_75":76,"_77":1524,"_79":1525,"_81":1526,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2ec60d83-a958-4193-87ad-a8e4bd77c588","\"Three triplets and only one can be a mascot for Leinster. Who will it be?\"","three-triplets-and-only-one-can-be-a-mascot-for-leinster-who-will-it-be","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/628f2d4cff4d9300135f4979/media.mp3",7389056,467,"2022-05-27T13:08:30Z",{"_61":1528,"_46":1529,"_48":1530,"_44":1531,"_75":76,"_77":1532,"_79":326,"_81":1533,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e2d35538-2d83-49e0-a677-289fd9145883","‘We want to build a block of aportments... affordable ones’","we-want-to-build-a-block-of-aportments-affordable-ones","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6287539b4dd01d0012550614/media.mp3",8234048,"2022-05-20T11:00:42Z",{"_61":1535,"_46":1536,"_48":1537,"_44":1538,"_75":76,"_77":1539,"_79":1540,"_81":1541,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1e2ea9ed-b200-4228-b361-d62803230a6b","‘There are millions of people who would give their right orm to live in Killiney’","there-are-millions-of-people-who-would-give-their-right-orm-to-live-in-killiney","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/627e189976aad4001270db37/media.mp3",8479808,423,"2022-05-13T11:00:00Z",{"_61":1543,"_46":1544,"_48":1545,"_44":1546,"_75":76,"_77":1547,"_79":1435,"_81":1548,"_83":84,"_85":41},"695b6725-48b9-4b50-9b23-241c26f587ae","Women’s toilets? I mean, what’s next? A hockey pitch?","womens-toilets-i-mean-whats-next-a-hockey-pitch","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6275225946362a00125e96df/media.mp3",8676128,"2022-05-06T13:38:05Z",{"_61":1550,"_46":1551,"_48":1552,"_44":1553,"_75":76,"_77":1554,"_79":350,"_81":1555,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9dad2f6a-1f97-4c65-83d6-e08b8c85f606","‘My antigen is still positive, but I’ve never felt better’","my-antigen-is-still-positive-but-ive-never-felt-better","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/626bc226289cfa0014c6d169/media.mp3",8264768,"2022-04-29T10:47:01Z",{"_61":1557,"_46":1558,"_48":1559,"_44":1560,"_75":76,"_77":1561,"_79":397,"_81":1562,"_83":84,"_85":41},"130207c2-8652-47aa-9d41-42b853aa41d6","‘I will never forgive your old pair for treating us to this trip’","i-will-never-forgive-your-old-pair-for-treating-us-to-this-trip","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6262bc40f1c2bb001413b295/media.mp3",8177965,"2022-04-23T03:00:18Z",{"_61":1564,"_46":1565,"_48":1566,"_44":1567,"_75":76,"_77":1568,"_79":1569,"_81":1570,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3b003c4f-518e-49f5-b96a-9257616d5c4f","‘You focking idiot, Ross! Chocolate is poisonous to dogs’","you-focking-idiot-ross-chocolate-is-poisonous-to-dogs","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/625a68d6050c140014e554eb/media.mp3",7824608,391,"2022-04-16T06:57:26Z",{"_61":1572,"_46":1573,"_48":1574,"_44":1575,"_75":76,"_77":1576,"_79":1232,"_81":1577,"_83":84,"_85":41},"56727075-14bd-4056-b287-2a4983061dcf","‘Fifteen rooms is a lot to put down.’","fifteen-rooms-is-a-lot-to-put-down","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62543d9accddaf00123e1376/media.mp3",6965888,"2022-04-11T14:39:22Z",{"_61":1579,"_46":1580,"_48":1581,"_44":1582,"_75":76,"_77":1583,"_79":155,"_81":1584,"_83":84,"_85":41},"665e6005-2a7c-4b59-b72f-358aefdc39c0","‘Girls learn differently to boys – and when I say differently, I mean slowly and not as well’","girls-learn-differently-to-boys-and-when-i-say-differently-i-mean-slowly-and-not-as-well","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62475335b157f40014fd9a1d/media.mp3",8000768,"2022-04-02T03:00:52Z",{"_61":1586,"_46":1587,"_48":1588,"_44":1589,"_75":76,"_77":1590,"_79":444,"_81":1591,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c1890553-398c-4b81-8172-2272f7f986a9","‘A co-educational school has never won the Leinster Schools Senior Cup!’","a-co-educational-school-has-never-won-the-leinster-schools-senior-cup","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/623e02f293448e0012f720d9/media.mp3",7746848,"2022-03-26T04:00:03Z",{"_61":1593,"_46":1594,"_48":1595,"_44":1596,"_75":76,"_77":1597,"_79":171,"_81":1598,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6761047c-6067-42af-b650-a9ecd38e33c0","'Do you mean there’s going to be, like, girls going to Castlerock?'","do-you-mean-theres-going-to-be-like-girls-going-to-castlerock","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/623208bcf7ede5001275874c/media.mp3",6156656,"2022-03-19T04:00:30Z",{"_61":1600,"_46":1601,"_48":1602,"_44":1603,"_75":76,"_77":1604,"_79":1569,"_81":1605,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4f377646-5129-4196-aabb-4a2d37a90452","'It’s off to Budapest for Dr Holger Esterházy’s miracle hair restoration treatment'","its-off-to-budapest-for-dr-holger-esterházys-miracle-hair-restoration-treatment","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/622b14bc3cabe30014b8428c/media.mp3",7836608,"2022-03-12T04:00:51Z",{"_61":1607,"_46":1608,"_48":1609,"_44":1610,"_75":76,"_77":1611,"_79":1014,"_81":1612,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e30fffa7-bbc7-4866-916f-8a8da38048e0","‘You lifted the Leinster Schools Senior Cup – does that mean nothing to you now’","you-lifted-the-leinster-schools-senior-cup-does-that-mean-nothing-to-you-now","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6222549be941690014608f10/media.mp3",7238528,"2022-03-04T18:04:06Z",{"_61":1614,"_46":1615,"_48":1616,"_44":1617,"_75":76,"_77":1618,"_79":604,"_81":1619,"_83":84,"_85":41},"be5582ec-c110-4c47-a417-172b7801670a","‘Fifty grandingtons!’ – that’s the cost of the Budapest hair clinic","fifty-grandingtons-thats-the-cost-of-the-budapest-hair-clinic","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6218eab7ae1b6900151499ea/media.mp3",7407488,"2022-02-25T14:41:59Z",{"_61":1621,"_46":1622,"_48":1623,"_44":1624,"_75":76,"_77":1625,"_79":350,"_81":1626,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f160b311-6a39-44ff-867c-db561e6ff362","'Just because we have money, we can't keep Killiney all to ourselves'","just-because-we-have-money-we-cant-keep-killiney-all-to-ourselves","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/620f653edc7a8200124ebfb9/media.mp3",8262848,"2022-02-18T12:00:00Z",{"_61":1628,"_46":1629,"_48":1630,"_44":1631,"_75":76,"_77":1632,"_79":1633,"_81":1634,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5f4e19f4-980e-4ebe-b72f-238fc2290aac","Rezoning Dalkey for affordable housing? The natives are up in orms","rezoning-dalkey-for-affordable-housing-the-natives-are-up-in-orms","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/62058f44fe839b00127e7c0e/media.mp3",8616608,430,"2022-02-11T12:00:33Z",{"_61":1636,"_46":1637,"_48":1638,"_44":1639,"_75":76,"_77":1640,"_79":489,"_81":1641,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0f9a6f8e-34c9-44c8-91a1-fe1ce007e8dc","‘I feel like my old man – the pub bore, shouting opinions into the air while everyone zones out’","i-feel-like-my-old-man-the-pub-bore-shouting-opinions-into-the-air-while-everyone-zones-out","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61fd311dd0093b0012bc3981/media.mp3",7329728,"2022-02-04T13:58:53Z",{"_61":1643,"_46":1644,"_48":1645,"_44":1646,"_75":76,"_77":1647,"_79":286,"_81":1648,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7ee342fd-df58-4673-9747-72d93c3675b4","‘When I say it’s oaber, Rosser, Ine thalken about me and Hodor’s business. It’s boddixed’","when-i-say-its-oaber-rosser-ine-thalken-about-me-and-hodors-business-its-boddixed","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61f3d2033df7cf0014287248/media.mp3",7188608,"2022-01-28T12:00:33Z",{"_61":1650,"_46":1651,"_48":1652,"_44":1653,"_75":76,"_77":1654,"_79":211,"_81":1655,"_83":84,"_85":41},"96791986-c547-48a2-8744-65009901be99","‘Like a great many politicians, I have a public position, as well as a private position’","like-a-great-many-politicians-i-have-a-public-position-as-well-as-a-private-position","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61eaabd967286e0012c8ffd5/media.mp3",7568288,"2022-01-22T04:00:20Z",{"_61":1657,"_46":1658,"_48":1659,"_44":1660,"_75":76,"_77":1661,"_79":405,"_81":1662,"_83":84,"_85":41},"cf1cf1b6-3326-4700-b745-676275b52c66","‘This is killing me, Sorcha. I feel about as useful as a focking Orts degree’","this-is-killing-me-sorcha-i-feel-about-as-useful-as-a-focking-orts-degree","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61e1417652867a0012fd407d/media.mp3",5281712,"2022-01-14T11:22:16Z",{"_61":1664,"_46":1665,"_48":1666,"_44":1667,"_75":76,"_77":1668,"_79":179,"_81":1669,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3fd538fb-0b7e-4a99-b744-00c2060f1a4f","‘Andrea Shotton called me maskier than thou,’ Sorcha goes","andrea-shotton-called-me-maskier-than-thou-sorcha-goes","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61d86cef4a70fd001365a110/media.mp3",7658048,"2022-01-07T16:40:14Z",{"_61":1671,"_46":1672,"_48":1673,"_44":1674,"_75":76,"_77":1675,"_79":1224,"_81":1676,"_83":84,"_85":41},"29b8fef8-8bb4-445b-b0f2-7722c8141cc0","‘Oh, please, God, no. I can’t become a father again at, like, 42’","oh-please-god-no-i-cant-become-a-father-again-at-like-42","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61cf1fcb5d3e450012d2d71b/media.mp3",8248448,"2021-12-31T15:20:43Z",{"_61":1678,"_46":1679,"_48":1680,"_44":1681,"_75":76,"_77":1682,"_79":444,"_81":1683,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4abc2f16-d6f8-44eb-8b03-754fd30b4c49","‘It’s such a good present I actually wanted to smash it to pieces – just purely out of spite’","its-such-a-good-present-i-actually-wanted-to-smash-it-to-pieces-just-purely-out-of-spite","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61c09934da29940012db13df/media.mp3",7741088,"2021-12-24T01:00:27Z",{"_61":1685,"_46":1686,"_48":1687,"_44":1688,"_75":76,"_77":1689,"_79":444,"_81":1690,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0a9700f6-53f8-4ab2-b88a-931db94611b0","Sorcha injures her foot, while Honor makes a shocking discovery","sorcha-injures-her-foot-while-honor-makes-a-shocking-discovery","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61bc896674b6190012732ad6/media.mp3",7748288,"2021-12-18T04:00:40Z",{"_61":1692,"_46":1693,"_48":1694,"_44":1695,"_75":76,"_77":1696,"_79":428,"_81":1697,"_83":84,"_85":41},"af98ede6-9b54-4288-a69f-b6e049d5e022","The Christmas cards are out, but a problem arises","the-christmas-cards-are-out-but-a-problem-arises","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61b33f92c77fb70012ccd0b4/media.mp3",7504928,"2021-12-10T11:52:50Z",{"_61":1699,"_46":1700,"_48":1701,"_44":1702,"_75":76,"_77":1703,"_79":1704,"_81":1705,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bb301c5f-eab8-4d09-9656-d3c7c360d143","‘If you have to hide a cash incentive inside a food, it’s almost certainly not worth eating’","if-you-have-to-hide-a-cash-incentive-inside-a-food-its-almost-certainly-not-worth-eating","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61a9ea822309f70014645e68/media.mp3",8198528,409,"2021-12-03T09:59:30Z",{"_61":1707,"_46":1708,"_48":1709,"_44":1710,"_75":76,"_77":1711,"_79":1712,"_81":1713,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3bf5e0fa-ee6a-41e7-b779-d35f8d7c6b84","'Johnny goes, \"My daddy says we’re going to eat a reindeer\"'","johnny-goes-my-daddy-says-were-going-to-eat-a-reindeer","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61a0ef5a63752d0013aad483/media.mp3",8115008,405,"2021-11-26T14:28:26Z",{"_61":1715,"_46":1716,"_48":1717,"_44":1718,"_75":76,"_77":1719,"_79":1720,"_81":1721,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6ba08523-d5bf-4673-8dbe-1f8db5e8d913","Of course Santa exists – who do you think drinks all the Heineken?","of-course-santa-exists-who-do-you-think-drinks-all-the-heineken","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6197942aaa40160012ed8ad0/media.mp3",7639328,381,"2021-11-19T12:13:25Z",{"_61":1723,"_46":1724,"_48":1725,"_44":1726,"_75":76,"_77":1727,"_79":389,"_81":1728,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7d601122-eaad-4e62-b12d-ce0e38e1e60e","‘I lead the boys at gunpoint up the Shelbourne Road’","i-lead-the-boys-at-gunpoint-up-the-shelbourne-road","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/618f794601a4a100138336c5/media.mp3",7910528,"2021-11-13T08:37:26Z",{"_61":1730,"_46":1731,"_48":1732,"_44":1733,"_75":76,"_77":1734,"_79":413,"_81":1735,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f89cbb87-3cb5-4a16-a4f6-edf4a9f6bfbc","‘I can lie – very easily – but not when it comes to rugby’","i-can-lie-very-easily-but-not-when-it-comes-to-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61851e1c3cbea300199103f4/media.mp3",7878368,"2021-11-05T12:05:48Z",{"_61":1737,"_46":1738,"_48":1739,"_44":1740,"_75":76,"_77":1741,"_79":1742,"_81":1743,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6feb125a-3333-4b54-a201-8124e1fe08d4","‘They talk about the Collison brothers, but those chaps have got nothing on you, Honor’","they-talk-about-the-collison-brothers-but-those-chaps-have-got-nothing-on-you-honor","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/617bc83df34f280012bf7312/media.mp3",6056864,432,"2021-10-29T10:15:49Z",{"_61":1745,"_46":1746,"_48":1747,"_44":1748,"_75":76,"_77":1749,"_79":147,"_81":1750,"_83":84,"_85":41},"cc478673-5a6c-435d-aa3f-ef20c1ec3cf5","‘You are not giving me a combover’","you-are-not-giving-me-a-combover","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6172ac68dff6cd001411962e/media.mp3",7305248,"2021-10-22T12:39:24Z",{"_61":1752,"_46":1753,"_48":1754,"_44":1755,"_75":76,"_77":1756,"_79":765,"_81":1757,"_83":84,"_85":41},"aea2219f-3733-42bf-8b9c-3165b32debaf","Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘I can’t go bald. I’m 41 – but I’m, like, a young 41?’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-i-cant-go-bald-im-41-but-im-like-a-young-41","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/61697b6d16af570012825127/media.mp3",7982048,"2021-10-15T13:00:29Z",{"_61":1759,"_46":1760,"_48":1761,"_44":1762,"_75":76,"_77":1763,"_79":444,"_81":1764,"_83":84,"_85":41},"45f4e7ab-64d9-4bb9-b1e5-9d0be1f13316","'My children are storting to grow on me'","my-children-are-storting-to-grow-on-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6160655de70d750013c4d395/media.mp3",7747808,"2021-10-08T15:35:57Z",{"_61":1766,"_46":1767,"_48":1768,"_44":1769,"_75":76,"_77":1770,"_79":765,"_81":1771,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d5321054-91a8-4a6a-8024-0eebeaf0a5ce","‘He has a dreamcatcher tattoo on the back of his wrist. It’s like he does these things deliberately to make me hate him’","he-has-a-dreamcatcher-tattoo-on-the-back-of-his-wrist-its-like-he-does-these-things-deliberately-to-make-me-hate-him","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6156caaa34cd84001217cf29/media.mp3",7993568,"2021-10-01T09:32:27Z",{"_61":1773,"_46":1774,"_48":1775,"_44":1776,"_75":76,"_77":1777,"_79":318,"_81":1778,"_83":84,"_85":41},"30764ac3-dae6-453e-86c7-ed51b4474781","\"I’m having Vietnam-style flashbacks here\"","im-having-vietnam-style-flashbacks-here","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/614de65a29d566001531daea/media.mp3",7683488,"2021-09-24T14:53:14Z",{"_61":1780,"_46":1781,"_48":1782,"_44":1783,"_75":76,"_77":1784,"_79":460,"_81":1785,"_83":84,"_85":41,"_1786":37,"_1787":6},"ecef52ef-4fc4-4b35-a31c-d609dbd7ad3f","\"Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville\"","sorcha-did-fake-sincerity-as-an-extracurricular-subject-in-mount-anville","https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/ross-ocarroll-kelly/e/6144d7019b8f6200128601df/media.mp3",7419968,"2021-09-18T04:00:02Z","season","number",{"_61":1789,"_46":1790,"_48":1791,"_44":1792,"_75":76,"_77":1793,"_79":1348,"_81":1794,"_83":84,"_85":41,"_1786":37,"_1787":6},"5b3cda43-b3d2-4ac3-8aea-eb7dec88c400","\"First day in Willow Pork for the triplets – the absolute shame of it\"","first-day-in-willow-pork-for-the-triplets-the-absolute-shame-of-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/firstdayinwillowporkforthetriplets-theabsoluteshameofit/media.mp3",7290848,"2021-09-11T04:00:00Z",{"_61":1796,"_46":1797,"_48":1798,"_44":1799,"_75":76,"_77":1800,"_79":1801,"_81":1802,"_83":84,"_85":41,"_1786":37,"_1787":6},"f172745e-e15b-4c77-9af3-c5806f2c85b3","\"My fingers are actually shaking as I type my exam number into the laptop\"","my-fingers-are-actually-shaking-as-i-type-my-exam-number-into-the-laptop","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/myfingersareactuallyshakingasitypemyexamnumberintothelaptop/media.mp3",6194163,386,"2021-09-04T04:00:00Z",{"_61":1804,"_46":1805,"_48":1806,"_44":1807,"_75":76,"_77":1808,"_79":1254,"_81":1809,"_83":84,"_85":41,"_1786":37,"_1787":6},"99f2ae54-acb6-4b3b-844a-a9cc1b6d9ea1","‘I genuinely don’t think I’m ready to be a Blackrock dad’","i-genuinely-dont-think-im-ready-to-be-a-blackrock-dad","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-igenuinelydon-tthinki-mreadytobeablackrockdad-/media.mp3",7125728,"2021-08-27T16:00:00Z",{"_61":1811,"_46":1812,"_48":1813,"_44":1814,"_75":76,"_77":1815,"_79":532,"_81":1816,"_83":84,"_85":41},"258e4aff-3639-4eaa-80ce-2edbd6fe3acb","\"Honor says she’s not getting the Covid vaccine\"","honor-says-shes-not-getting-the-covid-vaccine","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/honorsaysshe-snotgettingthecovidvaccine/media.mp3",7064288,"2021-08-20T17:18:30Z",{"_61":1818,"_46":1819,"_48":1820,"_44":1821,"_75":76,"_77":1822,"_79":1823,"_81":1824,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a0210e04-1b82-4f37-8010-0db125f384f3","\"You don't seem angry, like a lot of people who are into the Irish language\" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #4","you-dont-seem-angry-like-a-lot-of-people-who-are-into-the-irish-language-normal-sheeple-excerpt-4","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/youdontseemangry-likealotofpeoplewhoareintotheirishlanguage-normalsheepleexcerpt-4/media.mp3",9113888,455,"2021-08-19T03:00:00Z",{"_61":1826,"_46":1827,"_48":1828,"_44":1829,"_75":76,"_77":1830,"_79":1831,"_81":1832,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a11fc0ac-eb8e-48ee-89b5-c10cd48c0251","\"It's a ball, but not an ordinary-shaped ball. This one is, like, round\" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #3","its-a-ball-but-not-an-ordinary-shaped-ball-this-one-is-like-round-normal-sheeple-excerpt-3","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/normalsheepleexcerpt-3/media.mp3",12066848,603,"2021-08-18T08:11:45Z",{"_61":1834,"_46":1835,"_48":1836,"_44":1837,"_75":76,"_77":1838,"_79":1839,"_81":1840,"_83":84,"_85":41},"add451bb-476c-4641-9702-ae6682dadd01","\"Out of the hundred or so people seated for dinner, I'm the only one wearing a Leinster jersey\" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #2","out-of-the-hundred-or-so-people-seated-for-dinner-im-the-only-one-wearing-a-leinster-jersey-normal-sheeple-excerpt-2","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/outofthehundredorsopeopleseatedfordinner-imtheonlyonewearingaleinsterjersey-normalsheepleexcerpt-2/media.mp3",11208608,560,"2021-08-17T08:02:02Z",{"_61":1842,"_46":1843,"_48":1844,"_44":1845,"_75":76,"_77":1846,"_79":1847,"_81":1848,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d6f5c4ce-ea16-4f0e-9114-85aa79bfb0de","\"Everyone's clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row\" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1","everyones-clapping-as-sorcha-steers-samantha-power-to-thefront-row-normal-sheeple-excerpt-1","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/everyonesclappingassorchasteerssamanthapowertothe-frontrow-normalsheepleexcerpt-1/media.mp3",8893376,635,"2021-08-16T06:45:11Z",{"_61":1850,"_46":1851,"_48":1852,"_44":1853,"_75":76,"_77":1854,"_79":436,"_81":1855,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3e953f75-3b04-40bb-b908-c2d03107e5d3","‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’","his-wife-moves-the-cursor-on-his-work-laptop-every-five-minutes-so-it-doesnt-go-into-sleep-mode","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-hiswifemovesthecursoronhisworklaptopeveryfiveminutes-soitdoesn-tgointosleepmode-/media.mp3",5221904,"2021-08-07T07:54:31Z",{"_61":1857,"_46":1858,"_48":1859,"_44":1860,"_75":76,"_77":1861,"_79":171,"_81":1862,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a5dbbab1-d052-4993-884f-1e6890fa1b43","‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’","i-want-you-to-like-insta-story-my-covid-test-journey","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwantyouto-like-insta-storymycovidtestjourney-/media.mp3",7659968,"2021-07-30T11:25:41Z",{"_61":1864,"_46":1865,"_48":1866,"_44":1867,"_75":76,"_77":1868,"_79":92,"_81":1869,"_83":84,"_85":41},"08cbd0d8-75bb-417d-a6c9-fd9851b7b44a","'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’","are-you-suggesting-i-pretend-to-have-covid","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/areyousuggestingipretendtohavecovid-/media.mp3",7884128,"2021-07-23T12:44:57Z",{"_61":1871,"_46":1872,"_48":1873,"_44":1874,"_75":76,"_77":1875,"_79":765,"_81":1876,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4947d8de-4466-4c3d-8d46-93825f1cd4f6","‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’","hennessy-coghlan-ohara-taught-me-how-to-drink-a-mortini-in-three-mouthfuls","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-hennessycoghlan-o-harataughtmehowtodrinkamortiniinthreemouthfuls-/media.mp3",4792736,"2021-07-17T07:52:20Z",{"_61":1878,"_46":1879,"_48":1880,"_44":1881,"_75":76,"_77":1882,"_79":1883,"_81":1884,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e5c66c4f-3fd7-4011-b046-2e21f08b3d18","‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’","ronan-showed-me-how-to-light-a-fire-and-make-it-look-like-an-accident","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ronanshowedmehowtolightafireandmakeitlooklikeanaccident-/media.mp3",8091968,404,"2021-07-09T17:00:32Z",{"_61":1886,"_46":1887,"_48":1888,"_44":1889,"_75":76,"_77":1890,"_79":691,"_81":1891,"_83":84,"_85":41},"22f5ff48-a9a2-4b4c-9c26-f0b4d02d6189","‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’","id-rather-rip-out-my-molars-with-a-pliers-than-holiday-in-ireland-again","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-dratherripoutmymolarswithapliersthanholidayinirelandagain-/media.mp3",8849155,"2021-07-02T15:13:46Z",{"_61":1893,"_46":1894,"_48":1895,"_44":1896,"_75":76,"_77":1897,"_79":163,"_81":1898,"_83":84,"_85":41},"95e30e82-87e2-4ac1-b692-8a45e95877bb","‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’","youve-massively-disimproved-with-age-the-big-fat-rugby-head-on-you","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-you-vemassivelydisimprovedwithage...thebig-fatrugbyheadonyou-/media.mp3",7699808,"2021-06-26T08:01:09Z",{"_61":1900,"_46":1901,"_48":1902,"_44":1903,"_75":76,"_77":1904,"_79":604,"_81":1905,"_83":84,"_85":41},"36fa3fc3-300d-4042-b312-a38046ec5a35","‘I’ll