“File a patent… today… on an invention you haven’t even seen.” In this episode of Could You Be a Big-Time Manhattan Lawyer?, host Big Bad Babo puts Suits Season 1, Episode 2 (the “patent episode”) under the microscope with two real IP pros: Samar Shah (12-year patent attorney) and Ian Holloway (patent agent + former patent examiner).

What starts as a VC pitch for a $20M pocket-phone prototype (in 2011) spirals into peak-TV patent chaos: same-day filing on a mystery invention, the USPTO apparently responding in 24 hours, an “injunction” detour, a last-ditch interference play (pre‑AIA rules), and a settlement strategy so wild it somehow turns into $400M—powered by one threat: upload the design plans online and flood the market with knockoffs.

If you’ve ever watched legal TV and thought, “that’s… not how patents work,” this breakdown is for you.

What you’ll learn

• Why “go file the patent” without seeing the prototype is a legal and practical nightmare
• What actually happens after filing (receipts, timelines, and why 24-hour USPTO intel is… a stretch)
• The real-world difference between filing, publication (18 months), and examination (often 12–18+ months to first action)
• Why interference proceedings existed (pre‑March 16, 2013) and why they’re basically IP “mutual assured destruction”
• How injunctions and “patent disputes” get mis-framed on TV—and what the correct venues/strategies usually look like
• The business irony of the closer: why “I’ll publish the plans” can nuke exclusivity—and why TV treats it like leverage

Suggested timestamps / segments (copy/paste friendly)

00:00 Intro — The “first and likely last” episode setup
 01:20 Meet the contestants: Samar (patent attorney) & Ian (former examiner)
 04:05 The $20M prototype… and the associate can’t even see it
 07:10 “Go back and file a patent” — what could possibly go wrong
 12:05 How many patents have you filed? (The “100” moment)
 16:10 Real patent timelines vs. same-day filing fantasy
 22:00 USPTO calls in 24 hours?! Let’s talk backlog + reality
 27:40 Injunction strategy, courtroom confusion, and why this is messy
 33:15 Interference: what it is, why it existed, why everyone loses
 39:10 The settlement twist: “We’re putting it online”
 45:30 Final verdict: TV law vs. patent law

Chapter breakdown (long-form description structure)

Chapter 1: The Setup — Big-Time Manhattan Energy
A founder, a prototype, VCs, and a lawyer who hasn’t seen the invention.

Chapter 2: The Patent Filing Problem
Why “file it anyway” collapses under basic patent practice (and common sense).

Chapter 3: The Timeline Reality Check
Filing ≠ granted. Receipts, publication, examiner assignment, and why speed-dialing the USPTO is… optimistic.

Chapter 4: Injunctions & Venue Confusion
How the episode blends legal concepts into one dramatic court moment.

Chapter 5: Interference — The Pre‑2013 Plot Device
A real concept used in the most TV way possible.

Chapter 6: The $400M Threat Strategy
Uploading plans, knockoffs, and the weird logic of turning self-destruction into leverage.

Chapter 7: The Final Score
What Suits gets wrong, what it accidentally brushes against, and why real IP work is way less cinematic.