It's our 76th episode spectacular! Time to give away some accolades. WHAT was the best ITEM? WHO was the best mayor (non-lusophone)? All your burning questions answered, and more! Grab your pinstriped suit and your olives the size of soccer balls, It's time to find out who will take home the Golden Martini at the Oscar Goodman memorial FIRST ANNUAL (?) GOODIE AWARDS.

Listen to the whole thing over on the Patreon at nogodsnomayors.com!

Awards music by Markus Little: https://www.marlimusiq.com/