Every week, Chris and Paul pick apart the unwritten rules of modern life - the stuff everyone quietly follows but nobody admits out loud - and usually end up more confused than when they started.

It's part pub conversation, part existential crisis, and part two blokes trying to work out why they do the things they do.

No experts. No life coaching. No pretending we've got anything figured out - just honest confessions, chaotic tangents, and the occasional moment where something surprisingly clever slips through by accident.

There'll be disagreement, sarcasm, stories that probably should've stayed private, and at least one "that can't possibly be true" followed immediately by googling it.

New episodes every week.