We’re heading to the horniest department store in town.

It’s another edition of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious actor and comedian Avery McClure! Avery will be reading as Christy*, a 45-year-old mom whose stories include diapers, peacocks, and hooking up with coworkers (and their brothers). Find a comfy hay bale and tune in to a fun one.

*Not Christy’s real name, but definitely her real stories.

Today’s episode includes …

00:21: Our guest: Avery McClure

01:30: Being in love with your friends

13:19: Our business: “Christy”

16:05: First Things First: “Finally!”

18:40: Best I Ever Had: ”An unexpected threesome”

23:00: Worst Ex: “My other girlfriend”

30:39: The One Who Got Away: “He lived by a zoo”

36:24: Craziest Sex: “We called him Hot Jack”

38:57: Deal-Breakers: “He started talking baby talk”

43:25: Worst First Date: “Luckily, we drove two cars”

47:25: Do It Again?: “She looked like Baby Spice”

51:37: Fuck-It List: “I’m terrified”

54:36: Status Update: “He just washed my car”

If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at noneofmybusinesspodcast@gmail.com.

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Avery McClure

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

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