throw on my nudey lady borbecue apron’","ill-throw-on-my-nudey-lady-borbecue-apron","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-llthrowonmynudeyladyborbecueapron-/media.mp3",4442850,"2021-06-18T13:52:16Z",{"_61":1907,"_46":1908,"_48":1909,"_44":1910,"_75":76,"_77":1911,"_79":123,"_81":1912,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f7a9e9e0-9759-4b55-b957-b600818482df","I’m like Cersei Lannister – refusing to leave the throne","im-like-cersei-lannister-refusing-to-leave-the-throne","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/i-mlikecerseilannister-refusingtoleavethethrone/media.mp3",7942208,"2021-06-11T14:46:02Z",{"_61":1914,"_46":1915,"_48":1916,"_44":1917,"_75":76,"_77":1918,"_79":620,"_81":1919,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7b7f52ab-301f-495a-8a18-5c19df512de9","‘There wasn’t even a turn-down service, Judge. I’ll be having flashbacks for as long as I live’","there-wasnt-even-a-turn-down-service-judge-ill-be-having-flashbacks-for-as-long-as-i-live","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-therewasn-tevenaturn-downservice-judge.i-llbehavingflashbacksforaslongasilive-/media.mp3",8326688,"2021-05-28T21:08:57Z",{"_61":1921,"_46":1922,"_48":1923,"_44":1924,"_75":76,"_77":1925,"_79":1180,"_81":1926,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0fe20ce6-d45f-40e8-9ed3-b8a004701782","‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’","rugby-banter-is-taking-a-dump-in-someones-shoes","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-rugbybanteristakingadumpinsomeone-sshoes-/media.mp3",7358048,"2021-05-21T21:48:26Z",{"_61":1928,"_46":1929,"_48":1930,"_44":1931,"_75":76,"_77":1932,"_79":436,"_81":1933,"_83":84,"_85":41},"39262e5f-aba5-4205-ab8c-f37253cc541c","‘Rugby is not pass the porcel, Morcus’","rugby-is-not-pass-the-porcel-morcus","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-rugbyisnotpasstheporcel-morcus-/media.mp3",7459808,"2021-05-14T12:16:30Z",{"_61":1935,"_46":1936,"_48":1937,"_44":1938,"_75":76,"_77":1939,"_79":163,"_81":1940,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c71a1353-c953-4f4b-b98d-a8e9e1b6b01f","'Then she says it – the words all south Dublin parents dread'","then-she-says-it-the-words-all-south-dublin-parents-dread","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thenshesaysit-thewordsallsouthdublinparentsdread/media.mp3",7706528,"2021-05-07T23:21:29Z",{"_61":1942,"_46":1943,"_48":1944,"_44":1945,"_75":76,"_77":963,"_79":413,"_81":1946,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8459e2ef-30b3-47f0-bb40-f8838493cf89","‘They brought a corvery dinner to my room!’","they-brought-a-corvery-dinner-to-my-room","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-theybroughtacorverydinnertomyroom-/media.mp3","2021-04-30T08:50:07Z",{"_61":1948,"_46":1949,"_48":1950,"_44":1951,"_75":76,"_77":1952,"_79":187,"_81":1953,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a52ee0b3-a913-4af8-9c2b-44958c85aa69","‘We’re looking for Fionnuala O’Carroll-Kelly. She absconded from quarantine this morning’","were-looking-for-fionnuala-ocarroll-kelly-she-absconded-from-quarantine-this-morning","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-relookingforfionnualao-carroll-kelly.sheabscondedfromquarantinethismorning-/media.mp3",7851488,"2021-04-23T19:00:21Z",{"_61":1955,"_46":1956,"_48":1957,"_44":1958,"_75":76,"_77":1959,"_79":1960,"_81":1961,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9871c70c-e628-4d4f-96ee-a6d252bfdfbc","'I just assumed quarantine wouldn’t affect people like us'","i-just-assumed-quarantine-wouldnt-affect-people-like-us","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ijustassumedquarantinewouldn-taffectpeoplelikeus/media.mp3",8774048,438,"2021-04-17T00:00:19Z",{"_61":1963,"_46":1964,"_48":1965,"_44":1966,"_75":76,"_77":1967,"_79":171,"_81":1968,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fd6494af-aaa0-4e68-894b-35cd8d45b5a1","‘Get in before they change their minds and haul your orse back to jail’","get-in-before-they-change-their-minds-and-haul-your-orse-back-to-jail","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-getinbeforetheychangetheirmindsandhaulyourorsebacktojail-/media.mp3",7670528,"2021-04-09T16:46:27Z",{"_61":1970,"_46":1971,"_48":1972,"_44":1973,"_75":76,"_77":1974,"_79":1712,"_81":1975,"_83":84,"_85":41},"adb4283b-bf17-46b7-9945-75091a8ee362","My opening line in the Irish oral was ‘Bonjour’. I never really recovered after that","my-opening-line-in-the-irish-oral-was-bonjour-i-never-really-recovered-after-that","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/myopeninglineintheirishoralwas-bonjour-.ineverreallyrecoveredafterthat/media.mp3",8110208,"2021-04-02T10:00:40Z",{"_61":1977,"_46":1978,"_48":1979,"_44":1980,"_75":76,"_77":1981,"_79":452,"_81":1982,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c8431ad8-178d-4ecc-a815-d3779586e96d","‘The judge tells us – in, like, legal language – to shut the fock up’","the-judge-tells-us-in-like-legal-language-to-shut-the-fock-up","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thejudgetellsus-in-like-legallanguage-toshutthefockup-/media.mp3",8436128,"2021-03-26T20:35:42Z",{"_61":1984,"_46":1985,"_48":1986,"_44":1987,"_75":76,"_77":1988,"_79":822,"_81":1989,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1a0f2d8d-6067-431f-b94f-de56d4365b9f","‘We’re not a priority for the vaccine.’ ‘Even though we’re rich?’","were-not-a-priority-for-the-vaccine-even-though-were-rich","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-renotapriorityforthevaccine.-eventhoughwe-rerich-/media.mp3",7085408,"2021-03-20T04:00:30Z",{"_61":1991,"_46":1992,"_48":1993,"_44":1994,"_75":76,"_77":1995,"_79":918,"_81":1996,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8bf947a8-5db3-48b7-8f3a-6741534db23b","‘I urge you all – standing here, in the People’s Pork – to remove your masks!’","i-urge-you-all-standing-here-in-the-peoples-pork-to-remove-your-masks","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iurgeyouall-standinghere-inthepeople-spork-toremoveyourmasks-/media.mp3",5131450,"2021-03-12T12:11:50Z",{"_61":1998,"_46":1999,"_48":2000,"_44":2001,"_75":76,"_77":2002,"_79":1569,"_81":2003,"_83":84,"_85":41},"55a6d502-e4fa-4588-96a3-bb66b4b41b2e","‘Netflix is port of the conspiracy! A form of methadone’","netflix-is-port-of-the-conspiracy-a-form-of-methadone","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-netflixisportoftheconspiracy-aformofmethadone-/media.mp3",4695441,"2021-03-05T19:23:44Z",{"_61":2005,"_46":2006,"_48":2007,"_44":2008,"_75":76,"_77":2009,"_79":286,"_81":2010,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bc927bc1-b8dd-4385-8d43-b3a82bceb775","‘We can’t just dump all our rubbish in the front gorden, Sorcha'","we-cant-just-dump-all-our-rubbish-in-the-front-gorden-sorcha","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-wecan-tjustdumpallourrubbishinthefrontgorden-sorcha/media.mp3",7195328,"2021-02-26T18:13:15Z",{"_61":2012,"_46":2013,"_48":2014,"_44":2015,"_75":76,"_77":2016,"_79":838,"_81":2017,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f92c10bd-8a5a-43e1-a202-9df3aca6de7e","\"Wuthering Heights is basically the story of my life\"","wuthering-heights-is-basically-the-story-of-my-life","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/wutheringheightsisbasicallythestoryofmylife/media.mp3",5512868,"2021-02-19T12:42:50Z",{"_61":2019,"_46":2020,"_48":2021,"_44":2022,"_75":76,"_77":2023,"_79":310,"_81":2024,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d92e2265-aa79-47ef-a67d-1ed1803b73fa","'After a year of being locked up together, we are sick and tired of the sight of each other’","after-a-year-of-being-locked-up-together-we-are-sick-and-tired-of-the-sight-of-each-other","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/afterayearofbeinglockeduptogether-wearesickandtiredofthesightofeachother-/media.mp3",5975738,"2021-02-12T08:55:11Z",{"_61":2026,"_46":2027,"_48":2028,"_44":2029,"_75":76,"_77":2030,"_79":203,"_81":2031,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c714690b-e0a4-460b-aab4-181cc47be469","‘Have you seen the chemtrails over Foxrock this morning?’","have-you-seen-the-chemtrails-over-foxrock-this-morning","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-haveyouseenthechemtrailsoverfoxrockthismorning-/media.mp3",6223019,"2021-02-05T15:59:49Z",{"_61":2033,"_46":2034,"_48":2035,"_44":2036,"_75":76,"_77":2037,"_79":179,"_81":2038,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c24f7d15-813a-4265-8327-0772c8e79a5f","‘I know every mork on the floor, the walls and the ceiling of this bor’","i-know-every-mork-on-the-floor-the-walls-and-the-ceiling-of-this-bor","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iknoweverymorkonthefloor-thewallsandtheceilingofthisbor-/media.mp3",7641248,"2021-01-29T15:36:48Z",{"_61":2040,"_46":2041,"_48":2042,"_44":2043,"_75":76,"_77":2044,"_79":350,"_81":2045,"_83":84,"_85":41},"29c7e137-9630-48aa-9866-e9f9c0b7025c","‘75? What on earth makes you think I’m 75?’","75-what-on-earth-makes-you-think-im-75","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-75-whatonearthmakesyouthinki-m75-/media.mp3",8266208,"2021-01-22T23:21:19Z",{"_61":2047,"_46":2048,"_48":2049,"_44":2050,"_75":76,"_77":2051,"_79":374,"_81":2052,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fadba462-e593-4820-a283-de8dd1a0bc68","‘Honor has been, like, homeschooling me’","honor-has-been-like-homeschooling-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-honorhasbeen-like-homeschoolingme-/media.mp3",6073733,"2021-01-15T12:34:54Z",{"_61":2054,"_46":2055,"_48":2056,"_44":2057,"_75":76,"_77":2058,"_79":1883,"_81":2059,"_83":84,"_85":41},"859a0da8-9d91-45fe-b159-e9f22551ea23","‘The pressure of being the cool parent ends up being too much’","the-pressure-of-being-the-cool-parent-ends-up-being-too-much","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thepressureofbeingthecoolparentendsupbeingtoomuch-/media.mp3",8087168,"2021-01-08T12:00:10Z",{"_61":2061,"_46":2062,"_48":2063,"_44":2064,"_75":76,"_77":2065,"_79":1720,"_81":2066,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e1c3f31d-e49e-4770-888e-186a107d77a5","‘Do Dry January? That’s crazy talk’","do-dry-january-thats-crazy-talk","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-dodryjanuary-that-scrazytalk-/media.mp3",7636928,"2021-01-01T12:00:04Z",{"_61":2068,"_46":2069,"_48":2070,"_44":2071,"_75":76,"_77":2072,"_79":92,"_81":2073,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f95a6fdb-57cb-4aea-8424-1da96236fee7","‘I want a Christmas that Tony Holohan would approve of’","i-want-a-christmas-that-tony-holohan-would-approve-of","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwantachristmasthattonyholohanwouldapproveof-/media.mp3",7896608,"2020-12-18T14:50:13Z",{"_61":2075,"_46":2076,"_48":2077,"_44":2078,"_75":76,"_77":2079,"_79":1883,"_81":2080,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3426362a-edb9-4379-994b-3d96eab467aa","‘How much moo are we talking – for, like, midnight Mass in, say, Foxrock?’","how-much-moo-are-we-talking-for-like-midnight-mass-in-say-foxrock","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-howmuchmooarewetalking-for-like-midnightmassin-say-foxrock-/media.mp3",8082848,"2020-12-11T15:53:00Z",{"_61":2082,"_46":2083,"_48":2084,"_44":2085,"_75":76,"_77":2086,"_79":604,"_81":2087,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c4c996f4-431f-4792-b30a-3b4168648983","‘One of your Three Wise Men stuck his middle finger up at me’","one-of-your-three-wise-men-stuck-his-middle-finger-up-at-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-oneofyourthreewisemenstuckhismiddlefingerupatme-/media.mp3",7416608,"2020-12-04T13:00:45Z",{"_61":2089,"_46":2090,"_48":2091,"_44":2092,"_75":76,"_77":2093,"_79":604,"_81":2094,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8f2444c1-1796-457b-80cc-63b677a43142","The kitchen smells of rum. Either my old dear is over or Sorcha’s baking a Christmas cake","the-kitchen-smells-of-rum-either-my-old-dear-is-over-or-sorchas-baking-a-christmas-cake","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thekitchensmellsofrum.eithermyolddearisoverorsorcha-sbakingachristmascake/media.mp3",5912354,"2020-11-27T18:29:10Z",{"_61":2096,"_46":2097,"_48":2098,"_44":2099,"_75":76,"_77":2100,"_79":171,"_81":2101,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e1c3e37c-66fc-45db-930e-19f49ea791fa","‘I’ve storted a rumour Matt Damon wants to build a house on Coliemore road’","ive-storted-a-rumour-matt-damon-wants-to-build-a-house-on-coliemore-road","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-vestortedarumourmattdamonwantstobuildahouseoncoliemoreroad-/media.mp3",7667648,"2020-11-20T19:58:27Z",{"_61":2103,"_46":2104,"_48":2105,"_44":2106,"_75":76,"_77":2107,"_79":830,"_81":2108,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bd0a3e2d-3f69-4ebd-a68e-347bd0cb2f76","‘Honor was walking around with the blond wig and Make America Great Again sweatshirt’","honor-was-walking-around-with-the-blond-wig-and-make-america-great-again-sweatshirt","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-honorwaswalkingaroundwiththeblondwigandmakeamericagreatagainsweatshirt-/media.mp3",5628377,"2020-11-13T15:25:00Z",{"_61":2110,"_46":2111,"_48":2112,"_44":2113,"_75":76,"_77":2114,"_79":234,"_81":2115,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7f91f4ff-3a79-4a54-91e1-8fcb33ca70ae","‘Where is Flavian Way, anyway? It actually sounds more Glenageary than Dalkey?’","where-is-flavian-way-anyway-it-actually-sounds-more-glenageary-than-dalkey","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-whereisflavianway-anyway-itactuallysoundsmoreglenagearythandalkey-/media.mp3",16232240,"2020-11-07T13:25:04Z",{"_61":2117,"_46":2118,"_48":2119,"_44":2120,"_75":76,"_77":2121,"_79":1180,"_81":2122,"_83":84,"_85":41},"95fee5bd-7ce7-4ebd-863a-31eec1dff5b4","‘You can’t end a relationship with someone by climbing out the window’","you-cant-end-a-relationship-with-someone-by-climbing-out-the-window","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-youcan-tendarelationshipwithsomeonebyclimbingoutthewindow-/media.mp3",14679812,"2020-11-07T08:58:38Z",{"_61":2124,"_46":2125,"_48":2126,"_44":2127,"_75":76,"_77":2128,"_79":1569,"_81":2129,"_83":84,"_85":41},"18894ffd-4c3d-4f38-8fbe-c3d4f9930918","I can hear the old dear’s hysterical voice going, ‘Better men than you have eaten my one-pot stews!’","i-can-hear-the-old-dears-hysterical-voice-going-better-men-than-you-have-eaten-my-one-pot-stews","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/icanheartheolddear-shystericalvoicegoing-bettermenthanyouhaveeatenmyone-potstews-/media.mp3",15628808,"2020-10-23T16:40:43Z",{"_61":2131,"_46":2132,"_48":2133,"_44":2134,"_75":76,"_77":2135,"_79":342,"_81":2136,"_83":84,"_85":41},"882b122d-0bbb-41ec-a352-2124c71a7d1d","‘Johnny actual Sexton is at the front door’","johnny-actual-sexton-is-at-the-front-door","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-johnnyactualsextonisatthefrontdoor-/media.mp3",15151700,"2020-10-16T15:14:03Z",{"_61":2138,"_46":2139,"_48":2140,"_44":2141,"_75":76,"_77":2142,"_79":80,"_81":2143,"_83":84,"_85":41},"63e19cef-33a8-4081-9d62-b425b9806425","‘Ross,’ the old man goes, ‘I’m afraid I’ve made a dreadful mistake!’","ross-the-old-man-goes-im-afraid-ive-made-a-dreadful-mistake","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ross-theoldmangoes-i-mafraidi-vemadeadreadfulmistake-/media.mp3",7258208,"2020-10-09T13:20:42Z",{"_61":2145,"_46":2146,"_48":2147,"_44":2148,"_75":76,"_77":2149,"_79":1202,"_81":2150,"_83":84,"_85":41},"87069309-29ed-4bea-a4e9-05eee119eef2","‘Oh, right – you’re one of these maskier-than-thou people’","oh-right-youre-one-of-these-maskier-than-thou-people","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-oh-right-you-reoneofthesemaskier-than-thoupeople-/media.mp3",14892788,"2020-10-02T21:52:39Z",{"_61":2152,"_46":2153,"_48":2154,"_44":2155,"_75":76,"_77":2156,"_79":147,"_81":2157,"_83":84,"_85":41},"337ddac7-cf6c-4322-af74-76218a73b01d","‘I’ve never been much of a conversationalist, but I’m on fire with this woman’","ive-never-been-much-of-a-conversationalist-but-im-on-fire-with-this-woman","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-veneverbeenmuchofaconversationalist-buti-monfirewiththiswoman-/media.mp3",5847666,"2020-09-26T07:55:55Z",{"_61":2159,"_46":2160,"_48":2161,"_44":2162,"_75":76,"_77":2163,"_79":80,"_81":2164,"_83":84,"_85":41},"99eac0b9-f908-4bfd-9f45-2a47c80c3c17","‘They want us to vacate this place so they can use it as a love shack?’","they-want-us-to-vacate-this-place-so-they-can-use-it-as-a-love-shack","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-theywantustovacatethisplacesotheycanuseitasaloveshack-/media.mp3",7255328,"2020-09-18T10:36:31Z",{"_61":2166,"_46":2167,"_48":2168,"_44":2169,"_75":76,"_77":2170,"_79":358,"_81":2171,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b4eb61e7-f959-4920-b486-bacbeb68464e","‘I wouldn’t expect an animal to live in that place. And, besides, it’s rented out at the moment’","i-wouldnt-expect-an-animal-to-live-in-that-place-and-besides-its-rented-out-at-the-moment","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwouldn-texpectananimaltoliveinthatplace.and-besides-it-srentedoutatthemoment-/media.mp3",7532768,"2020-09-11T18:51:50Z",{"_61":2173,"_46":2174,"_48":2175,"_44":2176,"_75":76,"_77":2177,"_79":163,"_81":2178,"_83":84,"_85":41},"dba6b767-acac-4bbc-826f-f80e15050759","I’ve seen her drink turpentine and still be sober enough for nine holes in Foxrock","ive-seen-her-drink-turpentine-and-still-be-sober-enough-for-nine-holes-in-foxrock","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/i-veseenherdrinkturpentineandstillbesoberenoughfornineholesinfoxrock/media.mp3",7713248,"2020-09-04T12:04:58Z",{"_61":2180,"_46":2181,"_48":2182,"_44":2183,"_75":76,"_77":2184,"_79":80,"_81":2185,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1a705173-d99b-4ea8-a1ea-25e2fad7da56","This is still the Vico Road. Pandemic or no pandemic","this-is-still-the-vico-road-pandemic-or-no-pandemic","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thisisstillthevicoroad.pandemicornopandemic/media.mp3",7243808,"2020-08-28T11:12:07Z",{"_61":2187,"_46":2188,"_48":2189,"_44":2190,"_75":76,"_77":2191,"_79":2192,"_81":2193,"_83":84,"_85":41},"80ba3c3c-cda9-4e55-ae1c-4d979b3cd719","Your old dear is no scene-stealer... she has sticky-out ears and legs like the William Dorgan Bridge","your-old-dear-is-no-scene-stealer-she-has-sticky-out-ears-and-legs-like-the-william-dorgan-bridge","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/yourolddearisnoscene-stealer...shehassticky-outearsandlegslikethewilliamdorganbridge/media.mp3",8201888,410,"2020-08-21T13:23:06Z",{"_61":2195,"_46":2196,"_48":2197,"_44":2198,"_75":76,"_77":2199,"_79":163,"_81":2200,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba142054-9b9d-4dc6-8972-bc7fd2399e16","‘I’m going to ask you something,’ Sorcha goes, ‘Have you two been sleeping together?’","im-going-to-ask-you-something-sorcha-goes-have-you-two-been-sleeping-together","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mgoingtoaskyousomething-sorchagoes-haveyoutwobeensleepingtogether-/media.mp3",15386600,"2020-08-14T21:12:02Z",{"_61":2202,"_46":2203,"_48":2204,"_44":2205,"_75":76,"_77":2206,"_79":234,"_81":2207,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f9408d6d-4b1e-464f-9253-e0dc75b2779e","‘We could be in DeVille’s among people who get where we’re coming from. Literally the Vico Road’","we-could-be-in-devilles-among-people-who-get-where-were-coming-from-literally-the-vico-road","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-wecouldbeindeville-samongpeoplewhogetwherewe-recomingfrom.literallythevicoroad-/media.mp3",16238504,"2020-08-07T09:22:15Z",{"_61":2209,"_46":2210,"_48":2211,"_44":2212,"_75":76,"_77":2213,"_79":1883,"_81":2214,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d03ad68c-6dd0-43e4-b55b-32d15690a90a","We’re not American. This is how people from south Dublin talk?","were-not-american-this-is-how-people-from-south-dublin-talk","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/we-renotamerican.thisishowpeoplefromsouthdublintalk-/media.mp3",8083328,"2020-07-31T11:13:30Z",{"_61":2216,"_46":2217,"_48":2218,"_44":2219,"_75":76,"_77":2220,"_79":123,"_81":2221,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a1e1438e-06bc-4508-aff8-5983140483d5","‘I know none of us should be travelling - but Fock it’","i-know-none-of-us-should-be-travelling-but-fock-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iknownoneofusshouldbetravelling-butfockit-/media.mp3",7954688,"2020-07-24T08:37:25Z",{"_61":2223,"_46":2224,"_48":2225,"_44":2226,"_75":76,"_77":1209,"_79":1014,"_81":2227,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6888b1c6-693c-4c18-b736-7185b1f7edd3","‘We’ll be eating soup in Drizzle Mór while everyone else is sipping pina coladas’","well-be-eating-soup-in-drizzle-mór-while-everyone-else-is-sipping-pina-coladas","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-llbeeatingsoupindrizzlemorwhileeveryoneelseissippingpinacoladas-/media.mp3","2020-07-18T08:45:36Z",{"_61":2229,"_46":2230,"_48":2231,"_44":2232,"_75":76,"_77":2233,"_79":358,"_81":2234,"_83":84,"_85":41},"765aa4f0-82bf-4a87-ad46-b71b47ffe012","‘You see, the 50-person limit has made Mass tickets a hot commodity’","you-see-the-50-person-limit-has-made-mass-tickets-a-hot-commodity","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-yousee-the50-personlimithasmademassticketsahotcommodity-/media.mp3",7536128,"2020-07-11T06:55:39Z",{"_61":2236,"_46":2237,"_48":2238,"_44":2239,"_75":76,"_77":2240,"_79":123,"_81":2241,"_83":84,"_85":41},"58aae699-0658-44e6-985c-39321a84cdde","‘That’ll teach him to challenge the Rossmeister to a mickey-swinging contest’","thatll-teach-him-to-challenge-the-rossmeister-to-a-mickey-swinging-contest","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-that-llteachhimtochallengetherossmeistertoamickey-swingingcontest-/media.mp3",7950368,"2020-07-03T16:01:46Z",{"_61":2243,"_46":2244,"_48":2245,"_44":2246,"_75":76,"_77":2247,"_79":971,"_81":2248,"_83":84,"_85":41},"07656c98-a4f1-4326-b1c2-4a982a8c7e1e","‘I’m the same as you. I hate it when other people are good at stuff that I’m not good at’","im-the-same-as-you-i-hate-it-when-other-people-are-good-at-stuff-that-im-not-good-at","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mthesameasyou.ihateitwhenotherpeoplearegoodatstuffthati-mnotgoodat-/media.mp3",7214528,"2020-06-26T17:27:15Z",{"_61":2250,"_46":2251,"_48":2252,"_44":2253,"_75":76,"_77":2254,"_79":720,"_81":2255,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d2d1f107-2718-4920-a58f-d6f015e4081d","‘We give our children everything they ask for, if that makes us bad parents – guilty as chorged’","we-give-our-children-everything-they-ask-for-if-that-makes-us-bad-parents-guilty-as-chorged","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-wegiveourchildreneverythingtheyaskfor-ifthatmakesusbadparents-guiltyaschorged-/media.mp3",7798286,"2020-06-19T07:34:12Z",{"_61":2257,"_46":2258,"_48":2259,"_44":2260,"_75":76,"_77":2261,"_79":1202,"_81":2262,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fcf5bff5-1550-4337-a5fb-abb844400134","She saw a goy in a white coat and shouted, ‘Hero!’ And he was like, ‘Er, I work in Kiehl’s’","she-saw-a-goy-in-a-white-coat-and-shouted-hero-and-he-was-like-er-i-work-in-kiehls","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/shesawagoyinawhitecoatandshouted-hero-andhewaslike-er-iworkinkiehl-s-/media.mp3",7452200,"2020-06-12T22:22:28Z",{"_61":2264,"_46":2265,"_48":2266,"_44":2267,"_75":76,"_77":2268,"_79":903,"_81":2269,"_83":84,"_85":41},"68059d1b-9269-4b13-98f6-05a64b592fec","‘We’re having a fancy dress porty and I’m going as the wife of a philanderer’","were-having-a-fancy-dress-porty-and-im-going-as-the-wife-of-a-philanderer","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-rehavingafancydressportyandi-mgoingasthewifeofaphilanderer-/media.mp3",7936928,"2020-06-05T19:18:12Z",{"_61":2271,"_46":2272,"_48":2273,"_44":2274,"_75":76,"_77":2275,"_79":620,"_81":2276,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7a3de302-ab4f-4402-ae31-8361659f9ba4","‘Adultery is like getting a dent in a new cor. Once you’ve done it once, it gets easier’","adultery-is-like-getting-a-dent-in-a-new-cor-once-youve-done-it-once-it-gets-easier","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-adulteryislikegettingadentinanewcor.onceyou-vedoneitonce-itgetseasier-/media.mp3",8324984,"2020-05-29T10:35:01Z",{"_61":2278,"_46":2279,"_48":2280,"_44":2281,"_75":76,"_77":2282,"_79":720,"_81":2283,"_83":84,"_85":41},"edcc3dd3-22e4-4e97-b0ad-a73cc63b54ad","‘It’s a shame it took a global pandemic to get Ross to keep it in his trousers’","its-a-shame-it-took-a-global-pandemic-to-get-ross-to-keep-it-in-his-trousers","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-it-sashameittookaglobalpandemictogetrosstokeepitinhistrousers-/media.mp3",7810688,"2020-05-22T14:05:55Z",{"_61":2285,"_46":2286,"_48":2287,"_44":2288,"_75":76,"_77":2289,"_79":1276,"_81":2290,"_83":84,"_85":41},"325628c7-0fe3-420c-b94f-4f18c54590dc","‘Dad, you can shove your offer. I’m going to sit the Leaving Cert’","dad-you-can-shove-your-offer-im-going-to-sit-the-leaving-cert","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-dad-youcanshoveyouroffer.i-mgoingtosittheleavingcert-/media.mp3",9686144,"2020-05-15T12:34:08Z",{"_61":2292,"_46":2293,"_48":2294,"_44":2295,"_75":76,"_77":2296,"_79":310,"_81":2297,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c9ec656d-351e-4312-852e-d84f9fb5983d","‘I’ve been booking supermorket delivery slots weeks in advance. Then selling them for €70 each’","ive-been-booking-supermorket-delivery-slots-weeks-in-advance-then-selling-them-for-70-each","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-vebeenbookingsupermorketdeliveryslotsweeksinadvance.thensellingthemfor-70each-/media.mp3",7492928,"2020-05-12T08:37:21Z",{"_61":2299,"_46":2300,"_48":2301,"_44":2302,"_75":76,"_77":2303,"_79":310,"_81":2304,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a7af1f63-0466-4954-822c-1c28da6bdb27","‘Ross, how would you like to make love to a woman with grey hair?’","ross-how-would-you-like-to-make-love-to-a-woman-with-grey-hair","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ross-howwouldyouliketomakelovetoawomanwithgreyhair-/media.mp3",7491008,"2020-05-02T07:23:06Z",{"_61":2306,"_46":2307,"_48":2308,"_44":2309,"_75":76,"_77":2310,"_79":460,"_81":2311,"_83":84,"_85":41},"265fdc8a-b348-4a55-97b0-ce6bf225f374","‘Sorcha has an – I think it’s a word – alterior motive for the Zoom call’","sorcha-has-an-i-think-its-a-word-alterior-motive-for-the-zoom-call","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-sorchahasan-ithinkit-saword-alteriormotiveforthezoomcall-/media.mp3",7427648,"2020-04-24T08:45:06Z",{"_61":2313,"_46":2314,"_48":2315,"_44":2316,"_75":76,"_77":2317,"_79":310,"_81":2318,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a56c9228-7dc4-4e9f-b597-c18a63ca59da","Joe Wicks goes, ‘That’s our warm-up completed.’ I’m already focked","joe-wicks-goes-thats-our-warm-up-completed-im-already-focked","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/joewicksgoes-that-sourwarm-upcompleted.-i-malreadyfocked/media.mp3",7485728,"2020-04-17T10:55:48Z",{"_61":2320,"_46":2321,"_48":2322,"_44":2323,"_75":76,"_77":2324,"_79":1202,"_81":2325,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3c661c15-5dd8-4af3-84a2-2853ff90ca40","‘We’re not going to eat the banana bread. We’re going to give it to the neighbours’","were-not-going-to-eat-the-banana-bread-were-going-to-give-it-to-the-neighbours","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-renotgoingtoeatthebananabread.we-regoingtogiveittotheneighbours-/media.mp3",7458368,"2020-04-10T11:14:49Z",{"_61":2327,"_46":2328,"_48":2329,"_44":2330,"_75":76,"_77":2331,"_79":1180,"_81":2332,"_83":84,"_85":41},"07824415-0f49-42a3-84a4-3c0abec33c31","‘We’re fine up here, Ross. I just can’t imagine this thing coming to Foxrock’","were-fine-up-here-ross-i-just-cant-imagine-this-thing-coming-to-foxrock","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-refineuphere-ross.ijustcan-timaginethisthingcomingtofoxrock-/media.mp3",7344128,"2020-04-03T19:33:50Z",{"_61":2334,"_46":2335,"_48":2336,"_44":2337,"_75":76,"_77":2338,"_79":765,"_81":2339,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9b9962ca-8904-4f62-9b73-6b5912c0078d","‘Ross, from this morning, you’re going to be home-schooling Honor.’ I laugh out loud","ross-from-this-morning-youre-going-to-be-home-schooling-honor-i-laugh-out-loud","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ross-fromthismorning-you-regoingtobehome-schoolinghonor.-ilaughoutloud/media.mp3",7994528,"2020-03-27T23:26:12Z",{"_61":2341,"_46":2342,"_48":2343,"_44":2344,"_75":76,"_77":2345,"_79":1569,"_81":2346,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3dc23842-0302-487e-8e37-9f3a0ff3b0e1","‘The O’Carroll-Kelly Saliva Stakes is the closest thing we have to live sport now’","the-ocarroll-kelly-saliva-stakes-is-the-closest-thing-we-have-to-live-sport-now","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-theo-carroll-kellysalivastakesistheclosestthingwehavetolivesportnow-/media.mp3",7819328,"2020-03-20T09:59:28Z",{"_61":2348,"_46":2349,"_48":2350,"_44":2351,"_75":76,"_77":2352,"_79":460,"_81":2353,"_83":84,"_85":41},"88c2056a-e276-4497-853e-56b9789b1dbb","‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’","ross-i-hate-to-be-the-bearer-of-bad-news-your-mother-is-on-tinder","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ross-ihatetobethebearerofbadnews.yourmotherisontinder-/media.mp3",7433408,"2020-03-14T12:12:42Z",{"_61":2355,"_46":2356,"_48":2357,"_44":2358,"_75":76,"_77":2359,"_79":444,"_81":2360,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2d18faa4-3346-4e48-86a6-fed5b765d0d3","‘I recognise the look instantly. One cheater knows another’","i-recognise-the-look-instantly-one-cheater-knows-another","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-irecognisethelookinstantly.onecheaterknowsanother-/media.mp3",7743488,"2020-03-06T09:07:37Z",{"_61":2362,"_46":2363,"_48":2364,"_44":2365,"_75":76,"_77":2366,"_79":115,"_81":2367,"_83":84,"_85":41},"21f09040-d339-47cc-9de8-9e08361e7ebe","‘Samuel Beckett’s a writer. He wrote Waiting for Bobo’","samuel-becketts-a-writer-he-wrote-waiting-for-bobo","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-samuelbeckett-sawriter.hewrotewaitingforbobo-/media.mp3",7771328,"2020-02-28T11:13:04Z",{"_61":2369,"_46":2370,"_48":2371,"_44":2372,"_75":76,"_77":978,"_79":187,"_81":2373,"_83":84,"_85":41},"369551d0-6bdb-4d95-a00e-fd3d96acaed1","‘I just shake my head... The dirty dog. The filthy hypocrite’","i-just-shake-my-head-the-dirty-dog-the-filthy-hypocrite","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ijustshakemyhead...thedirtydog.thefilthyhypocrite-/media.mp3","2020-02-21T12:00:10Z",{"_61":2375,"_46":2376,"_48":2377,"_44":2378,"_75":76,"_77":2379,"_79":203,"_81":2380,"_83":84,"_85":41},"71188d45-febd-4553-9587-eab5db19212f","‘Sold to the man in the Ireland jersey with a bowtie tied around his neck!’","sold-to-the-man-in-the-ireland-jersey-with-a-bowtie-tied-around-his-neck","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-soldtothemanintheirelandjerseywithabowtietiedaroundhisneck-/media.mp3",7796288,"2020-02-15T10:53:02Z",{"_61":2382,"_46":2383,"_48":2384,"_44":2385,"_75":76,"_77":2386,"_79":264,"_81":2387,"_83":84,"_85":41},"42cc9ae5-aba7-465a-a3e7-c466eefa2676","‘I want you to flirt with the girl on the reception desk’","i-want-you-to-flirt-with-the-girl-on-the-reception-desk","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwantyoutoflirtwiththegirlonthereceptiondesk-/media.mp3",6942368,"2020-02-07T15:14:31Z",{"_61":2389,"_46":2390,"_48":2391,"_44":2392,"_75":76,"_77":2393,"_79":691,"_81":2394,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a01f95b8-cad1-4a68-a1b3-d76db2075401","‘I want this to be as big as the Statue of bloody well Liberty!”’","i-want-this-to-be-as-big-as-the-statue-of-bloody-well-liberty","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwantthistobeasbigasthestatueofbloodywellliberty-/media.mp3",7377248,"2020-01-31T16:27:34Z",{"_61":2396,"_46":2397,"_48":2398,"_44":2399,"_75":76,"_77":2400,"_79":203,"_81":2401,"_83":84,"_85":41},"18382b90-69cd-4aef-beeb-2321ee84bd5a","‘Críost on a rothar. It looks like Chorlie Haughey’","críost-on-a-rothar-it-looks-like-chorlie-haughey","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-criostonarothar.itlookslikechorliehaughey-/media.mp3",7796768,"2020-01-24T13:16:17Z",{"_61":2403,"_46":2404,"_48":2405,"_44":2406,"_75":76,"_77":2407,"_79":1720,"_81":2408,"_83":84,"_85":41},"876e4d36-9bb9-4db7-b79c-2b82b3b2c67d","I hate my father-in-law the same way dogs hate lampposts","i-hate-my-father-in-law-the-same-way-dogs-hate-lampposts","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ihatemyfather-in-lawthesamewaydogshatelampposts/media.mp3",7630688,"2020-01-17T15:50:41Z",{"_61":2410,"_46":2411,"_48":2412,"_44":2413,"_75":76,"_77":2414,"_79":2415,"_81":2416,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1f42a8eb-35fd-4c66-a8f4-ace0f0733d6d","\"You’re a camel hair coat away from being your grandfather, Ro\"","youre-a-camel-hair-coat-away-from-being-your-grandfather-ro","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/you-reacamelhaircoatawayfrombeingyourgrandfather-ro/media.mp3",6719168,335,"2020-01-10T15:00:19Z",{"_61":2418,"_46":2419,"_48":2420,"_44":2421,"_75":76,"_77":2422,"_79":2423,"_81":2424,"_83":84,"_85":41},"daa6cdd5-c431-4a4a-9a30-ceb51e5d2bbf","‘We should have maybe hired a professional jockey’","we-should-have-maybe-hired-a-professional-jockey","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-weshouldhavemaybehiredaprofessionaljockey-/media.mp3",6997568,349,"2020-01-03T12:00:03Z",{"_61":2426,"_46":2427,"_48":2428,"_44":2429,"_75":76,"_77":2430,"_79":264,"_81":2431,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c0784d36-4f04-42d3-a3ed-d91c8cf8407f","‘Is anyone going to own up to this Kris Kindle? Is this some kind of joke?’","is-anyone-going-to-own-up-to-this-kris-kindle-is-this-some-kind-of-joke","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-isanyonegoingtoownuptothiskriskindle-isthissomekindofjoke-/media.mp3",6958208,"2019-12-24T07:00:03Z",{"_61":2433,"_46":2434,"_48":2435,"_44":2436,"_75":76,"_77":2437,"_79":2423,"_81":2438,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f07d390b-fc56-4bdb-89c2-72714aa10d75","‘Ross, you can’t hold a note. I don’t want you embarrassing yourself’","ross-you-cant-hold-a-note-i-dont-want-you-embarrassing-yourself","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ross-youcan-tholdanote.idon-twantyouembarrassingyourself-/media.mp3",6994208,"2019-12-20T15:09:22Z",{"_61":2440,"_46":2441,"_48":2442,"_44":2443,"_75":76,"_77":2444,"_79":139,"_81":2445,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c6bac129-5bad-4b16-b7e1-1f5ecc6deb6c","‘Goys, does Ronan look like he’s actually in control of that horse?’","goys-does-ronan-look-like-hes-actually-in-control-of-that-horse","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-goys-doesronanlooklikehe-sactuallyincontrolofthathorse-/media.mp3",6831008,"2019-12-13T16:55:01Z",{"_61":2447,"_46":2448,"_48":2449,"_44":2450,"_75":76,"_77":2451,"_79":1720,"_81":2452,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d38d14b1-d7b6-4603-932b-ff290bf310e2","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We may need to cuff him when we get to Lapland’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-we-may-need-to-cuff-him-when-we-get-to-lapland","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-wemayneedtocuffhimwhenwegettolapland-/media.mp3",7624448,"2019-12-06T11:01:03Z",{"_61":2454,"_46":2455,"_48":2456,"_44":2457,"_75":76,"_77":2458,"_79":720,"_81":2459,"_83":84,"_85":41},"06067ea7-12a7-42bd-8596-645944c22fbe","‘Tubs sees the boys then and – in fairness – he gives them the benefit of the doubt’","tubs-sees-the-boys-then-and-in-fairness-he-gives-them-the-benefit-of-the-doubt","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-tubsseestheboysthenand-infairness-hegivesthemthebenefitofthedoubt-/media.mp3",15614528,"2019-11-29T12:00:23Z",{"_61":2461,"_46":2462,"_48":2463,"_44":2464,"_75":76,"_77":2465,"_79":318,"_81":2466,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bcfde494-fd1e-4e1b-9230-b963e49740c1","'The dude goes, The horse is a maniac. He's the maddest animal I've ever seen'","the-dude-goes-the-horse-is-a-maniac-hes-the-maddest-animal-ive-ever-seen","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thedudegoes-thehorseisamaniac.hesthemaddestanimaliveeverseen/media.mp3",15382208,"2019-11-22T09:44:28Z",{"_61":2468,"_46":2469,"_48":2470,"_44":2471,"_75":76,"_77":2472,"_79":286,"_81":2473,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a6d989cd-b87e-47eb-be4d-ee36a1d6c46a","'Oh my God', Honor goes, 'there's a focking horse in the gorden!'","oh-my-god-honor-goes-theres-a-focking-horse-in-the-gorden","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ohmygod-honorgoes-theresafockinghorseinthegorden-/media.mp3",7191968,"2019-11-15T14:15:36Z",{"_61":2475,"_46":2476,"_48":2477,"_44":2478,"_75":76,"_77":2479,"_79":179,"_81":2480,"_83":84,"_85":41},"566f76b0-a9ee-48b3-b8cf-86ba95c7567f","'Me and the goys are thinking of buying a horse'","me-and-the-goys-are-thinking-of-buying-a-horse","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/meandthegoysarethinkingofbuyingahorse/media.mp3",15284288,"2019-11-08T16:32:19Z",{"_61":2482,"_46":2483,"_48":2484,"_44":2485,"_75":76,"_77":2486,"_79":195,"_81":2487,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f128b07e-7ce9-45e8-a91c-ec1ae3286c92","‘It’s supposed to be like Quinta do Lago – except outside it’s Ballymahon’","its-supposed-to-be-like-quinta-do-lago-except-outside-its-ballymahon","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-it-ssupposedtobelikequintadolago-exceptoutsideit-sballymahon-/media.mp3",14750804,"2019-11-01T10:46:19Z",{"_61":2489,"_46":2490,"_48":2491,"_44":2492,"_75":76,"_77":2493,"_79":1232,"_81":2494,"_83":84,"_85":41},"576d0c25-a7dc-4586-b97e-f9590775b722","\"It absolutely kills me to say this, but people hate our kids\"","it-absolutely-kills-me-to-say-this-but-people-hate-our-kids","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/itabsolutelykillsmetosaythis-butpeoplehateourkids/media.mp3",6975008,"2019-10-25T09:23:30Z",{"_61":2496,"_46":2497,"_48":2498,"_44":2499,"_75":76,"_77":2500,"_79":765,"_81":2501,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bda85e3d-916e-4aee-883e-d231e4f5a6bd","‘Munster didn’t beat the All Blacks in 1978. This video proves it’","munster-didnt-beat-the-all-blacks-in-1978-this-video-proves-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-munsterdidn-tbeattheallblacksin1978.thisvideoprovesit-/media.mp3",7988768,"2019-10-18T11:40:19Z",{"_61":2503,"_46":2504,"_48":2505,"_44":2506,"_75":76,"_77":2507,"_79":2192,"_81":2508,"_83":84,"_85":41},"614473ed-0ee3-404f-b7b8-04206f92edb1","‘No, Sorcha. I’m going to Japan. The team needs me’","no-sorcha-im-going-to-japan-the-team-needs-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-no-sorcha.i-mgoingtojapan.theteamneedsme-/media.mp3",8204288,"2019-10-11T08:52:16Z",{"_61":2510,"_46":2511,"_48":2512,"_44":2513,"_75":76,"_77":2514,"_79":830,"_81":2515,"_83":84,"_85":41},"39add633-d8be-4969-9b40-9d4472317279","'All these early morning matches are taking their toll on me'","all-these-early-morning-matches-are-taking-their-toll-on-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/alltheseearlymorningmatchesaretakingtheirtollonme/media.mp3",14075336,"2019-10-04T09:16:05Z",{"_61":2517,"_46":2518,"_48":2519,"_44":2520,"_75":76,"_77":2521,"_79":2423,"_81":2522,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4527d784-311d-45c0-aafb-d023149a2121","'My meal was served on a 1986 edition of the 01 phone directory'","my-meal-was-served-on-a-1986-edition-of-the-01-phone-directory","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/mymealwasservedona1986editionofthe01phonedirectory/media.mp3",5589248,"2019-10-01T10:39:16Z",{"_61":2524,"_46":2525,"_48":2526,"_44":2527,"_75":76,"_77":2528,"_79":358,"_81":2529,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c31af8df-5fce-4b03-99df-2ffe65287952","Isn’t everyone wearing a kimono to watch the rugby?","isnt-everyone-wearing-a-kimono-to-watch-the-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/isn-teveryonewearingakimonotowatchtherugby-/media.mp3",6028928,"2019-09-20T10:56:11Z",{"_61":2531,"_46":2532,"_48":2533,"_44":2534,"_75":76,"_77":2535,"_79":318,"_81":2536,"_83":84,"_85":41},"efc35779-fe90-4d97-9045-14e2236d9fd6","‘Munster beat the All Blacks. We’ve all heard the story... but did it really happen?’","munster-beat-the-all-blacks-weve-all-heard-the-story-but-did-it-really-happen","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-munsterbeattheallblacks.we-veallheardthestory...butdiditreallyhappen-/media.mp3",6150272,"2019-09-13T10:00:48Z",{"_61":2538,"_46":2539,"_48":2540,"_44":2541,"_75":76,"_77":2542,"_79":604,"_81":2543,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f8c4214d-c758-4f1e-9384-609b0d1b67ef","‘How does another dog plus five grand sound?’","how-does-another-dog-plus-five-grand-sound","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-howdoesanotherdogplusfivegrandsound-/media.mp3",5930240,"2019-09-06T10:31:27Z",{"_61":2545,"_46":2546,"_48":2547,"_44":2548,"_75":76,"_77":2549,"_79":163,"_81":2550,"_83":84,"_85":41},"87308293-0c97-4101-a764-1583b21c9229","‘How dare they leave out the