"The Roster" With Sydney Kane

In which we learn about the world of “dollification.”

It’s the last week of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the great Sydney Kane: actor, singer, and creator of the musical comedy special ‘Wife Material.’ Sydney will be reading as Stella*, a 44-year-old research queen with an impressively organized sex life (complete with incredible nicknames for all her regular hookups). Tune in to hear tales of red rooms and iPad cheating from this hilarious sexpert.

*Not Stella’s real name, but definitely her real stories

Today’s episode includes …

00:18: Our guest: Sydney Kane
00:41: The woes of situationships
18:33: Our business: “Stella”
21:35: First Things First: “Varsity-level stuff”
25:12: Best I Ever Had: “Country Boy Toy”
32:18: Worst Ex: “I was dick-matized”
41:28: The One Who Got Away: “He matched my freak”
51:17: Places and Spaces: “We met between acts”
52:52: Red Flags: “It almost felt performative”
54:48: Circling Back: “He went to Sephora”
59:58: Status Update: “Monetize my horniness”

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Sydney Kane
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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