Vicki Gunvalson wants her orange back and her vengeance louder.

Kyle can’t quit Mauricio (or Morgan… or the fantasy).

Nene might return. Todd vs. Bravo is heating up.

And somehow this episode spirals into hands-free orgasms, lavender marriages, and why some Housewives should be legally retired.

It’s Christmas, the filters are OFF, and Reality Court is in session.

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