hyphen?’","how-dare-they-leave-out-the-hyphen","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-howdaretheyleaveoutthehyphen-/media.mp3",6174464,"2019-08-30T17:00:16Z",{"_61":2552,"_46":2553,"_48":2554,"_44":2555,"_75":76,"_77":2556,"_79":2557,"_81":2558,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b8354395-4d34-4885-9ff9-dc8bda265ce1","Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Three","schmidt-happens-excerpt-three","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/schmidthappens-excerptthree/media.mp3",4848512,303,"2019-08-29T04:00:25Z",{"_61":2560,"_46":2561,"_48":2562,"_44":2563,"_75":76,"_77":2564,"_79":2565,"_81":2566,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e5c3652e-74f4-43d1-967c-5bba2907e2d5","Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Two","schmidt-happens-excerpt-two","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/schmidthappens-excerpttwo/media.mp3",10131200,633,"2019-08-28T05:00:16Z",{"_61":2568,"_46":2569,"_48":2570,"_44":2571,"_75":76,"_77":2572,"_79":2573,"_81":2574,"_83":84,"_85":41},"060e2735-1224-41cf-a729-246b4c46f7e3","Schmidt Happens: Excerpt One","schmidt-happens-excerpt-one","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/schmidthappens-excerptone/media.mp3",9455744,591,"2019-08-27T04:00:36Z",{"_61":2576,"_46":2577,"_48":2578,"_44":2579,"_75":76,"_77":2580,"_79":2581,"_81":2582,"_83":84,"_85":41},"85ac6c8e-37d9-4dbb-84bf-d1b2a384a6e4","As one girl puts it, ‘Send him back to Google in a focking wheelchair’","as-one-girl-puts-it-send-him-back-to-google-in-a-focking-wheelchair","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/asonegirlputsit-sendhimbacktogoogleinafockingwheelchair-/media.mp3",11916416,744,"2019-08-23T16:00:16Z",{"_61":2584,"_46":2585,"_48":2586,"_44":2587,"_75":76,"_77":2588,"_79":405,"_81":2589,"_83":84,"_85":41},"17388003-5f43-4c2c-9782-967c461f66de","‘The dude pats me down to make sure I’m not packing heat’","the-dude-pats-me-down-to-make-sure-im-not-packing-heat","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thedudepatsmedowntomakesurei-mnotpackingheat-/media.mp3",6040064,"2019-08-16T16:00:26Z",{"_61":2591,"_46":2592,"_48":2593,"_44":2594,"_75":76,"_77":2595,"_79":822,"_81":2596,"_83":84,"_85":41},"1035ac81-88dc-4b9b-951c-f13b2e2e99aa","‘You can’t fire me as a godparent. I resign’","you-cant-fire-me-as-a-godparent-i-resign","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-youcan-tfiremeasagodparent.iresign-/media.mp3",5674496,"2019-08-09T16:01:05Z",{"_61":2598,"_46":2599,"_48":2600,"_44":2601,"_75":76,"_77":2602,"_79":1569,"_81":2603,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9d80ab32-fecb-4df8-9e8b-d198a2b1c13e","A south Dublin borbecue – what could possibly go wrong?","a-south-dublin-borbecue-what-could-possibly-go-wrong","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/asouthdublinborbecue-whatcouldpossiblygowrong-/media.mp3",15639248,"2019-08-02T10:00:15Z",{"_61":2605,"_46":2606,"_48":2607,"_44":2608,"_75":76,"_77":2609,"_79":366,"_81":2610,"_83":84,"_85":41},"213e3829-5f2a-428b-a3e7-c424783d9a1e","‘I wouldn’t be shocked if she was running a meth lab out of her bedroom’","i-wouldnt-be-shocked-if-she-was-running-a-meth-lab-out-of-her-bedroom","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwouldn-tbeshockedifshewasrunningamethlaboutofherbedroom-/media.mp3",13693232,"2019-07-26T10:00:25Z",{"_61":2612,"_46":2613,"_48":2614,"_44":2615,"_75":76,"_77":2616,"_79":604,"_81":2617,"_83":84,"_85":41},"24e8bcf3-1aef-4411-a707-34f6892ce633","‘You found 10 bags of cocaine and you go to the police?’","you-found-10-bags-of-cocaine-and-you-go-to-the-police","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-youfound10bagsofcocaineandyougotothepolice-/media.mp3",14796740,"2019-07-20T06:34:51Z",{"_61":2619,"_46":2620,"_48":2621,"_44":2622,"_75":76,"_77":2623,"_79":2624,"_81":2625,"_83":84,"_85":41},"735faf2c-c980-4214-a5de-503141985719","‘It’s coke, Rosser.’ I’m there, ‘Well I knew it wasn’t Shake n’Vac’","its-coke-rosser-im-there-well-i-knew-it-wasnt-shake-nvac","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-it-scoke-rosser.-i-mthere-welliknewitwasn-tshaken-vac-/media.mp3",5379584,336,"2019-07-12T09:34:45Z",{"_61":2627,"_46":2628,"_48":2629,"_44":2630,"_75":76,"_77":2631,"_79":366,"_81":2632,"_83":84,"_85":41},"766a5df7-cb06-4fd4-8d6a-17ce63fca4cd","I’ve tried my best not to love my son any less since he storted wearing glasses","ive-tried-my-best-not-to-love-my-son-any-less-since-he-storted-wearing-glasses","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/i-vetriedmybestnottolovemysonanylesssincehestortedwearingglasses/media.mp3",5486336,"2019-07-05T11:19:09Z",{"_61":2634,"_46":2635,"_48":2636,"_44":2637,"_75":76,"_77":2638,"_79":1202,"_81":2639,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c2770edf-73da-4540-a387-f8bf2256b694","Honor has suddenly started to think about environmental issues ... but why?","honor-has-suddenly-started-to-think-about-environmental-issues-but-why","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/honorhassuddenlystartedtothinkaboutenvironmentalissues...butwhy-/media.mp3",14900096,"2019-06-29T08:44:39Z",{"_61":2641,"_46":2642,"_48":2643,"_44":2644,"_75":76,"_77":2645,"_79":107,"_81":2646,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b6dcb734-1739-4503-92b1-24ac104b4d12","Honor leaves Love Island to admit to driving the cor","honor-leaves-love-island-to-admit-to-driving-the-cor","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/honorleavesloveislandtoadmittodrivingthecor/media.mp3",14539916,"2019-06-21T13:49:20Z",{"_61":2648,"_46":2649,"_48":2650,"_44":2651,"_75":76,"_77":2652,"_79":1356,"_81":2653,"_83":84,"_85":41},"58cef754-e9ac-4674-869a-ee3beb953cc3","‘While I hate lying to him, that’s my job as a parent’","while-i-hate-lying-to-him-thats-my-job-as-a-parent","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-whileihatelyingtohim-that-smyjobasaparent-/media.mp3",5544704,"2019-06-14T10:52:41Z",{"_61":2655,"_46":2656,"_48":2657,"_44":2658,"_75":76,"_77":2659,"_79":1232,"_81":2660,"_83":84,"_85":41},"56a79b0a-7ab0-470f-bbd7-07605ccfb519","‘Sorcha says the words that every rugby father dreads’","sorcha-says-the-words-that-every-rugby-father-dreads","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-sorchasaysthewordsthateveryrugbyfatherdreads-/media.mp3",5576192,"2019-06-08T11:00:05Z",{"_61":2662,"_46":2663,"_48":2664,"_44":2665,"_75":76,"_77":2666,"_79":302,"_81":2667,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8d262a1c-25a1-4746-9f53-df8f7305ebc6","'The Lambo my old man gave Ro is having a strange effect on him'","the-lambo-my-old-man-gave-ro-is-having-a-strange-effect-on-him","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thelambomyoldmangaveroishavingastrangeeffectonhim/media.mp3",13609712,"2019-05-31T11:00:27Z",{"_61":2669,"_46":2670,"_48":2671,"_44":2672,"_75":76,"_77":2673,"_79":604,"_81":2674,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8a6ff7e6-8899-47e3-9a20-327e7a0f3fdf","‘We’re going to be doing what I call, Maths Through Rugby’","were-going-to-be-doing-what-i-call-maths-through-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-regoingtobedoingwhaticall-mathsthroughrugby-/media.mp3",14803004,"2019-05-24T11:00:27Z",{"_61":2676,"_46":2677,"_48":2678,"_44":2679,"_75":76,"_77":2680,"_79":286,"_81":2681,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2216b820-d36c-44b2-9c02-4043b3f982c4","‘You’re a Montessori teacher. A babysitter with good insurance cover’","youre-a-montessori-teacher-a-babysitter-with-good-insurance-cover","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-you-reamontessoriteacher.ababysitterwithgoodinsurancecover-/media.mp3",14368700,"2019-05-17T14:47:09Z",{"_61":2683,"_46":2684,"_48":2685,"_44":2686,"_75":76,"_77":2687,"_79":1348,"_81":2688,"_83":84,"_85":41},"44c359d4-8cb1-4ab0-8c75-a8a86693ec86","‘I know deep down she actually hates that I’m the cool parent’","i-know-deep-down-she-actually-hates-that-im-the-cool-parent","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iknowdeepdownsheactuallyhatesthati-mthecoolparent-/media.mp3",5824256,"2019-05-10T11:00:49Z",{"_61":2690,"_46":2691,"_48":2692,"_44":2693,"_75":76,"_77":2694,"_79":604,"_81":2695,"_83":84,"_85":41},"33637b63-24e2-4f79-a5fa-70c38cfa7674","'I don't mind being buried in Deansgrange. It's a good address'","i-dont-mind-being-buried-in-deansgrange-its-a-good-address","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/idontmindbeingburiedindeansgrange.itsagoodaddress/media.mp3",14823884,"2019-05-03T10:00:19Z",{"_61":2697,"_46":2698,"_48":2699,"_44":2700,"_75":76,"_77":2701,"_79":107,"_81":2702,"_83":84,"_85":41},"32e50244-3263-47e7-b6e1-f76b13f8a2f9","'What the fock are you doing in a red Lambo?'","what-the-fock-are-you-doing-in-a-red-lambo","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/whatthefockareyoudoinginaredlambo-/media.mp3",5812352,"2019-04-26T17:00:09Z",{"_61":2704,"_46":2705,"_48":2706,"_44":2707,"_75":76,"_77":2708,"_79":2709,"_81":2710,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c19db413-34a4-4bd8-ae98-9507b0044a00","‘We’re going to miss the Easter Bonnet Parade in Dalkey’","were-going-to-miss-the-easter-bonnet-parade-in-dalkey","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-regoingtomisstheeasterbonnetparadeindalkey-/media.mp3",5686016,355,"2019-04-19T10:00:24Z",{"_61":2712,"_46":2713,"_48":2714,"_44":2715,"_75":76,"_77":2716,"_79":2709,"_81":2717,"_83":84,"_85":41},"08749640-c8b5-4e64-8c63-321a2d2e6877","‘I’m just saying that our kids are three little yobs’","im-just-saying-that-our-kids-are-three-little-yobs","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mjustsayingthatourkidsarethreelittleyobs-/media.mp3",5678720,"2019-04-12T11:00:14Z",{"_61":2719,"_46":2720,"_48":2721,"_44":2722,"_75":76,"_77":2723,"_79":720,"_81":2724,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c5c4dfdb-798d-4f50-b08f-3e1d4b7937de","‘Let’s just say the match is not a good advertisement for rugby’","lets-just-say-the-match-is-not-a-good-advertisement-for-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-let-sjustsaythematchisnotagoodadvertisementforrugby-/media.mp3",6242816,"2019-04-05T11:58:51Z",{"_61":2726,"_46":2727,"_48":2728,"_44":2729,"_75":76,"_77":2730,"_79":405,"_81":2731,"_83":84,"_85":41},"76e77dff-13d0-4fb2-a92a-9cd6bf9389d7","‘I dedicate each sit-up to someone who’s done me wrong over the years’","i-dedicate-each-sit-up-to-someone-whos-done-me-wrong-over-the-years","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-idedicateeachsit-uptosomeonewho-sdonemewrongovertheyears-/media.mp3",6039296,"2019-03-29T12:00:12Z",{"_61":2733,"_46":2734,"_48":2735,"_44":2736,"_75":76,"_77":2737,"_79":358,"_81":2738,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5db58e6e-2f7d-43cd-b1dd-246f02b2f607","I’m remembering Fr Fehily hyped up to fever pitch after listening to his Hitler 45s","im-remembering-fr-fehily-hyped-up-to-fever-pitch-after-listening-to-his-hitler-45s","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/i-mrememberingfrfehilyhypeduptofeverpitchafterlisteningtohishitler45s/media.mp3",6025856,"2019-03-22T12:00:19Z",{"_61":2740,"_46":2741,"_48":2742,"_44":2743,"_75":76,"_77":2744,"_79":1348,"_81":2745,"_83":84,"_85":41},"000b9e63-4203-4dee-953a-809d5bf8f337","‘Gout? What the fock is gout? And please don’t say it’s caused by rugby’","gout-what-the-fock-is-gout-and-please-dont-say-its-caused-by-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-gout-whatthefockisgout-andpleasedon-tsayit-scausedbyrugby-/media.mp3",5827712,"2019-03-15T12:00:48Z",{"_61":2747,"_46":2748,"_48":2749,"_44":2750,"_75":76,"_77":2751,"_79":822,"_81":2752,"_83":84,"_85":41},"750cd058-51f8-43ee-b9ee-e96c30a20b48","‘We would have beaten you with or without Fr Fehily’s doping programme’","we-would-have-beaten-you-with-or-without-fr-fehilys-doping-programme","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-wewouldhavebeatenyouwithorwithoutfrfehily-sdopingprogramme-/media.mp3",5669504,"2019-03-08T11:44:57Z",{"_61":2754,"_46":2755,"_48":2756,"_44":2757,"_75":76,"_77":2758,"_79":436,"_81":2759,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6328b042-73f9-4d77-a327-b9058eb22d16","The old man takes his truth bus to UCD’s snowflakes","the-old-man-takes-his-truth-bus-to-ucds-snowflakes","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/theoldmantakeshistruthbustoucd-ssnowflakes/media.mp3",5972864,"2019-03-01T09:57:35Z",{"_61":2761,"_46":2762,"_48":2763,"_44":2764,"_75":76,"_77":2765,"_79":1232,"_81":2766,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b8ea115c-1c1a-41ff-be69-1a25784d4778","No one warns you as you leave Holles Street, “Kids can be seriously focking annoying”","no-one-warns-you-as-you-leave-holles-street-kids-can-be-seriously-focking-annoying","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/noonewarnsyouasyouleavehollesstreet-kidscanbeseriouslyfockingannoying-/media.mp3",5556236,"2019-02-22T11:00:15Z",{"_61":2768,"_46":2769,"_48":2770,"_44":2771,"_75":76,"_77":2772,"_79":1378,"_81":2773,"_83":84,"_85":41},"88cf117c-5d1a-4d16-beb1-156cae70ffe4","‘A convicted criminal is what this female student person called me!’","a-convicted-criminal-is-what-this-female-student-person-called-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-aconvictedcriminaliswhatthisfemalestudentpersoncalledme-/media.mp3",5607110,"2019-02-15T16:14:54Z",{"_61":2775,"_46":2776,"_48":2777,"_44":2778,"_75":76,"_77":2779,"_79":107,"_81":2780,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ca0b7a0f-4996-4417-931a-d4a5c7a5792d","''Fock England!’ they shouted as we passed actual England supporters'","fock-england-they-shouted-as-we-passed-actual-england-supporters","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/fockengland-theyshoutedaswepassedactualenglandsupporters/media.mp3",14537828,"2019-02-08T18:03:22Z",{"_61":2782,"_46":2783,"_48":2784,"_44":2785,"_75":76,"_77":2786,"_79":195,"_81":2787,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d115dc53-e2a5-4dc0-9164-53bf6669da0c","‘Ugly right-wing views? Is this about my letter to The Irish Times?’","ugly-right-wing-views-is-this-about-my-letter-to-the-irish-times","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-uglyright-wingviews-isthisaboutmylettertotheirishtimes-/media.mp3",5896508,"2019-02-01T11:00:25Z",{"_61":2789,"_46":2790,"_48":2791,"_44":2792,"_75":76,"_77":2793,"_79":1298,"_81":2794,"_83":84,"_85":41},"40b580ec-10bb-43ad-8f92-9e121c3a323f","‘I’m entitled to know why taxi drivers seem to think so little of me’","im-entitled-to-know-why-taxi-drivers-seem-to-think-so-little-of-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mentitledtoknowwhytaxidriversseemtothinksolittleofme-/media.mp3",5713862,"2019-01-25T15:03:52Z",{"_61":2796,"_46":2797,"_48":2798,"_44":2799,"_75":76,"_77":2800,"_79":115,"_81":2801,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4bae7535-e900-4d31-b220-2ad888ea1bfd","'How does this sound: The O’Carroll-Kelly Institute of Rugby!'","how-does-this-sound-the-ocarroll-kelly-institute-of-rugby","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/howdoesthissound-theo-carroll-kellyinstituteofrugby-/media.mp3",6200918,"2019-01-18T14:37:50Z",{"_61":2803,"_46":2804,"_48":2805,"_44":2806,"_75":76,"_77":2807,"_79":1348,"_81":2808,"_83":84,"_85":41},"903d8165-61b2-4ead-b679-59530bf09614","‘Honor can be terribly cruel – it’s hilarious if you’re not the one on the receiving end’","honor-can-be-terribly-cruel-its-hilarious-if-youre-not-the-one-on-the-receiving-end","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-honorcanbeterriblycruel-it-shilariousifyou-renottheoneonthereceivingend-/media.mp3",5810189,"2019-01-11T16:39:24Z",{"_61":2810,"_46":2811,"_48":2812,"_44":2813,"_75":76,"_77":2814,"_79":1254,"_81":2815,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d7388c51-b115-4a41-9306-2947e66dae66","‘Honor cops me standing there, staring at her like she’s a dog explaining Brexit’","honor-cops-me-standing-there-staring-at-her-like-shes-a-dog-explaining-brexit","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-honorcopsmestandingthere-staringatherlikeshe-sadogexplainingbrexit-/media.mp3",5693012,"2019-01-04T09:25:27Z",{"_61":2817,"_46":2818,"_48":2819,"_44":2820,"_75":76,"_77":2821,"_79":720,"_81":2822,"_83":84,"_85":41},"af8efd34-a600-4ff8-b395-37effa870a8b","‘Croia called me a Gender Binarist because of my Goys and Dolls party’","croia-called-me-a-gender-binarist-because-of-my-goys-and-dolls-party","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-croiacalledmeagenderbinaristbecauseofmygoysanddollsparty-/media.mp3",6229274,"2018-12-28T12:00:06Z",{"_61":2824,"_46":2825,"_48":2826,"_44":2827,"_75":76,"_77":2828,"_79":405,"_81":2829,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fd466a94-536b-4cab-b4be-929bb19705b1","‘Our way of dealing with our children’s anti-social behaviour has been to totally ignore it’","our-way-of-dealing-with-our-childrens-anti-social-behaviour-has-been-to-totally-ignore-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ourwayofdealingwithourchildren-santi-socialbehaviourhasbeentototallyignoreit-/media.mp3",6024110,"2018-12-21T12:00:15Z",{"_61":2831,"_46":2832,"_48":2833,"_44":2834,"_75":76,"_77":2835,"_79":334,"_81":2836,"_83":84,"_85":41},"535db57d-06d8-4206-9072-b5c1dc314e13","‘I’m sorry but that’s where this Santa Claus draws the line’","im-sorry-but-thats-where-this-santa-claus-draws-the-line","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-msorrybutthat-swherethissantaclausdrawstheline-/media.mp3",5700518,"2018-12-14T08:47:08Z",{"_61":2838,"_46":2839,"_48":2840,"_44":2841,"_75":76,"_77":2842,"_79":334,"_81":2843,"_83":84,"_85":41},"cc255d0d-2f08-4f0c-954a-303741b83815","'I shan't be moving. I've got a full stomach and an empty bladder'","i-shant-be-moving-ive-got-a-full-stomach-and-an-empty-bladder","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ishantbemoving.ivegotafullstomachandanemptybladder/media.mp3",14290400,"2018-12-07T10:06:39Z",{"_61":2845,"_46":2846,"_48":2847,"_44":2848,"_75":76,"_77":2849,"_79":163,"_81":2850,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6235e84c-b80b-4167-b144-73a9652ae2e5","‘I’m sorry for crying. It’s just my brain feels like it’s turning into paté’","im-sorry-for-crying-its-just-my-brain-feels-like-its-turning-into-paté","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-msorryforcrying.it-sjustmybrainfeelslikeit-sturningintopate-/media.mp3",6160052,"2018-11-30T13:02:58Z",{"_61":2852,"_46":2853,"_48":2854,"_44":2855,"_75":76,"_77":2856,"_79":1224,"_81":2857,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5c411d00-a41f-4e92-9811-8634cf98bc6c","‘I swear on my children’s lives I’ve had no contact with Peter Casey’","i-swear-on-my-childrens-lives-ive-had-no-contact-with-peter-casey","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iswearonmychildren-slivesi-vehadnocontactwithpetercasey-/media.mp3",16471316,"2018-11-23T14:00:24Z",{"_61":2859,"_46":2860,"_48":2861,"_44":2862,"_75":76,"_77":2863,"_79":1202,"_81":2864,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f4c8221a-4ce1-407e-b129-4a2943617cb7","‘Our bogey group should be lactose-intolerant Border-county cyclists’","our-bogey-group-should-be-lactose-intolerant-border-county-cyclists","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ourbogeygroupshouldbelactose-intolerantborder-countycyclists-/media.mp3",5945297,"2018-11-16T14:00:08Z",{"_61":2866,"_46":2867,"_48":2868,"_44":2869,"_75":76,"_77":2870,"_79":728,"_81":2871,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ca133604-c8a0-4f77-8710-191ac68b48bc","‘I’m now a member of nine Mount Anville WhatsApp groups'","im-now-a-member-of-nine-mount-anville-whatsapp-groups","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mnowamemberofninemountanvillewhatsappgroups/media.mp3",6614165,"2018-11-09T16:25:55Z",{"_61":2873,"_46":2874,"_48":2875,"_44":2876,"_75":76,"_77":2877,"_79":620,"_81":2878,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2879886e-9cfc-4973-aab2-c5680668c35c","‘Just because people are vulnerable doesn’t mean they’re not taking the piss’","just-because-people-are-vulnerable-doesnt-mean-theyre-not-taking-the-piss","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-justbecausepeoplearevulnerabledoesn-tmeanthey-renottakingthepiss-/media.mp3",16658192,"2018-11-02T16:32:16Z",{"_61":2880,"_46":2881,"_48":2882,"_44":2883,"_75":76,"_77":2884,"_79":444,"_81":2885,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f90c240a-bfea-4529-b634-b6f4c5486096","‘Honor was actually conceived in this cor?’ ‘We should push it off a cliff’","honor-was-actually-conceived-in-this-cor-we-should-push-it-off-a-cliff","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-honorwasactuallyconceivedinthiscor-weshouldpushitoffacliff-/media.mp3",6182987,"2018-10-26T12:44:31Z",{"_61":2887,"_46":2888,"_48":2889,"_44":2890,"_75":76,"_77":2891,"_79":147,"_81":2892,"_83":84,"_85":41},"90326c41-faa6-4db9-bace-81dd82b7ae5a","‘You grew up in south Dublin, but it’s like you arrived from space an hour ago’","you-grew-up-in-south-dublin-but-its-like-you-arrived-from-space-an-hour-ago","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-yougrewupinsouthdublin-butit-slikeyouarrivedfromspaceanhourago-/media.mp3",5837711,"2018-10-19T15:20:32Z",{"_61":2894,"_46":2895,"_48":2896,"_44":2897,"_75":76,"_77":2898,"_79":80,"_81":2899,"_83":84,"_85":41},"eeb93f2c-ec29-4d38-8a53-fd29069703cf","‘I’m with The Girls. We’re getting along like doughnuts and Blanchardstown’","im-with-the-girls-were-getting-along-like-doughnuts-and-blanchardstown","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mwiththegirls.we-regettingalonglikedoughnutsandblanchardstown-/media.mp3",5780582,"2018-10-12T16:00:19Z",{"_61":2901,"_46":2902,"_48":2903,"_44":2904,"_75":76,"_77":2905,"_79":264,"_81":2906,"_83":84,"_85":41},"614b0fbf-4392-4b07-8da8-2330e3823912","'There’s a girl who works in the Bailey. And before you say anything,we were on a break at the time'","theres-a-girl-who-works-in-the-bailey-and-before-you-say-anythingwe-were-on-a-break-at-the-time","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/there-sagirlwhoworksinthebailey.andbeforeyousayanything-wewereonabreakatthetime/media.mp3",5546228,"2018-10-05T08:50:11Z",{"_61":2908,"_46":2909,"_48":2910,"_44":2911,"_75":76,"_77":2912,"_79":342,"_81":2913,"_83":84,"_85":41},"04ec1051-25aa-4397-8d97-7b1ef7a87375","‘I had no idea how difficult being a Mount Anville mom was going to be’","i-had-no-idea-how-difficult-being-a-mount-anville-mom-was-going-to-be","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ihadnoideahowdifficultbeingamountanvillemomwasgoingtobe-/media.mp3",6052049,"2018-09-28T08:00:19Z",{"_61":2915,"_46":2916,"_48":2917,"_44":2918,"_75":76,"_77":2919,"_79":107,"_81":2920,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0e46ebcb-d7fa-417f-ae9a-d7cd0728c897","\"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes\"","limericks-definitely-been-tidied-up-a-bit-since-angelas-ashes","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/limerick-sdefinitelybeentidiedupabitsince-angela-sashes/media.mp3",5806019,"2018-09-21T13:15:34Z",{"_61":2922,"_46":2923,"_48":2924,"_44":2925,"_75":76,"_77":2919,"_79":107,"_81":2926,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a8f24634-e844-44a6-b131-07676aec41d1","My sons take after me in their love of being surrounded by admiring females","my-sons-take-after-me-in-their-love-of-being-surrounded-by-admiring-females","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/mysonstakeaftermeintheirloveofbeingsurroundedbyadmiringfemales/media.mp3","2018-09-14T14:36:33Z",{"_61":2928,"_46":2929,"_48":2930,"_44":2931,"_75":76,"_77":2932,"_79":1712,"_81":2933,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0450be6a-13a9-4d20-9855-ae9db8ca3d7a","Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #4","dancing-with-the-tsars-excerpt-4","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/dancingwiththetsarsexcerpt-4/media.mp3",6478640,"2018-09-07T12:43:40Z",{"_61":2935,"_46":2936,"_48":2937,"_44":2938,"_75":76,"_77":2939,"_79":264,"_81":2940,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a2ca6b25-82b3-45d9-a0f0-ce78a646dbca","‘Working remotely is modern business-speak for on your own time and for no extra money’","working-remotely-is-modern-business-speak-for-on-your-own-time-and-for-no-extra-money","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-workingremotelyismodernbusiness-speakforonyourowntimeandfornoextramoney-/media.mp3",5547479,"2018-09-07T08:52:12Z",{"_61":2942,"_46":2943,"_48":2944,"_44":2945,"_75":76,"_77":2946,"_79":2947,"_81":2948,"_83":84,"_85":41},"50ecc47f-c2da-4041-be99-e1a40a083e28","Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #3","dancing-with-the-tsars-excerpt-3","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/dancingwiththetsarsexcerpt-3/media.mp3",7215062,452,"2018-09-06T09:32:44Z",{"_61":2950,"_46":2951,"_48":2952,"_44":2953,"_75":76,"_77":2954,"_79":2955,"_81":2956,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e38887a6-e2ab-45fe-9e09-ffafdabe15fd","Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #2","dancing-with-the-tsars-excerpt-2","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/dancingwiththetsarsexcerpt-2/media.mp3",10630372,664,"2018-09-05T08:18:56Z",{"_61":2958,"_46":2959,"_48":2960,"_44":2961,"_75":76,"_77":2962,"_79":2963,"_81":2964,"_83":84,"_85":41},"87db90bb-e1c3-4dd2-8615-44fd79a9144b","Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #1","dancing-with-the-tsars-excerpt-1","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/dancingwiththetsarsexcerpt-1/media.mp3",9716228,608,"2018-09-04T07:30:56Z",{"_61":2966,"_46":2967,"_48":2968,"_44":2969,"_75":76,"_77":2970,"_79":830,"_81":2971,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d1768092-f8ab-4245-8903-30061f2beee1","‘I suddenly feel like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society’","i-suddenly-feel-like-robin-williams-in-dead-poets-society","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-isuddenlyfeellikerobinwilliamsindeadpoetssociety-/media.mp3",5631713,"2018-08-31T07:50:21Z",{"_61":2973,"_46":2974,"_48":2975,"_44":2976,"_75":76,"_77":2977,"_79":1393,"_81":2978,"_83":84,"_85":41},"be79dd62-ac74-40e4-a80e-a1e5c8c3a372","‘Goys, this is Tayto Pork!’ The triplets’ faces light up’","goys-this-is-tayto-pork-the-triplets-faces-light-up","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-goys-thisistaytopork-thetriplets-faceslightup-/media.mp3",5407367,"2018-08-24T09:25:45Z",{"_61":2980,"_46":2981,"_48":2982,"_44":2983,"_75":76,"_77":2984,"_79":2985,"_81":2986,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d0014f13-1905-4eef-9ed4-e0d7438c71fe","'A chill goes through my body as I notice her - get this - kissing an actual boy'","a-chill-goes-through-my-body-as-i-notice-her-get-this-kissing-an-actual-boy","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/achillgoesthroughmybodyasinoticeher-getthis-kissinganactualboy/media.mp3",5223470,327,"2018-08-17T13:53:27Z",{"_61":2988,"_46":2989,"_48":2990,"_44":2991,"_75":76,"_77":2992,"_79":2709,"_81":2993,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7157f26c-b720-4b93-8b61-c992cf3732b4","\"There’s a lot of Oh! My! God!s – even by normal South Dublin standards\"","theres-a-lot-of-oh-my-gods-even-by-normal-south-dublin-standards","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/there-salotofoh-my-god-s-evenbynormalsouthdublinstandards/media.mp3",5679668,"2018-08-10T13:33:17Z",{"_61":2995,"_46":2996,"_48":2997,"_44":2998,"_75":76,"_77":2999,"_79":1232,"_81":3000,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b0383cc4-bc2c-4cbc-ab2a-ab5199e984d2","‘You cried once when Elaine Crowley was on holidays and someone else was presenting Midday’","you-cried-once-when-elaine-crowley-was-on-holidays-and-someone-else-was-presenting-midday","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-youcriedoncewhenelainecrowleywasonholidaysandsomeoneelsewaspresentingmidday-/media.mp3",5555819,"2018-08-03T15:00:14Z",{"_61":3002,"_46":3003,"_48":3004,"_44":3005,"_75":76,"_77":3006,"_79":286,"_81":3007,"_83":84,"_85":41},"424f5b69-4fa5-4c6d-9a63-d6bfe7ba26e1","‘Tag rugby is, like, speed dating for South Dublin people’","tag-rugby-is-like-speed-dating-for-south-dublin-people","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-tagrugbyis-like-speeddatingforsouthdublinpeople-/media.mp3",5740550,"2018-07-27T10:09:52Z",{"_61":3009,"_46":3010,"_48":3011,"_44":3012,"_75":76,"_77":3013,"_79":1180,"_81":3014,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5bc7a072-91b4-44f3-85fb-da35bab51cbd","‘I’m reminded of an old rugby saying of mine: never be afraid to let the opposition see your abs’","im-reminded-of-an-old-rugby-saying-of-mine-never-be-afraid-to-let-the-opposition-see-your-abs","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mremindedofanoldrugbysayingofmine-neverbeafraidtolettheoppositionseeyourabs-/media.mp3",5861063,"2018-07-20T17:18:38Z",{"_61":3016,"_46":3017,"_48":3018,"_44":3019,"_75":76,"_77":3020,"_79":428,"_81":3021,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5af0c750-24d7-4198-bfea-d659e385e586","‘The hosepipe ban isn’t for People Like Us. It’s only €125’","the-hosepipe-ban-isnt-for-people-like-us-its-only-125","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thehosepipebanisn-tforpeoplelikeus.it-sonly-125-/media.mp3",5993252,"2018-07-13T12:16:02Z",{"_61":3023,"_46":3024,"_48":3025,"_44":3026,"_75":76,"_77":3027,"_79":1254,"_81":3028,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c150be44-559a-48de-a8c0-30a812371ac7","‘I considered driving over a cliff just so I wouldn’t have to hear their focking voices’","i-considered-driving-over-a-cliff-just-so-i-wouldnt-have-to-hear-their-focking-voices","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iconsidereddrivingoveracliffjustsoiwouldn-thavetoheartheirfockingvoices-/media.mp3",5686757,"2018-07-06T12:19:25Z",{"_61":3030,"_46":3031,"_48":3032,"_44":3033,"_75":76,"_77":3034,"_79":171,"_81":3035,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fe33425d-29a9-4da1-9c08-0459c29f6386","'I'm close to cracking up and we're not even on the runway yet'","im-close-to-cracking-up-and-were-not-even-on-the-runway-yet","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/imclosetocrackingupandwerenotevenontherunwayyet/media.mp3",6142745,"2018-06-29T14:26:58Z",{"_61":3037,"_46":3038,"_48":3039,"_44":3040,"_75":76,"_77":3041,"_79":286,"_81":3042,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3049ac45-d7f5-40c6-92fa-bdd3812b8289","'I'm morking the 20th anniversary of failing my test for the first time'","im-morking-the-20th-anniversary-of-failing-my-test-for-the-first-time","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/immorkingthe20thanniversaryoffailingmytestforthefirsttime/media.mp3",5745266,"2018-06-23T00:00:04Z",{"_61":3044,"_46":3045,"_48":3046,"_44":3047,"_75":76,"_77":3048,"_79":1720,"_81":3049,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fee6cc89-c9f9-4871-b203-d08230c1d1ec","'Unless it's escaped your attention, I'm a complete moron'","unless-its-escaped-your-attention-im-a-complete-moron","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/unlessitsescapedyourattention-imacompletemoron/media.mp3",6089579,"2018-06-16T00:00:04Z",{"_61":3051,"_46":3052,"_48":3053,"_44":3054,"_75":76,"_77":3055,"_79":366,"_81":3056,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d77101df-e704-468c-ae0e-787e18978cbb","‘Are you saying you want me to be one of those stay-in-bed fathers?’","are-you-saying-you-want-me-to-be-one-of-those-stay-in-bed-fathers","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-areyousayingyouwantmetobeoneofthosestay-in-bedfathers-/media.mp3",5465330,"2018-06-08T12:00:22Z",{"_61":3058,"_46":3059,"_48":3060,"_44":3061,"_75":76,"_77":3062,"_79":3063,"_81":3064,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5059d9cf-6563-414f-ae1f-b5ab5c8923f4","‘I’m the best estate agent you have – and that’s not me being big-headed’","im-the-best-estate-agent-you-have-and-thats-not-me-being-big-headed","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mthebestestateagentyouhave-andthat-snotmebeingbig-headed-/media.mp3",4869020,305,"2018-06-01T11:27:43Z",{"_61":3066,"_46":3067,"_48":3068,"_44":3069,"_75":76,"_77":3070,"_79":302,"_81":3071,"_83":84,"_85":41},"70baeddf-8249-4ef3-b4db-1df61d36824e","‘If she’s never met a brat like Honor before, she mustn’t be from around here’","if-shes-never-met-a-brat-like-honor-before-she-mustnt-be-from-around-here","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ifshe-snevermetabratlikehonorbefore-shemustn-tbefromaroundhere-/media.mp3",5430302,"2018-05-25T09:54:48Z",{"_61":3073,"_46":3074,"_48":3075,"_44":3076,"_75":76,"_77":3077,"_79":942,"_81":3078,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5ff8d3aa-6782-4384-a19c-2d7ec648c630","‘He was basically saying I’m Leinster and Ireland’s unsung hero’","he-was-basically-saying-im-leinster-and-irelands-unsung-hero","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-hewasbasicallysayingi-mleinsterandireland-sunsunghero-/media.mp3",5315627,"2018-05-18T11:20:43Z",{"_61":3080,"_46":3081,"_48":3082,"_44":3083,"_75":76,"_77":3084,"_79":107,"_81":3085,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ef29d293-5950-44c2-98fa-91eb2f9f7a6c","It turns out that I’m not as blue-blooded as I thought","it-turns-out-that-im-not-as-blue-blooded-as-i-thought","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/itturnsoutthati-mnotasblue-bloodedasithought/media.mp3",5796845,"2018-05-11T12:39:40Z",{"_61":3087,"_46":3088,"_48":3089,"_44":3090,"_75":76,"_77":3091,"_79":2709,"_81":3092,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7a36acaf-8957-4aa6-8c4b-5d9353d92d4d","‘Priced out of Killiney? That’s what you get for choosing an orts degree!’","priced-out-of-killiney-thats-what-you-get-for-choosing-an-orts-degree","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-pricedoutofkilliney-that-swhatyougetforchoosinganortsdegree-/media.mp3",5678834,"2018-05-04T13:00:06Z",{"_61":3094,"_46":3095,"_48":3096,"_44":3097,"_75":76,"_77":3098,"_79":1180,"_81":3099,"_83":84,"_85":41},"dfa72260-1278-4534-85af-0a3abfda6d69","Kielys of Donnybrook could be lost forever","kielys-of-donnybrook-could-be-lost-forever","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/kielysofdonnybrookcouldbelostforever/media.mp3",5873156,"2018-04-27T12:00:14Z",{"_61":3101,"_46":3102,"_48":3103,"_44":3104,"_75":76,"_77":3105,"_79":358,"_81":3106,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c10be6f7-ee91-479d-bdd8-5fbc74d59507","‘I can sense Sorcha tensing up when Honor is asked, “Do you reject Satan?”’","i-can-sense-sorcha-tensing-up-when-honor-is-asked-do-you-reject-satan","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-icansensesorchatensingupwhenhonorisasked-doyourejectsatan-/media.mp3",6011600,"2018-04-20T11:06:37Z",{"_61":3108,"_46":3109,"_48":3110,"_44":3111,"_75":76,"_77":3112,"_79":3113,"_81":3114,"_83":84,"_85":41},"963f7978-3121-465a-ab74-0667ff3d18db","‘I’m not posting bail for Conor McGregor. He dresses better than I do’","im-not-posting-bail-for-conor-mcgregor-he-dresses-better-than-i-do","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-mnotpostingbailforconormcgregor.hedressesbetterthanido-/media.mp3",5119637,320,"2018-04-13T11:05:40Z",{"_61":3116,"_46":3117,"_48":3118,"_44":3119,"_75":76,"_77":3120,"_79":2415,"_81":3121,"_83":84,"_85":41},"0dd75631-762c-4476-bbbd-d052109b58ac","‘People need to realise ‘Room to Improve’ is just a TV show. It’s not reality’","people-need-to-realise-room-to-improve-is-just-a-tv-show-its-not-reality","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-peopleneedtorealise-roomtoimprove-isjustatvshow.it-snotreality-/media.mp3",5351072,"2018-04-06T11:08:08Z",{"_61":3123,"_46":3124,"_48":3125,"_44":3126,"_75":76,"_77":3127,"_79":3128,"_81":3129,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4d825800-e1ee-4cac-9e99-243f4bbb15f9","‘I’ve chosen Vladimir for my Confirmation name. After Vladimir Putin’","ive-chosen-vladimir-for-my-confirmation-name-after-vladimir-putin","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-i-vechosenvladimirformyconfirmationname.aftervladimirputin-/media.mp3",5101706,319,"2018-03-30T11:44:47Z",{"_61":3131,"_46":3132,"_48":3133,"_44":3134,"_75":76,"_77":3135,"_79":691,"_81":3136,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8fc5f976-07ab-49f6-a6aa-64a146ed6f80","‘It’s 500 yoyos to secure a seat, non-refundable in the event of cancellation’","its-500-yoyos-to-secure-a-seat-non-refundable-in-the-event-of-cancellation","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-it-s500yoyostosecureaseat-non-refundableintheeventofcancellation-/media.mp3",5888168,"2018-03-23T13:14:35Z",{"_61":3138,"_46":3139,"_48":3140,"_44":3141,"_75":76,"_77":3142,"_79":195,"_81":3143,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f97e3ce1-9dab-4e00-96b7-1e6ff0c5ca67","‘Bouncy castles attract undesirables. They’re not for People Like Us’","bouncy-castles-attract-undesirables-theyre-not-for-people-like-us","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-bouncycastlesattractundesirables.they-renotforpeoplelikeus-/media.mp3",5911613,"2018-03-16T20:24:30Z",{"_61":3145,"_46":3146,"_48":3147,"_44":3148,"_75":76,"_77":3149,"_79":366,"_81":3150,"_83":84,"_85":41},"988131b9-8aa0-4ac7-87a3-d3e428b44d35","‘You’re going to need to find another sucker – Mother’s Day or no Mother’s Day’","youre-going-to-need-to-find-another-sucker-mothers-day-or-no-mothers-day","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-you-regoingtoneedtofindanothersucker-mother-sdayornomother-sday-/media.mp3",5466164,"2018-03-09T14:01:42Z",{"_61":3152,"_46":3153,"_48":3154,"_44":3155,"_75":76,"_77":3156,"_79":334,"_81":3157,"_83":84,"_85":41},"07737ce8-3138-4b00-b33d-23a57ae41830","‘You went down a different route, Sorcha. You had a family. Three beautiful children. Plus Honor’","you-went-down-a-different-route-sorcha-you-had-a-family-three-beautiful-children-plus-honor","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-youwentdownadifferentroute-sorcha.youhadafamily.threebeautifulchildren.plushonor-/media.mp3",5698850,"2018-03-02T09:53:28Z",{"_61":3159,"_46":3160,"_48":3161,"_44":3162,"_75":76,"_77":3163,"_79":822,"_81":3164,"_83":84,"_85":41},"12a33df8-cab5-494a-b48f-e353c0cc34a4","‘Why am I driving a shit cor? Because rugby is no longer a guarantee of anything’","why-am-i-driving-a-shit-cor-because-rugby-is-no-longer-a-guarantee-of-anything","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-whyamidrivingashitcor-becauserugbyisnolongeraguaranteeofanything-/media.mp3",5657150,"2018-02-23T14:02:34Z",{"_61":3166,"_46":3167,"_48":3168,"_44":3169,"_75":76,"_77":3170,"_79":334,"_81":3171,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b3e86b3b-edb5-40bc-b188-3c351ba7f0fb","Grab It, Trouser It and Leg It – a proper name for an estate agent","grab-it-trouser-it-and-leg-it-a-proper-name-for-an-estate-agent","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/grabit-trouseritandlegit-apropernameforanestateagent/media.mp3",4999533,"2018-02-16T13:13:31Z",{"_61":3173,"_46":3174,"_48":3175,"_44":3176,"_75":76,"_77":3177,"_79":310,"_81":3178,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4c557400-3fad-4b19-87f6-7c3d99cc1ff3","‘All these years, I’ve taken the rap for being the unfaithful one’","all-these-years-ive-taken-the-rap-for-being-the-unfaithful-one","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-alltheseyears-i-vetakentherapforbeingtheunfaithfulone-/media.mp3",5237878,"2018-02-09T12:26:22Z",{"_61":3180,"_46":3181,"_48":3182,"_44":3183,"_75":76,"_77":3184,"_79":1014,"_81":3185,"_83":84,"_85":41},"19beaae6-fafd-4ae8-b8b7-a1561f6e937e","The Gord goes: ‘Do you ever inquire as to what your daughter gets up to online?’","the-gord-goes-do-you-ever-inquire-as-to-what-your-daughter-gets-up-to-online","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thegordgoes-doyoueverinquireastowhatyourdaughtergetsuptoonline-/media.mp3",5771408,"2018-02-03T09:38:46Z",{"_61":3187,"_46":3188,"_48":3189,"_44":3190,"_75":76,"_77":3191,"_79":139,"_81":3192,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3b7f675f-45f7-432e-9579-2f54d999bd0d","‘We’re from South Dublin – none of us want to work for anything’","were-from-south-dublin-none-of-us-want-to-work-for-anything","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-refromsouthdublin-noneofuswanttoworkforanything-/media.mp3",5456156,"2018-01-26T14:27:21Z",{"_61":3194,"_46":3195,"_48":3196,"_44":3197,"_75":76,"_77":3198,"_79":460,"_81":3199,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4deed190-16bb-4794-9023-a8abfca428d5","‘When Dricmas falls on a weekend, people are entitled to the Monday off’","when-dricmas-falls-on-a-weekend-people-are-entitled-to-the-monday-off","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-whendricmasfallsonaweekend-peopleareentitledtothemondayoff-/media.mp3",5927366,"2018-01-19T14:53:27Z",{"_61":3201,"_46":3202,"_48":3203,"_44":3204,"_75":76,"_77":3205,"_79":107,"_81":3206,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a55267b2-a73d-4d9b-9525-104ad9384da8","‘To my ears, Irish always sounds like someone is hurting a Norwegian’","to-my-ears-irish-always-sounds-like-someone-is-hurting-a-norwegian","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-tomyears-irishalwayssoundslikesomeoneishurtinganorwegian-/media.mp3",5802683,"2018-01-12T15:46:38Z",{"_61":3208,"_46":3209,"_48":3210,"_44":3211,"_75":76,"_77":3212,"_79":814,"_81":3213,"_83":84,"_85":41},"cdeeedc5-8b54-4e35-bc06-a50c07a60561","I’m the most high-profile Irish rugby player who never got the Leaving?’","im-the-most-high-profile-irish-rugby-player-who-never-got-the-leaving","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/i-mthemosthigh-profileirishrugbyplayerwhonevergottheleaving-/media.mp3",5482844,"2018-01-05T16:10:12Z",{"_61":3215,"_46":3216,"_48":3217,"_44":3218,"_75":76,"_77":3219,"_79":310,"_81":3220,"_83":84,"_85":41},"856ebb1d-2838-4881-80a5-380e44b937bb","‘Your resolution was to become part of the Irish coaching staff. How did you get on?’","your-resolution-was-to-become-part-of-the-irish-coaching-staff-how-did-you-get-on","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-yourresolutionwastobecomepartoftheirishcoachingstaff.howdidyougeton-/media.mp3",5972819,"2017-12-30T10:17:31Z",{"_61":3222,"_46":3223,"_48":3224,"_44":3225,"_75":76,"_77":3226,"_79":822,"_81":3227,"_83":84,"_85":41},"99058655-0b2d-4d40-8211-aa9f8b296fe3","‘Oh my God, it’s Christmas – and we’ve just been told there’s no room at the Inn’","oh-my-god-its-christmas-and-weve-just-been-told-theres-no-room-at-the-inn","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ohmygod-it-schristmas-andwe-vejustbeentoldthere-snoroomattheinn-/media.mp3",5662571,"2017-12-22T13:07:53Z",{"_61":3229,"_46":3230,"_48":3231,"_44":3232,"_75":76,"_77":3233,"_79":163,"_81":3234,"_83":84,"_85":41},"6cc7119c-6f58-4a7c-b6ae-a2d049ef2d83","‘Don’t forget to leave a very, very large gin and tonic out for, ahem, Rudolph!’","dont-forget-to-leave-a-very-very-large-gin-and-tonic-out-for-ahem-rudolph","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-don-tforgettoleaveavery-verylargeginandtonicoutfor-ahem-rudolph-/media.mp3",6148376,"2017-12-15T09:29:15Z",{"_61":3236,"_46":3237,"_48":3238,"_44":3239,"_75":76,"_77":3240,"_79":358,"_81":3241,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d3867ba3-5f15-4a4f-92f8-2c15ad0dcd97","‘Dave came back from that HR course like a soldier who’s been to war and can’t speak about it’","dave-came-back-from-that-hr-course-like-a-soldier-whos-been-to-war-and-cant-speak-about-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-davecamebackfromthathrcourselikeasoldierwho-sbeentowarandcan-tspeakaboutit-/media.mp3",6005762,"2017-12-08T14:34:12Z",{"_61":3243,"_46":3244,"_48":3245,"_44":3246,"_75":76,"_77":2772,"_79":1378,"_81":3247,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e3c6cdee-f4ce-4bcc-9ffe-596fde72f2a7","‘Grandad!’ Rihanna-Brogan shouts. ‘Don’t call me that! Call me Rosser. Or Rossmeister’","grandad-rihanna-brogan-shouts-dont-call-me-that-call-me-rosser-or-rossmeister","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-grandad-rihanna-broganshouts.-don-tcallmethat-callmerosser.orrossmeister-/media.mp3","2017-12-01T09:25:03Z",{"_61":3249,"_46":3250,"_48":3251,"_44":3252,"_75":76,"_77":3253,"_79":1172,"_81":3254,"_83":84,"_85":41},"20211859-53bd-4abf-ab37-e2899842e425","‘You don’t discriminate. You’re a complete pig to absolutely everyone’","you-dont-discriminate-youre-a-complete-pig-to-absolutely-everyone","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-youdon-tdiscriminate.you-reacompletepigtoabsolutelyeveryone-/media.mp3",3979610,"2017-11-24T10:49:36Z",{"_61":3256,"_46":3257,"_48":3258,"_44":3259,"_75":76,"_77":3260,"_79":3261,"_81":3262,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8b854a5d-70b8-4b90-bc49-bd1a6a9a30c9","‘I have no prejudices. Except people who aren’t from Dublin’","i-have-no-prejudices-except-people-who-arent-from-dublin","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ihavenoprejudices.exceptpeoplewhoaren-tfromdublin-/media.mp3",6685382,334,"2017-11-17T10:53:06Z",{"_61":3264,"_46":3265,"_48":3266,"_44":3267,"_75":76,"_77":3268,"_79":3261,"_81":3269,"_83":84,"_85":41},"987c6436-6558-42ec-b7c4-34c3072c953f","‘I know HR is an actual thing now, but to me it’s like homeopathy or dinosaurs'","i-know-hr-is-an-actual-thing-now-but-to-me-its-like-homeopathy-or-dinosaurs","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iknowhrisanactualthingnow-buttomeit-slikehomeopathyordinosaurs/media.mp3",6689036,"2017-11-10T09:59:43Z",{"_61":3271,"_46":3272,"_48":3273,"_44":3274,"_75":76,"_77":3275,"_79":334,"_81":3276,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f377bc3f-84d5-4ffb-bb5f-85c82bf7bf20","‘A brain like tiramisu.’ ‘Multi-layered?’ ‘No, soft and full of custard’","a-brain-like-tiramisu-multi-layered-no-soft-and-full-of-custard","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-abrainliketiramisu.-multi-layered-no-softandfullofcustard-/media.mp3",7143176,"2017-11-05T22:18:58Z",{"_61":3278,"_46":3279,"_48":3280,"_44":3281,"_75":76,"_77":3282,"_79":436,"_81":3283,"_83":84,"_85":41},"aa899e68-e5d3-4a12-bc77-33f59e522e74","‘I have to say my year in UCD was possibly the happiest three months of my life’","i-have-to-say-my-year-in-ucd-was-possibly-the-happiest-three-months-of-my-life","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ihavetosaymyyearinucdwaspossiblythehappiestthreemonthsofmylife-/media.mp3",7456376,"2017-10-27T10:53:31Z",{"_61":3285,"_46":3286,"_48":3287,"_44":3288,"_75":76,"_77":3289,"_79":1356,"_81":3290,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7206f4a0-ca6c-4563-a1ba-296f80b2bbd8","'Believe me,’ Honor goes, ‘she’ll thank us for this in the long run’","believe-me-honor-goes-shell-thank-us-for-this-in-the-long-run","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/believeme-honorgoes-she-llthankusforthisinthelongrun-/media.mp3",6929156,"2017-10-20T08:59:32Z",{"_61":3292,"_46":3293,"_48":3294,"_44":3295,"_75":76,"_77":3296,"_79":1180,"_81":3297,"_83":84,"_85":41},"334bd8a8-b76a-4fe6-aebc-e6edf4eae677","‘You’re a bloody good estate agent. I’ve heard of your lack of emotion and basic humanity’","youre-a-bloody-good-estate-agent-ive-heard-of-your-lack-of-emotion-and-basic-humanity","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-you-reabloodygoodestateagent.i-veheardofyourlackofemotionandbasichumanity-/media.mp3",7333706,"2017-10-13T14:31:16Z",{"_61":3299,"_46":3300,"_48":3301,"_44":3302,"_75":76,"_77":3303,"_79":3304,"_81":3305,"_83":84,"_85":41},"866a7a70-d4c7-4646-b63d-1262793c4c5a","‘If white collar crime is a crime, then why does no one ever go to jail for it?’","if-white-collar-crime-is-a-crime-then-why-does-no-one-ever-go-to-jail-for-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ifwhitecollarcrimeisacrime-thenwhydoesnooneevergotojailforit-/media.mp3",6465098,323,"2017-10-06T11:33:12Z",{"_61":3307,"_46":3308,"_48":3309,"_44":3310,"_75":76,"_77":3311,"_79":286,"_81":3312,"_83":84,"_85":41},"35ce58bc-91be-49ee-9fc5-25b16096af47","‘This is my actual Dad, Ross. He’s a kind of fat rugby has-been’","this-is-my-actual-dad-ross-hes-a-kind-of-fat-rugby-has-been","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thisismyactualdad-ross.he-sakindoffatrugbyhas-been-/media.mp3",7188590,"2017-09-29T11:22:41Z",{"_61":3314,"_46":3315,"_48":3316,"_44":3317,"_75":76,"_77":3318,"_79":3319,"_81":3320,"_83":84,"_85":41},"11c8448a-6a2d-4f82-931a-925e57dad6a2","Operation Trumpsformation: On Referendum Day, The Cornival Atmosphere Turns Sour for Ross","operation-trumpsformation-on-referendum-day-the-cornival-atmosphere-turns-sour-for-ross","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/operationtrumpsformation-onreferendumday-thecornivalatmosphereturnssourforross/media.mp3",9221780,461,"2017-09-25T07:33:43Z",{"_61":3322,"_46":3323,"_48":3324,"_44":3325,"_75":76,"_77":3326,"_79":3327,"_81":3328,"_83":84,"_85":41},"9f390150-4944-4c9c-b086-d143c151577d","Operation Trumpsformation: Micheál Mortin Calls The Old Man's Attitude Cavalier & Irresponsible","operation-trumpsformation-micheál-mortin-calls-the-old-mans-attitude-cavalier-irresponsible","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/operationtrumpsformation-michealmortincallstheoldmansattitudecavalier-irresponsible/media.mp3",10323722,516,"2017-09-24T04:58:57Z",{"_61":3330,"_46":3331,"_48":3332,"_44":3333,"_75":76,"_77":3334,"_79":3335,"_81":3336,"_83":84,"_85":41},"a1beb744-964d-48d8-b460-5c55a5fd5186","Operation Trumpsformation: Honor, The True Heir to The O'Carroll-Kelly Rugby Name","operation-trumpsformation-honor-the-true-heir-to-the-ocarroll-kelly-rugby-name","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/operationtrumpsformation-honor-thetrueheirtotheocarroll-kellyrugbyname/media.mp3",14680334,734,"2017-09-23T01:25:08Z",{"_61":3338,"_46":3339,"_48":3340,"_44":3341,"_75":76,"_77":3289,"_79":1356,"_81":3342,"_83":84,"_85":41},"abb0c01e-b729-42c2-922c-efd0ef402330","Operation Trumpsformation: The Old Man's Vision for A New Ireland","operation-trumpsformation-the-old-mans-vision-for-a-new-ireland","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/operationtrumpsformation-theoldmansvisionforanewireland/media.mp3","2017-09-22T08:38:03Z",{"_61":3344,"_46":3345,"_48":3346,"_44":3347,"_75":76,"_77":3348,"_79":1014,"_81":3349,"_83":84,"_85":41},"2750713e-a524-4dd6-adb1-d16accc0c54b","‘There could be anything in there: a gun, €100k in cash, one of her teachers gagged’","there-could-be-anything-in-there-a-gun-100k-in-cash-one-of-her-teachers-gagged","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-therecouldbeanythinginthere-agun-100kincash-oneofherteachersgagged-/media.mp3",7218344,"2017-09-17T20:29:09Z",{"_61":3351,"_46":3352,"_48":3353,"_44":3354,"_75":76,"_77":3355,"_79":428,"_81":3356,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d48874e0-b6b7-46ff-9777-a408f4baa185","The old dear goes: ‘I will never forgive you for this, Ross’","the-old-dear-goes-i-will-never-forgive-you-for-this-ross","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/theolddeargoes-iwillneverforgiveyouforthis-ross-/media.mp3",7494482,"2017-09-08T15:38:10Z",{"_61":3358,"_46":3359,"_48":3360,"_44":3361,"_75":76,"_77":3362,"_79":3363,"_81":3364,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ccc7a5ec-affe-4105-86a2-91bc5f84bc42","‘It’s the Vico Road. Do you think anyone around here cleans their own gaff?’","its-the-vico-road-do-you-think-anyone-around-here-cleans-their-own-gaff","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-it-sthevicoroad.doyouthinkanyonearoundherecleanstheirowngaff-/media.mp3",6513644,326,"2017-09-01T10:03:09Z",{"_61":3366,"_46":3367,"_48":3368,"_44":3369,"_75":76,"_77":3370,"_79":334,"_81":3371,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4bca9adb-dfc8-4855-8a4f-3dd46c0496b6","‘It still hasn’t dawned on Sorcha that Honor is the wrong crowd’","it-still-hasnt-dawned-on-sorcha-that-honor-is-the-wrong-crowd","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-itstillhasn-tdawnedonsorchathathonoristhewrongcrowd-/media.mp3",4282594,"2017-08-25T11:24:43Z",{"_61":3373,"_46":3374,"_48":3375,"_44":3376,"_75":76,"_77":3377,"_79":1180,"_81":3378,"_83":84,"_85":41},"dd32ace5-0ab4-4276-a6bc-23a3bb27e307","‘The anaesthetist is a total knockout – no pun intended’","the-anaesthetist-is-a-total-knockout-no-pun-intended","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-theanaesthetistisatotalknockout-nopunintended-/media.mp3",4400595,"2017-08-18T11:26:43Z",{"_61":3380,"_46":3381,"_48":3382,"_44":3383,"_75":76,"_77":3384,"_79":3385,"_81":3386,"_83":84,"_85":41},"63a238bf-643a-4fba-ac0c-b17c0f506408","‘Public transport is for the poor and fallen’","public-transport-is-for-the-poor-and-fallen","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-publictransportisforthepoorandfallen-/media.mp3",4068502,339,"2017-08-11T19:53:17Z",{"_61":3388,"_46":3389,"_48":3390,"_44":3391,"_75":76,"_77":3392,"_79":179,"_81":3393,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4eaeef9e-b9de-4b35-aa52-1e5dac31a2bb","‘You drove to LA to hear a man from Crumlin swearing? You should have just gone to Crumlin’","you-drove-to-la-to-hear-a-man-from-crumlin-swearing-you-should-have-just-gone-to-crumlin","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-youdrovetolatohearamanfromcrumlinswearing-youshouldhavejustgonetocrumlin-/media.mp3",7636466,"2017-08-04T15:14:44Z",{"_61":3395,"_46":3396,"_48":3397,"_44":3398,"_75":76,"_77":3399,"_79":195,"_81":3400,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f12663f8-bd9a-4936-ad56-0235dc288adc","‘Ross,’ he goes, ‘you marbles-in-your-mouth, soft-as-shite, South Dublin mammy’s boy’","ross-he-goes-you-marbles-in-your-mouth-soft-as-shite-south-dublin-mammys-boy","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ross-hegoes-youmarbles-in-your-mouth-soft-as-shite-southdublinmammy-sboy-/media.mp3",7386428,"2017-07-28T09:09:56Z",{"_61":3402,"_46":3403,"_48":3404,"_44":3405,"_75":76,"_77":3406,"_79":3407,"_81":3408,"_83":84,"_85":41},"78a6a570-5077-0135-902b-63f4b61a9224","‘The doctor says it’s an old rugby injury – I can’t tell you how proud that makes me’","the-doctor-says-its-an-old-rugby-injury-i-cant-tell-you-how-proud-that-makes-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thedoctorsaysit-sanoldrugbyinjury-ican-ttellyouhowproudthatmakesme-/media.mp3",6883220,344,"2017-07-21T19:04:54Z",{"_61":3410,"_46":3411,"_48":3412,"_44":3413,"_75":76,"_77":3414,"_79":264,"_81":3415,"_83":84,"_85":41},"82160e00-4aad-0135-902b-63f4b61a9224","‘Is Honor double-bluffing me? Or is she double-double bluffing me?’","is-honor-double-bluffing-me-or-is-she-double-double-bluffing-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ishonordouble-bluffingme-orisshedouble-doublebluffingme-/media.mp3",6949514,"2017-07-14T10:17:02Z",{"_61":3417,"_46":3418,"_48":3419,"_44":3420,"_75":76,"_77":3421,"_79":1202,"_81":3422,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f0f05c80-4542-0135-902a-63f4b61a9224","\"We need a name that says it’s for welfare cheats”","we-need-a-name-that-says-its-for-welfare-cheats","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/weneedanamethatsaysit-sforwelfarecheats-/media.mp3",7434452,"2017-07-07T12:27:49Z",{"_61":3424,"_46":3425,"_48":3426,"_44":3427,"_75":76,"_77":3428,"_79":80,"_81":3429,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f3eaebc0-3fab-0135-9028-63f4b61a9224","‘I hear someone blubbing and I suddenly realise it’s me’","i-hear-someone-blubbing-and-i-suddenly-realise-its-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ihearsomeoneblubbingandisuddenlyrealiseit-sme-/media.mp3",7242356,"2017-06-30T10:03:56Z",{"_61":3431,"_46":3432,"_48":3433,"_44":3434,"_75":76,"_77":3435,"_79":3407,"_81":3436,"_83":84,"_85":41},"5e7c0d70-3a27-0135-9028-63f4b61a9224","'He dresses like shop security from the 1980s'","he-dresses-like-shop-security-from-the-1980s","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/hedresseslikeshopsecurityfromthe1980s/media.mp3",4128598,"2017-06-23T08:20:44Z",{"_61":3438,"_46":3439,"_48":3440,"_44":3441,"_75":76,"_77":3442,"_79":1014,"_81":3443,"_83":84,"_85":41},"47daf230-34cb-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘We’re southsiders,’ I tell her. ‘We don’t really do feuds’","were-southsiders-i-tell-her-we-dont-really-do-feuds","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-resouthsiders-itellher.-wedon-treallydofeuds-/media.mp3",7231394,"2017-06-16T14:03:27Z",{"_61":3445,"_46":3446,"_48":3447,"_44":3448,"_75":76,"_77":3449,"_79":366,"_81":3450,"_83":84,"_85":41},"7001bb50-2f03-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘We’re about to have our first openly second-tier-private-school-educated taoiseach’","were-about-to-have-our-first-openly-second-tier-private-school-educated-taoiseach","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-we-reabouttohaveourfirstopenlysecond-tier-private-school-educatedtaoiseach-/media.mp3",6838850,"2017-06-09T05:29:48Z",{"_61":3452,"_46":3453,"_48":3454,"_44":3455,"_75":76,"_77":3456,"_79":822,"_81":3457,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8cc035e0-29c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Look me in the eye, Rosser. Did you hab sex with my wife that neet?’","look-me-in-the-eye-rosser-did-you-hab-sex-with-my-wife-that-neet","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-lookmeintheeye-rosser.didyouhabsexwithmywifethatneet-/media.mp3",7077404,"2017-06-02T12:44:15Z",{"_61":3459,"_46":3460,"_48":3461,"_44":3462,"_75":76,"_77":3463,"_79":1393,"_81":3464,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f3b9a8f0-2427-0135-52f8-452518e2d253","‘We all make mistakes, Ro. . . Just try not to sleep with the wives of any other gangland killers’","we-all-make-mistakes-ro-just-try-not-to-sleep-with-the-wives-of-any-other-gangland-killers","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-weallmakemistakes-ro...justtrynottosleepwiththewivesofanyotherganglandkillers-/media.mp3",6767336,"2017-05-26T09:25:04Z",{"_61":3466,"_46":3467,"_48":3468,"_44":3469,"_75":76,"_77":3470,"_79":2423,"_81":3471,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fb7d18b0-1ea9-0135-52f8-452518e2d253","‘Look, the recession was a fluke. No one knows why it happened, just that it did’","look-the-recession-was-a-fluke-no-one-knows-why-it-happened-just-that-it-did","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-look-therecessionwasafluke.nooneknowswhyithappened-justthatitdid-/media.mp3",6986054,"2017-05-19T10:09:10Z",{"_61":3473,"_46":3474,"_48":3475,"_44":3476,"_75":76,"_77":3477,"_79":489,"_81":3478,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b11ef540-1962-0135-52f8-452518e2d253","\"It’s like if Tarantino directed Wind in the Willows\"","its-like-if-tarantino-directed-wind-in-the-willows","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/it-slikeiftarantinodirectedwindinthewillows/media.mp3",7327964,"2017-05-12T16:55:00Z",{"_61":3480,"_46":3481,"_48":3482,"_44":3483,"_75":76,"_77":3484,"_79":1202,"_81":3485,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3e89a690-13bc-0135-52f8-452518e2d253","‘I stop seeing them as criminals, and more as a normal family, like the Kordashians’","i-stop-seeing-them-as-criminals-and-more-as-a-normal-family-like-the-kordashians","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-istopseeingthemascriminals-andmoreasanormalfamily-likethekordashians-/media.mp3",7432886,"2017-05-05T12:09:03Z",{"_61":3487,"_46":3488,"_48":3489,"_44":3490,"_75":76,"_77":3491,"_79":405,"_81":3492,"_83":84,"_85":41},"09a32ae0-0e58-0135-ecbb-4114446340cb","‘All estate agents know how to make bread. It’s one of the first things they teach you'","all-estate-agents-know-how-to-make-bread-its-one-of-the-first-things-they-teach-you","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-allestateagentsknowhowtomakebread.it-soneofthefirstthingstheyteachyou/media.mp3",6028280,"2017-04-28T15:21:40Z",{"_61":3494,"_46":3495,"_48":3496,"_44":3497,"_75":76,"_77":3498,"_79":374,"_81":3499,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c4ce43d0-08cd-0135-ecad-4114446340cb","'Your daughter is malevolent, belligerent and discourteous'","your-daughter-is-malevolent-belligerent-and-discourteous","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/yourdaughterismalevolent-belligerentanddiscourteous/media.mp3",5318178,"2017-04-21T14:31:30Z",{"_61":3501,"_46":3502,"_48":3503,"_44":3504,"_75":76,"_77":3505,"_79":814,"_81":3506,"_83":84,"_85":41},"8b93b930-0326-0135-ec79-4114446340cb","\"Ronan, I'm terrified of you being sucked into the world of guns, drugs and non-rugby nicknames\"","ronan-im-terrified-of-you-being-sucked-into-the-world-of-guns-drugs-and-non-rugby-nicknames","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ronan-imterrifiedofyoubeingsuckedintotheworldofguns-drugsandnon-rugbynicknames/media.mp3",6855554,"2017-04-14T09:18:22Z",{"_61":3508,"_46":3509,"_48":3510,"_44":3511,"_75":76,"_77":3512,"_79":358,"_81":3513,"_83":84,"_85":41},"cc06eb60-fdda-0134-ec79-4114446340cb","‘I push the stick towards him with what resembles a dead rat on the end of it’","i-push-the-stick-towards-him-with-what-resembles-a-dead-rat-on-the-end-of-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ipushthesticktowardshimwithwhatresemblesadeadratontheendofit-/media.mp3",7531022,"2017-04-07T15:48:25Z",{"_61":3515,"_46":3516,"_48":3517,"_44":3518,"_75":76,"_77":3519,"_79":460,"_81":3520,"_83":84,"_85":41},"91c9ce10-f9be-0134-ec6b-4114446340cb","I am so excited thinking about all of the people’s lives we can change with this money!","i-am-so-excited-thinking-about-all-of-the-peoples-lives-we-can-change-with-this-money","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/iamsoexcitedthinkingaboutallofthepeople-sliveswecanchangewiththismoney-/media.mp3",7426100,"2017-04-02T10:20:12Z",{"_61":3522,"_46":3523,"_48":3524,"_44":3525,"_75":76,"_77":3526,"_79":1254,"_81":3527,"_83":84,"_85":41},"49e3e670-f206-0134-ec5e-4114446340cb","Ross will pay it, Shadden. As a matter of fact, Ross will pay for absolutely everything","ross-will-pay-it-shadden-as-a-matter-of-fact-ross-will-pay-for-absolutely-everything","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosswillpayit-shadden.asamatteroffact-rosswillpayforabsolutelyeverything/media.mp3",5771642,"2017-03-23T14:40:38Z",{"_61":3529,"_46":3530,"_48":3531,"_44":3532,"_75":76,"_77":3533,"_79":350,"_81":3534,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ce20ecf0-ec82-0134-ec5e-4114446340cb","I genuinely feel like grabbing that wig right now and focking it in the Liffey","i-genuinely-feel-like-grabbing-that-wig-right-now-and-focking-it-in-the-liffey","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/igenuinelyfeellikegrabbingthatwigrightnowandfockingitintheliffey/media.mp3",8268086,"2017-03-16T14:16:12Z",{"_61":3536,"_46":3537,"_48":3538,"_44":3539,"_75":76,"_77":3540,"_79":1569,"_81":3541,"_83":84,"_85":41},"63fb1740-e7c3-0134-ec45-4114446340cb","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: “I’m here to watch Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you.”","ross-ocarroll-kelly-im-here-to-watch-denis-obrien-wipe-the-floor-with-you","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-i-mheretowatchdeniso-brienwipethefloorwithyou.