After we experienced a very minor heat wave in July we really got familiar with the swimming spots of Oslo. The heat might have dissipated, but our verdict is in: here are all the places we like to swim, ranked (and don't come at us about all the ones we left off, there are simply too many to count so these are our personal go-tos).

Plus in news: a walrus in the woods and angry tourists.

Theme song: Whiddershins