When the pussy so good he adjusted his whole moral compass…

The hilarious Tamara Yajia, author of ‘Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life as a Failed Child Star,’ has returned for Freaky February, in which Sophia and Kelsey are switching places! Tam will be reading as Catherine*, who tells us about her torrid romances involving Holy Thursday sex, LARPing, and a whole lot of fringe.

*As always, Catherine is not her real name, but these are definitely her real stories

Today’s episode includes …

00:22 Our guest: Tamara Yajia
08:02: Welcome to Freaky February!
10:13: Our business: “Catherine”
13:36: First Things First: “I can’t die a virgin”
35:18: Best I Ever Had: ”The chemistry was 11/10”
44:12: Worst Ex: “He stole my entire friend group”
49:52: The One Who Got Away: “Everything comes back to my high school ex”
54:27: Cheater, Cheater: “Complete brain memory wipe”
1:00:36: Worst First Date: “Mario Kart–type racing”
1:06:37: Status Update: “Did a little witchy spell”

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Tamara Yajia
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

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