Opie, Tony P and Ron the Waiter unload on a freezing FU Friday: $300 NYC Christmas tree rip-off, Ozempic coming for obese dogs, plastic rice melting in your pan, plane clappers, Kelly Osbourne turning into Ozzy, Theo Vaughn & Bert Kreischer ghosting the guy who launched them, Joe Rogan & Bill Burr blowing up after Opie & Anthony put them on Sirius, Anthony begging for an O&A reunion “for serious money,” and the annual Hanukkah rant about getting socks for 7 nights while staring at a sad bush. Zero filter, maximum chaos — the rawest morning-show energy still left on the internet.