-/media.mp3",7816034,"2017-03-10T13:13:09Z",{"_61":3543,"_46":3544,"_48":3545,"_44":3546,"_75":76,"_77":3547,"_79":310,"_81":3548,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f2fc32f0-e21e-0134-ebeb-4114446340cb","‘It’s the Celtic Phoenix, Sorcha. People are thankfully being stupid again’","its-the-celtic-phoenix-sorcha-people-are-thankfully-being-stupid-again","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-it-sthecelticphoenix-sorcha.peoplearethankfullybeingstupidagain-/media.mp3",5228023,"2017-03-03T08:39:47Z",{"_61":3550,"_46":3551,"_48":3552,"_44":3553,"_75":76,"_77":3554,"_79":1202,"_81":3555,"_83":84,"_85":41},"29f919b0-dceb-0134-ebdd-4114446340cb","\"The Dublin accent was invented to allow criminals to talk to each other\"","the-dublin-accent-was-invented-to-allow-criminals-to-talk-to-each-other","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thedublinaccentwasinventedtoallowcriminalstotalktoeachother/media.mp3",7442282,"2017-02-24T17:58:07Z",{"_61":3557,"_46":3558,"_48":3559,"_44":3560,"_75":76,"_77":3561,"_79":830,"_81":3562,"_83":84,"_85":41},"fd2191a0-d747-0134-ebdd-4114446340cb","‘If you showed Dermot Bannon around the inside of my head, he’d say the design was minimalist’","if-you-showed-dermot-bannon-around-the-inside-of-my-head-hed-say-the-design-was-minimalist","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ifyoushoweddermotbannonaroundtheinsideofmyhead-he-dsaythedesignwasminimalist-/media.mp3",7039820,"2017-02-17T13:25:38Z",{"_61":3564,"_46":3565,"_48":3566,"_44":3567,"_75":76,"_77":3568,"_79":1172,"_81":3569,"_83":84,"_85":41},"45a86340-d1c0-0134-ebcf-4114446340cb","They’ll have to rename it ‘Don’t Tell the Bride I Did the Dirt on Her Again’","theyll-have-to-rename-it-dont-tell-the-bride-i-did-the-dirt-on-her-again","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/they-llhavetorenameit-don-ttellthebrideididthedirtonheragain-/media.mp3",6647798,"2017-02-10T12:52:56Z",{"_61":3571,"_46":3572,"_48":3573,"_44":3574,"_75":76,"_77":3575,"_79":80,"_81":3576,"_83":84,"_85":41},"73db1300-cc6a-0134-10da-25324e2a541d","The old man wants to build Trump’s Mexican wall","the-old-man-wants-to-build-trumps-mexican-wall","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/theoldmanwantstobuildtrump-smexicanwall/media.mp3",5059393,"2017-02-03T17:39:11Z",{"_61":3578,"_46":3579,"_48":3580,"_44":3581,"_75":76,"_77":3442,"_79":1014,"_81":3582,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c43f8bf0-c6d5-0134-10da-25324e2a541d","‘I actually like Trump. I like the way he pisses people off. I can see a lot of myself in him’","i-actually-like-trump-i-like-the-way-he-pisses-people-off-i-can-see-a-lot-of-myself-in-him","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iactuallyliketrump.ilikethewayhepissespeopleoff.icanseealotofmyselfinhim-/media.mp3","2017-01-27T15:35:21Z",{"_61":3584,"_46":3585,"_48":3586,"_44":3587,"_75":76,"_77":3588,"_79":3589,"_81":3590,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b96a90a0-c131-0134-10c4-25324e2a541d","‘I thought Pythagoras was something the Greeks dipped their bread in'","i-thought-pythagoras-was-something-the-greeks-dipped-their-bread-in","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ithoughtpythagoraswassomethingthegreeksdippedtheirbreadin/media.mp3",6499028,325,"2017-01-20T11:01:41Z",{"_61":3592,"_46":3593,"_48":3594,"_44":3595,"_75":76,"_77":3596,"_79":2423,"_81":3597,"_83":84,"_85":41},"b7f2d050-bbbd-0134-10a8-25324e2a541d","\"She unbuttons her coat and that’s when I notice that my old dear has had . . . augmentation\"","she-unbuttons-her-coat-and-thats-when-i-notice-that-my-old-dear-has-had-augmentation","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/sheunbuttonshercoatandthat-swheninoticethatmyolddearhashad...augmentation/media.mp3",6978746,"2017-01-13T12:30:23Z",{"_61":3599,"_46":3600,"_48":3601,"_44":3602,"_75":76,"_77":3603,"_79":1720,"_81":3604,"_83":84,"_85":41},"c190d4a0-badc-0134-10a8-25324e2a541d","‘I win Most Ingenious Yet Borderline Illegal Use of the Phrase “Within Commutable Distance” award’","i-win-most-ingenious-yet-borderline-illegal-use-of-the-phrase-within-commutable-distance-award","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwinmostingeniousyetborderlineillegaluseofthephrase-withincommutabledistance-award-/media.mp3",7626548,"2017-01-12T09:45:00Z",{"_61":3606,"_46":3607,"_48":3608,"_44":3609,"_75":76,"_77":3610,"_79":334,"_81":3611,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d0a60280-afff-0134-106e-25324e2a541d","‘The two of us listen to them roaring at each other’","the-two-of-us-listen-to-them-roaring-at-each-other","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thetwoofuslistentothemroaringateachother-/media.mp3",7151006,"2016-12-29T13:58:31Z",{"_61":3613,"_46":3614,"_48":3615,"_44":3616,"_75":76,"_77":3617,"_79":147,"_81":3618,"_83":84,"_85":41},"3e5f0940-a9c2-0134-1060-25324e2a541d","‘The turkey shuffles into the room and jumps onto the sofa beside me’","the-turkey-shuffles-into-the-room-and-jumps-onto-the-sofa-beside-me","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-theturkeyshufflesintotheroomandjumpsontothesofabesideme-/media.mp3",7301342,"2016-12-21T15:13:55Z",{"_61":3620,"_46":3621,"_48":3622,"_44":3623,"_75":76,"_77":3624,"_79":2624,"_81":3625,"_83":84,"_85":41},"d375af70-a51c-0134-9123-3327a14bcdba","Going through Honor’s Santa list must be what it’s like to go on Tonight with Vincent Browne","going-through-honors-santa-list-must-be-what-its-like-to-go-on-tonight-with-vincent-browne","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/goingthroughhonor-ssantalistmustbewhatit-sliketogoontonightwithvincentbrowne/media.mp3",6729752,"2016-12-15T17:30:53Z",{"_61":3627,"_46":3628,"_48":3629,"_44":3630,"_75":76,"_77":3631,"_79":1801,"_81":3632,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ddaa7290-a054-0134-9123-3327a14bcdba","‘The old man is making a complete orse of himself’","the-old-man-is-making-a-complete-orse-of-himself","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-theoldmanismakingacompleteorseofhimself-/media.mp3",7725206,"2016-12-09T15:13:27Z",{"_61":3634,"_46":3635,"_48":3636,"_44":3637,"_75":76,"_77":3638,"_79":155,"_81":3639,"_83":84,"_85":41},"662b07c0-9ae8-0134-90f9-3327a14bcdba","Have you ever had an episode like this before? You could use his orteries for attic insulation","have-you-ever-had-an-episode-like-this-before-you-could-use-his-orteries-for-attic-insulation","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/haveyoueverhadanepisodelikethisbefore-youcouldusehisorteriesforatticinsulation/media.mp3",7992470,"2016-12-02T17:53:10Z",{"_61":3641,"_46":3642,"_48":3643,"_44":3644,"_75":76,"_77":3645,"_79":264,"_81":3646,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba648bd0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I wouldn’t be any kind of best man if I didn’t try to persuade you'","i-wouldnt-be-any-kind-of-best-man-if-i-didnt-try-to-persuade-you","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iwouldn-tbeanykindofbestmanifididn-ttrytopersuadeyou/media.mp3",6939596,"2016-11-25T13:11:07Z",{"_61":3648,"_46":3649,"_48":3650,"_44":3651,"_75":76,"_77":3652,"_79":436,"_81":3653,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba671290-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","I think it was John F Kennedy who said that politics was the something of something else","i-think-it-was-john-f-kennedy-who-said-that-politics-was-the-something-of-something-else","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ithinkitwasjohnfkennedywhosaidthatpoliticswasthesomethingofsomethingelse/media.mp3",7455332,"2016-11-17T13:14:03Z",{"_61":3655,"_46":3656,"_48":3657,"_44":3658,"_75":76,"_77":3659,"_79":460,"_81":3660,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba68a6c0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","When she was born, the midwife smacked her orse and Sorcha fake-smiled her back","when-she-was-born-the-midwife-smacked-her-orse-and-sorcha-fake-smiled-her-back","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/whenshewasborn-themidwifesmackedherorseandsorchafake-smiledherback/media.mp3",7413572,"2016-11-11T11:35:39Z",{"_61":3662,"_46":3663,"_48":3664,"_44":3665,"_75":76,"_77":3666,"_79":971,"_81":3667,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba6a3ee0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Don’t be frightened, it’s just latex and make-up – but you can call her Granny","dont-be-frightened-its-just-latex-and-make-up-but-you-can-call-her-granny","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/don-tbefrightened-it-sjustlatexandmake-up-butyoucancallhergranny/media.mp3",5759315,"2016-11-07T09:44:44Z",{"_61":3669,"_46":3670,"_48":3671,"_44":3672,"_75":76,"_77":3673,"_79":460,"_81":3674,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba6bd360-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Mount Anville took out a High Court injunction banning me from their debs one year’","mount-anville-took-out-a-high-court-injunction-banning-me-from-their-debs-one-year","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-mountanvilletookoutahighcourtinjunctionbanningmefromtheirdebsoneyear-/media.mp3",7430798,"2016-10-21T12:56:36Z",{"_61":3676,"_46":3677,"_48":3678,"_44":3679,"_75":76,"_77":3680,"_79":147,"_81":3681,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba6d7010-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘You’re a dirty dog. And I can’t tell you how proud that makes me feel’","youre-a-dirty-dog-and-i-cant-tell-you-how-proud-that-makes-me-feel","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-you-readirtydog.andican-ttellyouhowproudthatmakesmefeel-/media.mp3",7308650,"2016-10-13T14:09:55Z",{"_61":3683,"_46":3684,"_48":3685,"_44":3686,"_75":76,"_77":3687,"_79":1378,"_81":3688,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba6fb230-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Women want more. I say let them have it. I’m just not sure I’m the man to give it to them","women-want-more-i-say-let-them-have-it-im-just-not-sure-im-the-man-to-give-it-to-them","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/womenwantmore.isayletthemhaveit.i-mjustnotsurei-mthemantogiveittothem/media.mp3",7025726,"2016-10-07T11:49:33Z",{"_61":3690,"_46":3691,"_48":3692,"_44":3693,"_75":76,"_77":3694,"_79":131,"_81":3695,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba7140e0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","“ It feels like you’re.”“What?” “I’m going to use the phrase ‘pimping me out’.”","it-feels-like-yourewhat-im-going-to-use-the-phrase-pimping-me-out","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-itfeelslikeyou-re.-what-i-mgoingtousethephrase-pimpingmeout-.-/media.mp3",7001714,"2016-09-30T13:37:24Z",{"_61":3697,"_46":3698,"_48":3699,"_44":3700,"_75":76,"_77":3701,"_79":334,"_81":3702,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba72e3f0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘No one goes to lectures before Christmas’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-no-one-goes-to-lectures-before-christmas","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-noonegoestolecturesbeforechristmas-/media.mp3",7136912,"2016-09-23T12:47:37Z",{"_61":3704,"_46":3705,"_48":3706,"_44":3707,"_75":76,"_77":3708,"_79":147,"_81":3709,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba74d820-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Her ex worked as a risk assessor for an insurance company. I call him Love Actuary’","her-ex-worked-as-a-risk-assessor-for-an-insurance-company-i-call-him-love-actuary","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-herexworkedasariskassessorforaninsurancecompany.icallhimloveactuary-/media.mp3",7295078,"2016-09-16T13:28:40Z",{"_61":3711,"_46":3712,"_48":3713,"_44":3714,"_75":76,"_77":3715,"_79":115,"_81":3716,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba76f5e0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Did you hear that, Shadden? George Clooney is one of Hennessy’s neighbours!’","did-you-hear-that-shadden-george-clooney-is-one-of-hennessys-neighbours","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-didyouhearthat-shadden-georgeclooneyisoneofhennessy-sneighbours-/media.mp3",7764356,"2016-09-09T11:45:32Z",{"_61":3718,"_46":3719,"_48":3720,"_44":3721,"_75":76,"_77":3722,"_79":115,"_81":3723,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba789e90-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Honor is pacing in front of the cage, glowering at 200 terrified kids’","honor-is-pacing-in-front-of-the-cage-glowering-at-200-terrified-kids","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-honorispacinginfrontofthecage-gloweringat200terrifiedkids-/media.mp3",7770098,"2016-09-02T12:38:30Z",{"_61":3725,"_46":3726,"_48":3727,"_44":3728,"_75":76,"_77":3729,"_79":3730,"_81":3731,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba7f3c60-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 4","rock-game-of-throw-ins-extract-4","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rockgameofthrow-insextract4/media.mp3",9381512,469,"2016-08-29T06:55:11Z",{"_61":3733,"_46":3734,"_48":3735,"_44":3736,"_75":76,"_77":3737,"_79":3738,"_81":3739,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba7da130-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 3","rock-game-of-throw-ins-extract-3","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rockgameofthrow-insextract3/media.mp3",12894050,645,"2016-08-29T06:49:17Z",{"_61":3741,"_46":3742,"_48":3743,"_44":3744,"_75":76,"_77":3745,"_79":3746,"_81":3747,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba7be5c0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 2","rock-game-of-throw-ins-extract-2","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rockgameofthrow-insextract2/media.mp3",5909168,295,"2016-08-29T06:47:57Z",{"_61":3749,"_46":3750,"_48":3751,"_44":3752,"_75":76,"_77":3753,"_79":3754,"_81":3755,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba7a5350-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 1","rock-game-of-throw-ins-extract-1","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rockgameofthrow-insextract1/media.mp3",10391060,520,"2016-08-29T06:47:37Z",{"_61":3757,"_46":3758,"_48":3759,"_44":3760,"_75":76,"_77":3761,"_79":604,"_81":3762,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba8100b0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","We can hear them chanting through the walls of the dressing room","we-can-hear-them-chanting-through-the-walls-of-the-dressing-room","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/wecanhearthemchantingthroughthewallsofthedressingroom/media.mp3",7411484,"2016-08-26T11:53:24Z",{"_61":3764,"_46":3765,"_48":3766,"_44":3767,"_75":76,"_77":3768,"_79":3769,"_81":3770,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba82ff30-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘You’re so transparent. You’re trying to butter me up so I won’t humiliate you too badly’","youre-so-transparent-youre-trying-to-butter-me-up-so-i-wont-humiliate-you-too-badly","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-you-resotransparent.you-retryingtobuttermeupsoiwon-thumiliateyoutoobadly-/media.mp3",8787476,439,"2016-08-22T10:24:12Z",{"_61":3772,"_46":3773,"_48":3774,"_44":3775,"_75":76,"_77":3776,"_79":171,"_81":3777,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba84c9e0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘After 2km, I’m wheezing like a 60-cigarettes-a-day man while Garret isn’t even breathing heavily’","after-2km-im-wheezing-like-a-60-cigarettes-a-day-man-while-garret-isnt-even-breathing-heavily","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-after2km-i-mwheezinglikea60-cigarettes-a-daymanwhilegarretisn-tevenbreathingheavily-/media.mp3",7659956,"2016-08-17T17:27:27Z",{"_61":3779,"_46":3780,"_48":3781,"_44":3782,"_75":76,"_77":3783,"_79":100,"_81":3784,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba867d40-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘He’s got 12 months of hord training behind him. All I’ve really got is drugs’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-hes-got-12-months-of-hord-training-behind-him-all-ive-really-got-is-drugs","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-he-sgot12monthsofhordtrainingbehindhim.alli-vereallygotisdrugs-/media.mp3",6745934,"2016-08-05T13:16:09Z",{"_61":3786,"_46":3787,"_48":3788,"_44":3789,"_75":76,"_77":3790,"_79":2415,"_81":3791,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba889970-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘That’s a side-effect of taking these pills, by the way – short-term memory, em . . . thingy ’","thats-a-side-effect-of-taking-these-pills-by-the-way-short-term-memory-em-thingy","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-that-saside-effectoftakingthesepills-bytheway-short-termmemory-em...thingy-/media.mp3",6693734,"2016-07-29T14:23:25Z",{"_61":3793,"_46":3794,"_48":3795,"_44":3796,"_75":76,"_77":3797,"_79":822,"_81":3798,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba8b6c30-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘What’s happening with your face?’ ‘I’m thinking. I’m thinking deeply’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-whats-happening-with-your-face-im-thinking-im-thinking-deeply","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-what-shappeningwithyourface-i-mthinking.i-mthinkingdeeply-/media.mp3",7081580,"2016-07-22T11:44:29Z",{"_61":3800,"_46":3801,"_48":3802,"_44":3803,"_75":76,"_77":3804,"_79":489,"_81":3805,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba8d4120-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I suddenly feel the kind of shame that only a couple of lunchtime pints can help erase’","i-suddenly-feel-the-kind-of-shame-that-only-a-couple-of-lunchtime-pints-can-help-erase","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-isuddenlyfeelthekindofshamethatonlyacoupleoflunchtimepintscanhelperase-/media.mp3",14656844,"2016-07-16T06:49:14Z",{"_61":3807,"_46":3808,"_48":3809,"_44":3810,"_75":76,"_77":3811,"_79":405,"_81":3812,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba8ed9e0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","\"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz\"","see-that-little-island-down-there-lambay-island-or-as-it-will-soon-be-known-aquatraz","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/seethatlittleislanddownthere.lambayisland.or-asitwillsoonbeknown-aquatraz/media.mp3",7543550,"2016-07-08T14:54:14Z",{"_61":3814,"_46":3815,"_48":3816,"_44":3817,"_75":76,"_77":3818,"_79":3819,"_81":3820,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba909550-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","“Do you want to be the fedda puking his ring up on the soyud of the road?","do-you-want-to-be-the-fedda-puking-his-ring-up-on-the-soyud-of-the-road","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-doyouwanttobethefeddapukinghisringuponthesoyudoftheroad-/media.mp3",6603428,330,"2016-07-01T13:22:39Z",{"_61":3822,"_46":3823,"_48":3824,"_44":3825,"_75":76,"_77":3826,"_79":1180,"_81":3827,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba923630-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I find myself standing on Vico Road, hand on the wall, throwing my breakfast up’","i-find-myself-standing-on-vico-road-hand-on-the-wall-throwing-my-breakfast-up","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ifindmyselfstandingonvicoroad-handonthewall-throwingmybreakfastup-/media.mp3",7345712,"2016-06-24T10:40:37Z",{"_61":3829,"_46":3830,"_48":3831,"_44":3832,"_75":76,"_77":3833,"_79":1298,"_81":3834,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba93bfd0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Claire doesn’t have, like, a Wicklow Wicklow accent? she’s very, very nearly South Dublin’","claire-doesnt-have-like-a-wicklow-wicklow-accent-shes-very-very-nearly-south-dublin","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-clairedoesn-thave-like-awicklowwicklowaccent-she-svery-verynearlysouthdublin-/media.mp3",7156226,"2016-06-17T13:35:42Z",{"_61":3836,"_46":3837,"_48":3838,"_44":3839,"_75":76,"_77":3840,"_79":830,"_81":3841,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba954620-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Are any of you familiar with Countdown?’ Of course they are – they were in UCD","are-any-of-you-familiar-with-countdown-of-course-they-are-they-were-in-ucd","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-areanyofyoufamiliarwithcountdown-ofcoursetheyare-theywereinucd/media.mp3",7046084,"2016-06-10T15:09:12Z",{"_61":3843,"_46":3844,"_48":3845,"_44":3846,"_75":76,"_77":3847,"_79":374,"_81":3848,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba971bc0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You’re like a young Katie Hopkins – except more, I don’t know, evil?’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-youre-like-a-young-katie-hopkins-except-more-i-dont-know-evil","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-you-relikeayoungkatiehopkins-exceptmore-idon-tknow-evil-/media.mp3",7604624,"2016-06-03T11:31:33Z",{"_61":3850,"_46":3851,"_48":3852,"_44":3853,"_75":76,"_77":3854,"_79":342,"_81":3855,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba989f40-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","JP’s dad won’t be able to show his face in Doheny & Nesbitt’s again","jps-dad-wont-be-able-to-show-his-face-in-doheny-nesbitts-again","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/jp-sdadwon-tbeabletoshowhisfaceindoheny-nesbitt-sagain/media.mp3",7581134,"2016-05-27T12:37:42Z",{"_61":3857,"_46":3858,"_48":3859,"_44":3860,"_75":76,"_77":3861,"_79":460,"_81":3862,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba9a07c0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I can see Honor standing in the wings, giving Miss Pallister the famous one-finger salute’","i-can-see-honor-standing-in-the-wings-giving-miss-pallister-the-famous-one-finger-salute","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-icanseehonorstandinginthewings-givingmisspallisterthefamousone-fingersalute-/media.mp3",7428710,"2016-05-20T10:52:27Z",{"_61":3864,"_46":3865,"_48":3866,"_44":3867,"_75":76,"_77":3868,"_79":1172,"_81":3869,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba9b9750-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","She might have fitted into the dress on our wedding day, but now, well..'","she-might-have-fitted-into-the-dress-on-our-wedding-day-but-now-well","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/shemighthavefittedintothedressonourweddingday-butnow-well.-/media.mp3",6638402,"2016-05-20T10:50:51Z",{"_61":3871,"_46":3872,"_48":3873,"_44":3874,"_75":76,"_77":3875,"_79":691,"_81":3876,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba9d2510-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I put Leinster on the Census form as my religion’","i-put-leinster-on-the-census-form-as-my-religion","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-iputleinsteronthecensusformasmyreligion-/media.mp3",7368680,"2016-05-07T13:45:06Z",{"_61":3878,"_46":3879,"_48":3880,"_44":3881,"_75":76,"_77":3882,"_79":3883,"_81":3884,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ba9ee7f0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘If at first you don’t succeed, it’s a pretty good indication you’re never going to’","if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-its-a-pretty-good-indication-youre-never-going-to","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ifatfirstyoudon-tsucceed-it-saprettygoodindicationyou-renevergoingto-/media.mp3",6591944,329,"2016-04-29T12:44:27Z",{"_61":3886,"_46":3887,"_48":3888,"_44":3889,"_75":76,"_77":3890,"_79":1180,"_81":3891,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baa0ff10-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I could tell you the word she used except The Irish Times probably wouldn’t print it’","i-could-tell-you-the-word-she-used-except-the-irish-times-probably-wouldnt-print-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-icouldtellyouthewordsheusedexcepttheirishtimesprobablywouldn-tprintit-/media.mp3",7339970,"2016-04-22T11:20:47Z",{"_61":3893,"_46":3894,"_48":3895,"_44":3896,"_75":76,"_77":3897,"_79":971,"_81":3898,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baa34630-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I can’t wait to see Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you in the High Court'","i-cant-wait-to-see-denis-obrien-wipe-the-floor-with-you-in-the-high-court","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ican-twaittoseedeniso-brienwipethefloorwithyouinthehighcourt/media.mp3",7199030,"2016-04-15T16:00:59Z",{"_61":3900,"_46":3901,"_48":3902,"_44":3903,"_75":76,"_77":3904,"_79":532,"_81":3905,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baa4dfe0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: doing a hard sell on Inchicore as an estate agent","ross-ocarroll-kelly-doing-a-hard-sell-on-inchicore-as-an-estate-agent","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-doingahardselloninchicoreasanestateagent/media.mp3",7061744,"2016-04-08T13:46:13Z",{"_61":3907,"_46":3908,"_48":3909,"_44":3910,"_75":76,"_77":3911,"_79":971,"_81":3912,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baa674a0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Honor is naturally gifted on the piano. She’d want to be – we’ve spent about 12 grand on lessons","honor-is-naturally-gifted-on-the-piano-shed-want-to-be-weve-spent-about-12-grand-on-lessons","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/honorisnaturallygiftedonthepiano.she-dwanttobe-we-vespentabout12grandonlessons/media.mp3",7204772,"2016-04-01T13:10:36Z",{"_61":3914,"_46":3915,"_48":3916,"_44":3917,"_75":76,"_77":3918,"_79":413,"_81":3919,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baa801d0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘The last time JP had his hand on a breast, it came out of a bucket’","the-last-time-jp-had-his-hand-on-a-breast-it-came-out-of-a-bucket","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thelasttimejphadhishandonabreast-itcameoutofabucket-/media.mp3",7857272,"2016-03-25T12:35:45Z",{"_61":3921,"_46":3922,"_48":3923,"_44":3924,"_75":76,"_77":3925,"_79":1202,"_81":3926,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baa9af10-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I haven’t heard the word pronoun since I sat the Junior Cert’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-i-havent-heard-the-word-pronoun-since-i-sat-the-junior-cert","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-ihaven-theardthewordpronounsinceisatthejuniorcert-/media.mp3",7450634,"2016-03-18T16:56:28Z",{"_61":3928,"_46":3929,"_48":3930,"_44":3931,"_75":76,"_77":3932,"_79":2709,"_81":3933,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baab3ce0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Are you the same guy who first called Mullingar the Gateway to Dublin?’","are-you-the-same-guy-who-first-called-mullingar-the-gateway-to-dublin","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-areyouthesameguywhofirstcalledmullingarthegatewaytodublin-/media.mp3",7104026,"2016-03-12T08:03:34Z",{"_61":3935,"_46":3936,"_48":3937,"_44":3938,"_75":76,"_77":3939,"_79":691,"_81":3940,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baacc640-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘I make sure to just say it in my mind. Because that’s being a good husband'","i-make-sure-to-just-say-it-in-my-mind-because-thats-being-a-good-husband","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-imakesuretojustsayitinmymind.becausethat-sbeingagoodhusband/media.mp3",7356674,"2016-03-04T16:33:28Z",{"_61":3942,"_46":3943,"_48":3944,"_44":3945,"_75":76,"_77":3946,"_79":334,"_81":3947,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baae69e0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Chorles wants a prison colony for people who don’t pay their water bills’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-chorles-wants-a-prison-colony-for-people-who-dont-pay-their-water-bills","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-chorleswantsaprisoncolonyforpeoplewhodon-tpaytheirwaterbills-/media.mp3",7146308,"2016-02-27T08:28:26Z",{"_61":3949,"_46":3950,"_48":3951,"_44":3952,"_75":76,"_77":3953,"_79":1348,"_81":3954,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baaffba0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘The government is planning to come down hord on people not paying their water bills’","the-government-is-planning-to-come-down-hord-on-people-not-paying-their-water-bills","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-thegovernmentisplanningtocomedownhordonpeoplenotpayingtheirwaterbills-/media.mp3",7292468,"2016-02-19T15:19:19Z",{"_61":3956,"_46":3957,"_48":3958,"_44":3959,"_75":76,"_77":3960,"_79":1180,"_81":3961,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bab1a040-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Keep your friends close. But make sure you have the means to destroy them’","ross-ocarroll-kelly-keep-your-friends-close-but-make-sure-you-have-the-means-to-destroy-them","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rosso-carroll-kelly-keepyourfriendsclose.butmakesureyouhavethemeanstodestroythem-/media.mp3",7348322,"2016-02-16T10:53:22Z",{"_61":3963,"_46":3964,"_48":3965,"_44":3966,"_75":76,"_77":3967,"_79":286,"_81":3968,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bab35c80-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","This is getting ridiculous. It’s like being on a spa weekend with Sorcha","this-is-getting-ridiculous-its-like-being-on-a-spa-weekend-with-sorcha","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thisisgettingridiculous.it-slikebeingonaspaweekendwithsorcha/media.mp3",7182848,"2016-02-05T15:23:30Z",{"_61":3970,"_46":3971,"_48":3972,"_44":3973,"_75":76,"_77":3974,"_79":1801,"_81":3975,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bab52080-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","He smiles with the same smile he uses when choosing his lobster in Cavistons","he-smiles-with-the-same-smile-he-uses-when-choosing-his-lobster-in-cavistons","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/hesmileswiththesamesmileheuseswhenchoosinghislobsterincavistons/media.mp3",7722596,"2016-01-29T17:01:46Z",{"_61":3977,"_46":3978,"_48":3979,"_44":3980,"_75":76,"_77":3981,"_79":163,"_81":3982,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bab6cd90-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","These apartments will be so small, there won’t be room for two people to break wind","these-apartments-will-be-so-small-there-wont-be-room-for-two-people-to-break-wind","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/theseapartmentswillbesosmall-therewon-tberoomfortwopeopletobreakwind/media.mp3",7701194,"2016-01-15T13:34:58Z",{"_61":3984,"_46":3985,"_48":3986,"_44":3987,"_75":76,"_77":3988,"_79":139,"_81":3989,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bab84420-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","These are going to be our Family Date Nights","these-are-going-to-be-our-family-date-nights","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/thesearegoingtobeourfamilydatenights/media.mp3",6825800,"2016-01-08T16:59:18Z",{"_61":3991,"_46":3992,"_48":3993,"_44":3994,"_75":76,"_77":3995,"_79":1393,"_81":3996,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bab9c9d0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Has she been drinking or is she still pissed from last night?","has-she-been-drinking-or-is-she-still-pissed-from-last-night","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/hasshebeendrinkingorisshestillpissedfromlastnight-/media.mp3",6754286,"2016-01-02T10:22:15Z",{"_61":3998,"_46":3999,"_48":4000,"_44":4001,"_75":76,"_77":4002,"_79":211,"_81":4003,"_83":84,"_85":41},"babb8d90-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","I just don’t consider it a sport. It’s like watching CCTV footage of a fight","i-just-dont-consider-it-a-sport-its-like-watching-cctv-footage-of-a-fight","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ijustdon-tconsideritasport.it-slikewatchingcctvfootageofafight/media.mp3",7559732,"2015-12-18T15:56:26Z",{"_61":4005,"_46":4006,"_48":4007,"_44":4008,"_75":76,"_77":4009,"_79":1298,"_81":4010,"_83":84,"_85":41},"babefaf0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","You look like something Dr Marie Cassidy should be going at with rubber gloves and a bone saw","you-look-like-something-dr-marie-cassidy-should-be-going-at-with-rubber-gloves-and-a-bone-saw","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/youlooklikesomethingdrmariecassidyshouldbegoingatwithrubberglovesandabonesaw/media.mp3",7172408,"2015-12-14T15:31:40Z",{"_61":4012,"_46":4013,"_48":4014,"_44":4015,"_75":76,"_77":4016,"_79":4017,"_81":4018,"_83":84,"_85":41},"babd1cf0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","I actually love women. If that makes me a feminist, then so be it.","i-actually-love-women-if-that-makes-me-a-feminist-then-so-be-it","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/iactuallylovewomen.ifthatmakesmeafeminist-thensobeit-/media.mp3",6239072,312,"2015-12-14T15:31:31Z",{"_61":4020,"_46":4021,"_48":4022,"_44":4023,"_75":76,"_77":4024,"_79":107,"_81":4025,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bac0efe0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Christmas is a time of year when, er… you get loads of stuff","christmas-is-a-time-of-year-when-er-you-get-loads-of-stuff","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/christmasisatimeofyearwhen-er-yougetloadsofstuff/media.mp3",7270544,"2015-11-27T17:06:54Z",{"_61":4027,"_46":4028,"_48":4029,"_44":4030,"_75":76,"_77":4031,"_79":765,"_81":4032,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bac29f50-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","I’m the porty spokesperson on Gender Issues","im-the-porty-spokesperson-on-gender-issues","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/i-mtheportyspokespersonongenderissues/media.mp3",7972112,"2015-11-20T17:04:56Z",{"_61":4034,"_46":4035,"_48":4036,"_44":4037,"_75":76,"_77":4038,"_79":489,"_81":4039,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bac46db0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross, we need to take Pang to the Beacon – right now","ross-we-need-to-take-pang-to-the-beacon-right-now","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ross-weneedtotakepangtothebeacon-rightnow/media.mp3",7322744,"2015-11-13T16:09:59Z",{"_61":4041,"_46":4042,"_48":4043,"_44":4044,"_75":76,"_77":4045,"_79":604,"_81":4046,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bac60990-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","My son’s nickname is Manslaughter.","my-sons-nickname-is-manslaughter","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/myson-snicknameismanslaughter-/media.mp3",7404176,"2015-11-06T17:24:11Z",{"_61":4048,"_46":4049,"_48":4050,"_44":4051,"_75":76,"_77":4052,"_79":691,"_81":4053,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bac78750-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Sorcha hasn't touched her chicken","sorcha-hasnt-touched-her-chicken","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/sorchahasnttouchedherchicken/media.mp3",7365026,"2015-10-30T16:08:04Z",{"_61":4055,"_46":4056,"_48":4057,"_44":4058,"_75":76,"_77":4038,"_79":489,"_81":4059,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bac92d70-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","“Ireland won alright. Which means we’re into the semi-finals of the World Cup!”","ireland-won-alright-which-means-were-into-the-semi-finals-of-the-world-cup","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-irelandwonalright.whichmeanswe-reintothesemi-finalsoftheworldcup-/media.mp3","2015-10-23T14:11:34Z",{"_61":4061,"_46":4062,"_48":4063,"_44":4064,"_75":76,"_77":4065,"_79":3407,"_81":4066,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baca9590-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","“A lot of children are just born that way – they’re d**kheads.”","a-lot-of-children-are-just-born-that-way-theyre-dkheads","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-alotofchildrenarejustbornthatway-they-red-kheads.-/media.mp3",6875390,"2015-10-16T15:34:19Z",{"_61":4068,"_46":4069,"_48":4070,"_44":4071,"_75":76,"_77":4072,"_79":80,"_81":4073,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bacc5340-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","I’m there, “Pang, give me those cigarettes.” She goes, “Get away from me, you racist!”","im-there-pang-give-me-those-cigarettes-she-goes-get-away-from-me-you-racist","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/i-mthere-pang-givemethosecigarettes.-shegoes-getawayfromme-youracist-/media.mp3",7240268,"2015-10-09T16:00:25Z",{"_61":4075,"_46":4076,"_48":4077,"_44":4078,"_75":76,"_77":4079,"_79":131,"_81":4080,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bacdd680-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","If you can do it on the upper deck of a no 40 bus","if-you-can-do-it-on-the-upper-deck-of-a-no-40-bus","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ifyoucandoitontheupperdeckofano40bus/media.mp3",6999626,"2015-10-02T16:20:38Z",{"_61":4082,"_46":4083,"_48":4084,"_44":4085,"_75":76,"_77":4086,"_79":1720,"_81":4087,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bacf6930-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘If you bought a gaff in Tenerife, they'd say they bought one in Elevenerife’","if-you-bought-a-gaff-in-tenerife-theyd-say-they-bought-one-in-elevenerife","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-ifyouboughtagaffintenerife-theydsaytheyboughtoneinelevenerife-/media.mp3",7614020,"2015-09-23T12:39:32Z",{"_61":4089,"_46":4090,"_48":4091,"_44":4092,"_75":76,"_77":4093,"_79":1180,"_81":4094,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bad100d0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","I should report you – underfloor heating is a human right","i-should-report-you-underfloor-heating-is-a-human-right","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ishouldreportyou-underfloorheatingisahumanright/media.mp3",7335794,"2015-09-18T14:33:03Z",{"_61":4096,"_46":4097,"_48":4098,"_44":4099,"_75":76,"_77":4100,"_79":4101,"_81":4102,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bad3ff40-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Seedless in Seattle Extract Five","seedless-in-seattle-extract-five","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/seedlessinseattleextractfive/media.mp3",11169884,559,"2015-09-14T13:52:22Z",{"_61":4104,"_46":4105,"_48":4106,"_44":4107,"_75":76,"_77":4108,"_79":4109,"_81":4110,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bad558c0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Seedless in Seattle Extract Four","seedless-in-seattle-extract-four","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/seedlessinseattleextractfour/media.mp3",5715506,286,"2015-09-14T13:40:46Z",{"_61":4112,"_46":4113,"_48":4114,"_44":4115,"_75":76,"_77":4116,"_79":1540,"_81":4117,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bad6b450-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Seedless in Seattle Extract Three","seedless-in-seattle-extract-three","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/seedlessinseattleextractthree/media.mp3",8457572,"2015-09-14T13:35:35Z",{"_61":4119,"_46":4120,"_48":4121,"_44":4122,"_75":76,"_77":4123,"_79":4124,"_81":4125,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bad81770-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Seedless in Seattle Extract Two","seedless-in-seattle-extract-two","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/seedlessinseattleextracttwo/media.mp3",9085538,454,"2015-09-14T08:46:13Z",{"_61":4127,"_46":4128,"_48":4129,"_44":4130,"_75":76,"_77":4131,"_79":4132,"_81":4133,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bad98400-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Seedless in Seattle Extract One","seedless-in-seattle-extract-one","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/seedlessinseattleextractone/media.mp3",9751610,488,"2015-09-12T14:14:26Z",{"_61":4135,"_46":4136,"_48":4137,"_44":4138,"_75":76,"_77":4139,"_79":1232,"_81":4140,"_83":84,"_85":41},"bad27c50-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","RO'CK: It's here. A day I thought I'd never see","rock-its-here-a-day-i-thought-id-never-see","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rock-itshere.adayithoughtidneversee/media.mp3",6963086,"2015-09-12T06:47:45Z",{"_61":4142,"_46":4143,"_48":4144,"_44":4145,"_75":76,"_77":4146,"_79":2423,"_81":4147,"_83":84,"_85":41},"badb0320-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","Ross goes to Electric Picnic: “I’m not staying in a focking tent”","ross-goes-to-electric-picnic-im-not-staying-in-a-focking-tent","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rossgoestoelectricpicnic-i-mnotstayinginafockingtent-/media.mp3",6990752,"2015-09-04T09:31:10Z",{"_61":4149,"_46":4150,"_48":4151,"_44":4152,"_75":76,"_77":4153,"_79":107,"_81":4154,"_83":84,"_85":41},"badc85e0-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","People are chanting, \"Co'ck for Taoiseach!\"","people-are-chanting-cock-for-taoiseach","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/peoplearechanting-cockfortaoiseach-/media.mp3",7265324,"2015-08-28T15:56:22Z",{"_61":4156,"_46":4157,"_48":4158,"_44":4159,"_75":76,"_77":4160,"_79":358,"_81":4161,"_83":84,"_85":41},"baddf960-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘His dog just bit me,’ Honor goes. ‘Get up off your knees. We’re going to the Gords’","his-dog-just-bit-me-honor-goes-get-up-off-your-knees-were-going-to-the-gords","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-hisdogjustbitme-honorgoes.-getupoffyourknees.we-regoingtothegords-/media.mp3",7528412,"2015-08-21T09:56:39Z",{"_61":4163,"_46":4164,"_48":4165,"_44":4166,"_75":76,"_77":4167,"_79":211,"_81":4168,"_83":84,"_85":41},"badf6410-34c2-0135-52f9-452518e2d253","‘Why don’t you just tell Denis O’Brien’s solicitor that you’ll stop having Denis O’Brien Hair?’","why-dont-you-just-tell-denis-obriens-solicitor-that-youll-stop-having-denis-obrien-hair","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-whydon-tyoujusttelldeniso-brien-ssolicitorthatyou-llstophavingdeniso-brienhair-/media.mp3",7553468,"2015-08-14T12:17:44Z",{"_61":4170,"_46":4171,"_48":4172,"_44":4173,"_75":76,"_77":4174,"_79":107,"_81":4175,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f2c2b6df-315a-4e51-8052-569e108f1d21","‘Whatever you think about two men kicking the humanity out of each other in a cage...'","whatever-you-think-about-two-men-kicking-the-humanity-out-of-each-other-in-a-cage","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/-whateveryouthinkabouttwomenkickingthehumanityoutofeachotherinacage..-/media.mp3",14513816,"2015-08-07T11:17:46Z",{"_61":4177,"_46":4178,"_48":4179,"_44":4180,"_75":76,"_77":4181,"_79":211,"_81":4182,"_83":84,"_85":41},"4e2876b8-a597-41d0-88b4-140b4107efe4","I've got to stop thinking about my old man as an ATM","ive-got-to-stop-thinking-about-my-old-man-as-an-atm","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/ivegottostopthinkingaboutmyoldmanasanatm/media.mp3",7568084,"2015-07-31T10:19:26Z",{"_61":4184,"_46":4185,"_48":4186,"_44":4187,"_75":76,"_77":4188,"_79":187,"_81":4189,"_83":84,"_85":41},"ef8d13e1-e3b7-43cc-a797-8fd557e6e59a","Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - JPs old man","ross-ocarroll-kelly-jps-old-man","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rossocarroll-kelly-jpsoldman/media.mp3",7833260,"2015-07-24T16:12:46Z",{"_61":4191,"_46":4192,"_48":4193,"_44":4194,"_75":76,"_77":4195,"_79":532,"_81":4196,"_83":84,"_85":41},"69987c24-1f4f-4b28-b0f1-34f18c59ba19","Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - You know that smell","ross-ocarroll-kelly-you-know-that-smell","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rossocarroll-kelly-youknowthatsmell/media.mp3",7060178,"2015-07-10T19:54:26Z",{"_61":4198,"_46":4199,"_48":4200,"_44":4201,"_75":76,"_77":4202,"_79":1720,"_81":4203,"_83":84,"_85":41},"f70035b0-632d-4e76-b054-a92614f2f813","Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - I've genuinely never seen Sorcha so angry ...","ross-ocarroll-kelly-ive-genuinely-never-seen-sorcha-so-angry","https://sphinx.acast.com/ross-ocarroll-kelly/rossocarroll-kelly-ivegenuinelyneverseensorchasoangry..-/media.mp3",7630202,"2015-07-03T12:50:53Z",{"_61":4205,"_46":4206,"_48":4207,"_44":4208,"_75":76,"_77":4209,"_79":1393,"_81":4210,"_83":84,"_85":41},"e80d8174-d132-48e3-bb54-cb240898d67c","Ross O'Carroll Kelly: ‘Why would I want to date you? 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‘We’re getting rid of the cor. Right focking now’

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